:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: marcj on March 21, 2009, 01:01:26 PM
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tell us why you're with your girlfriend/wife, and the perks. if you don't have one drink bleach.
mine plays halo 3 with me, takes it in the butt and is the most caring girl i've ever met.
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tell us why you're with your girlfriend/wife, and the perks. if you don't have one drink bleach.
mine plays halo 3 with me, takes it in the butt and is the most caring girl i've ever met.
Sounds about right with my wife. Plus she likes getting drunk with me.
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:drinks bleach:
:forces bleach down the thoat of ex:
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Mine puts up with my car, my schedule, plays Street Fighter with me and is 120 with C's and a big 'ol ass.
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Many reasons. Probably the biggest one being she puts up with my shit regardless. :yes:
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She's hot, smart as hell, funny, kind, puts up with my shit. Been together 14yrs now.
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This has to be one of the gayest threads i have ever seen on (R)hmt, but the reason im with my girl is cuz she puts up with my shit and she makes me have fun and she takes care of me, and she has a hot meal ready for me at 11pm when i get off every night. Oh, and she just had my son too.
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well lets see.
she's into cars, knows how to work on them.
not just oil changes and shit.
she understands my love for cars and knows that any money we make has to be spent on cars.
she would rather have an old car than a new car.
she would rather spend $400 a month keeping that old car running instead of $400 a month on the new car's payments.
she loved riding around in my crx as a daily driver. even though it was completely gutted and she would cut her elbow on the door once a week.
she's been there through all of my hard times. we've gone through a lot of shit together.
she gave me a beautiful daughter.
she puts up with how i'm always horny and doesn't mind that i check out chicks everywhere.
damn u have it made ;D
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She lets me spend way too much money on cars.
She gets along with my car friends.
She's friends with all my car friends g/f's.
Our first date was going to the track and then going to the strippers.
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i cant think of one reason... well she keeps my house clean when im gone and likes to suck my dick so, for now its a good fit.
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I love my wife because she is hot, is good with our kids, is a nurse and makes good $$ and likes to work. She is not materialistic and is happy with the presents I give her even if they aren't super expensive. There is a bunch of other crap but those are the big things.
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I love my girlfriend because she is independant.
Loves cars
Wants to learn how to drive my car at the track
Doesnt mind coming racing every weekend with me even though its a 6 hour drive
Likes to go on road trips places
Respects that the car is first priority for any money I make in the summer
She knows what a 10mm is AND how to use it
She picks me up when I am at the guys house drinking and gaming
I will edit this later
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I wish my wife would be into cars, I guess its a perk shes into video games as much as me though. :noel:
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she's not fat.
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My house is clean, my laundry is done, my food is made, my groceries are bought, she is involved with everything I do:
-Work on cars
-Sleding
-Dirt biking
-Hanging out and drinking
She is athletic, more so probably then me. She loves to play, she puts up with my short fuse, she loves people, and most of all she isn't over protective she doesn't need to know where i am 24/7 and she is ok with me having "guys night" and doesn't need to know the details. In short I love her and this is why I married her.
I am sure there is lots more, but this is cheesy enough as is.
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who says I like my wife ???
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who says I like my wife ???
There is a reason mines the EX-wife.
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who says I like my wife ???
Then why did you married her ?
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Mine's:
Into cars
outdoor type
puts up with my shit
hot
good in bed and wherever else
keeps me straight when I fuck up
cool to hang out with
lets me spend money stupidly when sometimes (or deals with it)
list goes on...
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Becase she spends all our money which in returns
Saves my liver LMAO
We just bought a 6 person Hottub. Should of seen the smile on her face when it got to the house. WORTH EVERY PENNY. She still wouldnt let me put it in her butt though. :'(
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who says I like my wife ???
:(
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she puts up with me spending half of every paycheck on my car, she's an awesome cook, and she gives bj's like a pro.
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she puts up with me spending half of every paycheck on my car, she's an awesome cook, and she gives bj's like a pro.
So, you've had a bj from a working girl?
Did it knock your socks off?
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Fuck all these explanations. Just post pics of the sluts and I'll tell you if she should be loved, or thrown in a wood chipper.
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I love hookers
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she puts up with me spending half of every paycheck on my car, she's an awesome cook, and she gives bj's like a pro.
So, you've had a bj from a working girl?
Did it knock your socks off?
after getting head from the toothless old black woman downtown i didn't think it could get any better, but somehow my wife puts that old whore to shame.
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wood chipper wood chipper
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shes great because is like being with the guys but better sex
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You would have to compare the sex. :'(
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she puts up with me spending half of every paycheck on my car, she's an awesome cook, and she gives bj's like a pro.
So, you've had a bj from a working girl?
Did it knock your socks off?
after getting head from the toothless old black woman downtown i didn't think it could get any better, but somehow my wife puts that old whore to shame.
Wow, she sounds like a real ankle popper.
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She rides a motercycle, loves my cars, helps me work on them. Within the first week of meeting here, she helped me pull the ZC out to get rebuilt :) She wants to build a Dirty D with Vitaras and a holset :p
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just wanted to add one more thing.
shes one of the guys. always down to hang out with the guys no matter where or what we are doing.
how similair to a guy are you saying she is? ha
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thats what i thought. :). fine line between an undersized dick and oversized clit. :yes:
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Well my wife is a great cook, (hence why im fat) she is a blast to hang out with, funny as fuck, her family is just as nuts as mine, Puts up with all the time I spend with my car, hard worker, not afraid to get dirty, loving caring, and beautiful.
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This is the most homo thread ever on rhmt and will be for some time.
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This is the most homo thread ever on rhmt and will be for some time.
Says the single nigger, go find some bleach
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She still wouldnt let me put it in her butt though. :'(
That's a shame, cause she let's me do it to her... probably cause I ain't got a blue dash...
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fuck man
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only reason i ever keep anyone around is because they stay around
thats it
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tweakers
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This is the most homo thread ever on rhmt and will be for some time.
Says the single nigger, go find some bleach
Says the married nigger that will never experience new pussy again. It's ok I'll keep telling you stories about new pussy :P
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She will earn 50k $/year and she will pay until I finish school. ;)
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She funny,
Looks amazing,
Freaky in bed,
She understands me,
She has stuck with me through allt eh bullshit,
Cooks for me,
Gave me a family,
My best-Friend
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ATM
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She knows what a 10mm is AND how to use it
Thats not a nice way to talk about your penis.
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Girl Im seeing
Complains
bitches
moans
allways want to do something gay, like shop
cost me money
but
She likes the beat crx and hatch
she gets drunker than I do
always has fun
and can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch
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Yes, but does she have a dirty man voice?
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Yes, but does she have a dirty man voice?
No
That bitch is nuts, it came out after awhile.
to quote my good friend Kyle "never put it all the way in"
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thank you Rhmt....
after reading this thread, i started to think of all the reasons....and came up with none. I have more dates with my right hand than i ever do with my gf...so i went up to her, told her to give me a bj--she said no :o so i broke up with her....
it's probably my own fault tho...she's hot and i'm probably dumb
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atleast your right hand never turns you down
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there are those days, ya know....dutch rudder comes in handy :yes:
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awesome cook
puts up with my bull shit
she never complains about me doing something i like
she actually understands me
hasn't complained about me coaching baseball
she loves the outdoors
she goes to rock shows with me even if she doesn't like the music
and the best reason.....
she a like-a the way-a mah dick taste
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;D
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thank you Rhmt....
after reading this thread, i started to think of all the reasons....and came up with none. I have more dates with my right hand than i ever do with my gf...so i went up to her, told her to give me a bj--she said no :o so i broke up with her....
it's probably my own fault tho...she's hot and i'm probably dumb
A lesson i learned with a similar situation... it'd be better to continue to bother her and ask for blow jobs push her limits untill she leaves you, easier and there's always that time she might just do something you like...until a better girl catches your eye.
fleshlight > right hand
No dedicated GF currently, but I used to like it when my girlfriend of a couple years ago would come to the race track with me even though she didn't like it, she knew to stay out of my way in eliminations, and loved to fuck in a tent. oh and backrubs.... fuck could that little girl give a wicked massage! that's about it.
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She will earn 50k $/year and she will pay until I finish school. ;)
She's also cool btw.
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I dont love her, I dont even like her. In fact I tell her every day that I hate her and will kill her if she leaves me!