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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Robb on November 12, 2009, 02:00:08 PM

Title: For the VW haters.
Post by: Robb on November 12, 2009, 02:00:08 PM
This just in, pigs fly, hell freezes over, VW largest car maker...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/nov/09/volkswagen-porsche-overtakes-toyota-largest-carmaker (http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/nov/09/volkswagen-porsche-overtakes-toyota-largest-carmaker)


They admit they probably wont hold that title next year, but are trying damn hard to be there the year after.

Flame away.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 12, 2009, 02:07:36 PM
You love VW
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Robb on November 12, 2009, 02:13:14 PM
You love VW

I liked VW til they took over Porsche.  Now I have a reason not to.  :P
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: jhonda on November 12, 2009, 02:22:44 PM
i like porsche,, i mainly only see wearied people driving VW no offense  :P
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Robb on November 12, 2009, 04:24:31 PM
i like porsche,, i mainly only see wearied people driving VW no offense  :P

You got me wrong.  I work for Porsche.  Not happy about vw takeover.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: brine04 on November 12, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
i like porsche,, i mainly only see wearied people driving VW no offense  :P

You got me wrong.  I work for Porsche.  Not happy about vw takeover.
Seems to me parts with become shoddy providing you with job security so you =  ;D
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: bigwig on November 12, 2009, 04:28:42 PM
Can someone please find the clip from Top Gear when they are doing the news, and they start to discuss the Panamera and illustrate why VW/Porsches are so GD ugly now?
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Robb on November 12, 2009, 04:45:55 PM
i like porsche,, i mainly only see wearied people driving VW no offense  :P

You got me wrong.  I work for Porsche.  Not happy about vw takeover.
Seems to me parts with become shoddy providing you with job security so you =  ;D

Trust me, im not worried about job security. What im worried about is coming to work and fixing vw's with Porsche crests on the hood. If I wanted to be a vw tech, I would just go ahead and smoke myself stupid.

Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 97Econobox on November 13, 2009, 12:06:22 AM
Robb loves myspace.

Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: widebody93 on November 13, 2009, 08:12:06 AM
Robb loves to help JD'SAP's.


;)
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: d-rail on November 13, 2009, 08:27:45 AM
VW only took the spot because of the sales price in Germany. Sales not gone up that much in the US but since we make alot of their parts "like most foreign" car companies, the sales also affect us therefore we give a fuck
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: widebody93 on November 13, 2009, 08:43:35 AM
VW only took the spot because of the sales price in Germany. Sales not gone up that much in the US but since we make alot of their parts "like most foreign" car companies, the sales also affect us therefore we give a fuck
Go to bed you drunk fuk  >:(
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: oinesra on November 13, 2009, 09:56:49 AM
How come ALL porsche drivers have the same tan color porsche hat with the extra cloth from the adjustment strap flapping in the back?
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Robb on November 13, 2009, 10:55:22 AM
How come ALL porsche drivers have the same tan color porsche hat with the extra cloth from the adjustment strap flapping in the back?

Hides their bald spot. I have hair, and my porsche is perpetually broken so its OK.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: jarebear667 on November 13, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
i dig all the orange peel on that VW
i like toyotas because they are easy to tear apart (body wise) 
fucking vw shit is just a little weird getting better though. we had a 2010 versa in here and the factory paint is amazingly smooth.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 97Econobox on November 13, 2009, 01:06:19 PM
Cabs in Mehico are Jettas

In jalisco Mexico they are ALL nisAnd because I'm an intellectual being, .  all of em.  and they all are those 99 sentras but with teh old boxy body style so they have teh new awesome headlights n shit.

and all of them had either fake rim hubcaps|stickers|neons and atleast a rosery beads or mary somewhere in teh car.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: oinesra on November 13, 2009, 01:25:46 PM
Two thing.

Why do all VWs and most german cars smell like a fresh boxs of crayola crayons?

And why does it take a fucking hour to change a headlight bulb in a new beetle.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: patsmx5 on November 13, 2009, 01:27:53 PM
Two thing.

Why do all VWs and most german cars smell like a fresh boxs of crayola crayons?

And why does it take a fucking hour to change a headlight bulb in a new beetle.

Because you didn't know the headlight will snap out through the front.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: patsmx5 on November 13, 2009, 01:37:50 PM
I'm no VW tech, only thing I've ever done was change a headlight bulb on one, and the headlight assembly snapped out through the front, took 5 minutes to change, 1/2 of that was figuring out how to get the headlight out.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: oinesra on November 13, 2009, 02:20:28 PM
I have never done one, but I belive alldata "I know" calls for an hour or so.

But what about the crayon smell?
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: j.h.christ on November 13, 2009, 02:24:42 PM
But what about the crayon smell?

that's the smell of awesome. notice how your rx7 doesn't have it? there's a reason.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Phate on November 13, 2009, 02:25:02 PM
melted crayons holds the motor mounts together.  Its why they light on fire so well
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 97Econobox on November 13, 2009, 02:39:01 PM
But what about the crayon smell?

that's the smell of awesome. notice how your rx7 doesn't have it? there's a reason.

I smile everytime i smell that akward old german plastic smell.  that and my hat dance Chime thingy that i got last week.  Love that.

Its just something abotu it, its not fast, its ok comfterble and to be honest it has some issues sorta but i cant bring myself to NOT love it.

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Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 13, 2009, 02:51:35 PM
You buy a German automobile of questionable build quality, put a French name on the license plate, and are a Henry.


/site
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: sewell94 on November 13, 2009, 02:56:13 PM
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You related to patti??

Patti Labelle - Forever Young (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyQz0dnndFw#normal)
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 97Econobox on November 13, 2009, 03:01:53 PM
Im the white sheep of the family.


Dats my cousin yo.


and the name was fitting, it means The beautiful.  I cant think of anything more fitting for my Nazi Sled.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 98redcavz24 on November 13, 2009, 03:30:20 PM
confirming my theory that well over half of the world's population is retarded
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: j.h.christ on November 13, 2009, 03:42:24 PM
confirming my theory that well over half of the world's population is retarded

including those that can't boost a cavalier in 4 years?
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Robb on November 13, 2009, 03:51:44 PM
confirming my theory that well over half of the world's population is retarded

If by retarded you mean with an IQ less than 100 then yes, since 100 is considered the average.  :P
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 98redcavz24 on November 13, 2009, 04:05:08 PM
confirming my theory that well over half of the world's population is retarded

including those that can't boost a cavalier in 4 years?

don't you own a beetle?
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: QikEnuF on November 13, 2009, 04:18:17 PM
Lol City Center?
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: j.h.christ on November 13, 2009, 04:26:44 PM

don't you own a beetle?

yep. don't be jealous my gay car has been running for the last 5 years, you limp wristed fanny bandit.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: jarebear667 on November 13, 2009, 04:55:49 PM
the smell is this wax shit they spray EVERYwhere to prevent rust.  so smelly corrosion protection.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 98redcavz24 on November 13, 2009, 07:52:52 PM

don't you own a beetle?

yep. don't be jealous my gay car has been running for the last 5 years, you limp wristed fanny bandit.

id rather my car not be running than driving a beetle for the last 5 years lol :?: thats quite alright there tubby
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: j.h.christ on November 13, 2009, 07:58:15 PM

don't you own a beetle?

yep. don't be jealous my gay car has been running for the last 5 years, you limp wristed fanny bandit.

id rather my car not be running than driving a beetle for the last 5 years lol :?: thats quite alright there tubby

you mean, you'd rather hotrex hold on to your parts until he's ready for you to have them back?
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 98redcavz24 on November 13, 2009, 08:13:57 PM
nothing i can really do about that. thats part of the reason its taking so long but im almost there hopefully.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 14, 2009, 12:35:37 AM
And hotrex claimed he paid you back already.
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: t_cel_t on November 14, 2009, 03:46:10 AM
the smell is this wax shit they spray EVERYwhere to prevent rust.  so smelly corrosion protection.

cosmoline

ahh, reminds me i need to shoot my sks more often
Title: Re: For the VW haters.
Post by: 97Econobox on November 17, 2009, 11:05:27 AM
Lol City Center?

Yup