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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: klyph on October 16, 2009, 04:54:29 AM

Title: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: klyph on October 16, 2009, 04:54:29 AM
Not sure if this is a true IPA, I kinda just made it up as I went. I'm sure the purists will tell me it's not even beer, since I used extract, but pull the stick out of your ass.
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This is the barley wine in secondary ferment. He'll soon have a friend.
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Couple pics of my wort chiller that I just rigged up earlier. Worked like a charm, more on that later.
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Boiling the malt extract
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wife's boobs
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Essential supplies
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I didn't have steeping bags, so I used some old socks that were wearing thin. What? I boiled them.
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Must drink beer while making beer
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Wort chiller installed in brew kettle
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Added tangerine zest and finishing hops for the last five minutes of boil
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My chiller dropped it from boiling to 70 degrees F in 10 minutes.
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The IPA and the barley wine.
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: Robb on October 16, 2009, 08:58:01 AM
These threads always make me thirsty for some reason? 

More pics of the wife in compromising positions pls.
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 16, 2009, 11:41:29 AM
I need to make a wort chiller!  I'm tired of waiting for 2+ hours in ice baths to pitch the yeast.  Is your chiller from a kit of some kind?  Looks pretty pro.
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: buk9tp on October 16, 2009, 12:07:58 PM
YOU HAVE BIGGER TITS THAN YOUR WIFE DOES

post pics to prove otherwise. (of her not you faggot)
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: Eggylshatch on October 16, 2009, 01:53:18 PM
Well played sir.  I just bottled my second homebrew last weekend, gonna crack one open tonight i think to check its progress.  I did a pale ale using extract the first time, this time I did an american red using grain--excited to try it, it smelled delicious making it.  Your wort chiller is badass.  The only thing i question is the use of the sock... I think most cheaper socks are cotton and acyrlic, and the acrylic shit worries me a bit boiling it like that.  Interested to see what the orange peels do for it! 

We should trade samples.  Can you ship beer usps?
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: 97Econobox on October 16, 2009, 05:01:23 PM
Must be brewing season lol, i just got 2 gallons of Hard cider going last night. Probably get a 3rd going either today or tomorrow.
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 16, 2009, 06:13:29 PM
Quote from: 97Econobox on October 16, 2009, 05:01:23 PM
Must be brewing season lol, i just got 2 gallons of Hard cider going last night. Probably get a 3rd going either today or tomorrow.

Well it is lager season (for outdoor brewing).  It's a slower process than making ales, but my Oktoberfest lager is in secondary fermentation right now, gaining clarity and deliciousness with each week.  I've made a handful of ales, but this is my first lager attempt. 
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: klyph on October 16, 2009, 09:14:02 PM
Quote from: Eggylshatch on October 16, 2009, 01:53:18 PM
I think most cheaper socks are cotton and acyrlic, and the acrylic shit worries me a bit boiling it like that.  Interested to see what the orange peels do for it! 
I only use high quality Champion brand 100% cotton socks  :noel:
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We should trade samples.  Can you ship beer usps?
I believe you can, my wife has gotten wine through the mail.
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: random-strike on October 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
might have to fire up the still now
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: klyph on October 17, 2009, 01:01:20 AM
Quote from: Scruffy Terror on October 16, 2009, 12:07:58 PM
YOU HAVE BIGGER TITS THAN YOUR WIFE DOES

post pics to prove otherwise. (of her not you faggot)

This coming from a known cross dresser    :?:

She may not be a double D, but she's tight as a snare drum.
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Now go play dress up with your grandma's coat.
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: junkyard racer on October 17, 2009, 05:50:42 AM
Quote from: Eggylshatch on October 16, 2009, 01:53:18 PM
Can you ship beer usps?


Not legally.

Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: jeffsciv23 on October 17, 2009, 12:33:01 PM
ive gotten beer in the mail, cant remember if it was usps or ups.

oh and i never knew what hop pellets sold for. a friend of mine works at a hop pellet plant here in town, guess they ship to brewerys all over the world. smells like shit though
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: klyph on October 17, 2009, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: jeffsciv23 on October 17, 2009, 12:33:01 PM
ive gotten beer in the mail, cant remember if it was usps or ups.

oh and i never knew what hop pellets sold for. a friend of mine works at a hop pellet plant here in town, guess they ship to brewerys all over the world. smells fucking delicious

It was FedEx that shipped the wine. I think you just have to put a special label on it so they don't deliver it to someone under 21.
Title: Re: Extract brewing an IPA inspired ale
Post by: jeffsciv23 on October 18, 2009, 06:03:51 AM
my chic had ordered it from some site that had beer that you can get with special labels, never checked an ID. guy jumps out wiht a box and i was moving my water in the yard and handed me the box lol.

but the hop plants really smell like shit. he wore a pair of shoes there one night because he forgot his work shoes and the smell of the hops wont come out of them at all so he can only where them to work now without getting dirty looks from people.