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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Joseph Davis on December 09, 2009, 03:42:37 PM

Title: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 09, 2009, 03:42:37 PM
This thread is for problem solvers only.  If you think you know the cure to a societal ill, post it up.  Here's an example:

A bum comes up and asks for some spare change, you punch him in the face and tell him to get a job.  Supporting a population that is unwilling to work is a greater ill than the "compassion" or "humanitary concerns" that drive people to support the worthless motherfuckers.  Also, we start burning the shelters.

Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: j.h.christ on December 09, 2009, 03:47:30 PM
This thread is for problem solvers only.  If you think you know the cure to a societal ill, post it up.  Here's an example:

A bum comes up and asks for some spare change, you punch him in the face and tell him to get a job.  Supporting a population that is unwilling to work is a greater ill than the "compassion" or "humanitary concerns" that drive people to support the worthless motherfuckers.  Also, we start burning the shelters.



would never work.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: klyph on December 09, 2009, 03:49:12 PM
You are allowed one abortion. Included in that abortion is the removal of your uterus. Those not willing to bear the responsibility of creating life should not have the option. Also, non payment of child support will be punishable by castration via sledgehammer. This must be done to combat the idiocracy effect.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: d112crzy on December 09, 2009, 03:49:44 PM
I'm down.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 09, 2009, 03:51:59 PM
You are allowed one abortion. Included in that abortion is the removal of your uterus. Those not willing to bear the responsibility of creating life should not have the option. Also, non payment of child support will be punishable by castration via sledgehammer. This must be done to combat the idiocracy effect.

How does this counteract the idiots who think it's their divine purpose to pollute the world with their waterheaded love babies?  I think we should take the uteruses at birth and only reissue them once they earn their "I'm not a fuckup" card.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: klyph on December 09, 2009, 03:55:18 PM
Broaden justifiable homicide. Considerably.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: t_cel_t on December 09, 2009, 03:58:30 PM
Broaden justifiable homicide. Considerably.
+1
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Jorsher on December 09, 2009, 04:03:05 PM
Speaking of bums, one literally came up to us at Krystal's and said "gimme a burger."  Not, "may I please have a hamburger."   O0 said "gimme a burger."  Politely told him to get a job...nog asked us for change because he only had a "dolla" and was "boutta die (pronounced 'dah')."

I'm down with burning bums.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: t_cel_t on December 09, 2009, 04:06:10 PM
you cant help people that wont help themselves.
there are bums and there are people down on their luck, their not the same thing.

another suggestion, get rid of these free handouts that enable people to be bums.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Robb on December 09, 2009, 04:15:15 PM
This thread is for problem solvers only.  If you think you know the cure to a societal ill, post it up.  Here's an example:

A bum comes up and asks for some spare change, you punch him in the face and tell him to get a job.  Supporting a population that is unwilling to work is a greater ill than the "compassion" or "humanitary concerns" that drive people to support the worthless motherfuckers.  Also, we start burning the shelters.




Indentured servitude.  If they are gonna bum off society, then society needs to get something out of it.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: klyph on December 09, 2009, 04:33:07 PM
In an improved world, everyone would work and be productive.

In a perfect world, everyone would be a bum.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: bigwig on December 09, 2009, 04:53:41 PM
Kill everyone.

Problem solved.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Jorsher on December 09, 2009, 05:01:02 PM
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GIMME A BURGA!11  I'M STARVIN.  I'M BOUTTA DAH!
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: ryan89crx on December 09, 2009, 05:04:39 PM
Just wait until Johnny coolest guy ever sees this thread...
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: chris on December 09, 2009, 05:18:32 PM
I live in a van
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: patsmx5 on December 09, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
Tax churches.

Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Jorsher on December 09, 2009, 05:47:30 PM
Tax churches.



amen.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Urban Indian on December 09, 2009, 05:48:43 PM
I see no problems with killing animals to control population. Same goes for morbidly obese people, severe handicap/severe retardation/vegetables etc etc.


Tax churches.
FUcking agree. When I was doing books it wasnt unusual to see people donate $20,000-$50,000 to their church........... and get a tax BREAK BECAUSE OF IT.


Fuck peoples dependencies on religion
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Foowee on December 09, 2009, 05:54:32 PM
How much thermal energy would it take to melt the polar ice caps?  We all know nogs can't swim...  and the lazy wouldn't. 

Damn I forgot about the fat ones cause they'll just float...
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 09, 2009, 06:20:06 PM
I see no problems with killing animals to control population. Same goes for morbidly obese people, severe handicap/severe retardation/vegetables /Chris Pyke etc etc.


Tax churches.
FUcking agree. When I was doing books it wasnt unusual to see people donate $20,000-$50,000 to their church........... and get a tax BREAK BECAUSE OF IT.


Fuck peoples dependencies on religion


Hollow-leujah!
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Conceptz-X on December 09, 2009, 07:59:21 PM
Tax churches.


and The Salvation Army/Goodwill/other like organizations
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Conceptz-X on December 09, 2009, 08:01:50 PM
Bring back Capital Punishment, Public Stoning, and Hangings
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: snm95ls on December 09, 2009, 08:43:56 PM
Abolish the Fed...

 :P
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: klyph on December 09, 2009, 08:52:37 PM
Abolish the Fed...

 :P

Then who would charge us interest on our monopoly money?
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: fysh on December 09, 2009, 09:19:10 PM
Legalize Marijuana. Not sure what exactly it would solve in the long term, but I could really use a fat blunt in the short term, like, right now.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: snm95ls on December 09, 2009, 09:21:06 PM
Abolish the Fed...

 :P

Then who would charge us interest on our monopoly money?

China.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: j.h.christ on December 09, 2009, 09:43:30 PM
I wish we would just give china the finger
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: patsmx5 on December 09, 2009, 10:34:24 PM
Tax churches.




amen.

Hahahahahahaha
I just got it  8)
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 10, 2009, 12:40:57 AM
Do away with tax breaks for married people, since marriage is only an engine for having kids and therefore overpopulation.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: 900s on December 10, 2009, 12:46:36 AM
How much thermal energy would it take to melt the polar ice caps?  We all know nogs can't swim...  and the lazy wouldn't. 

Damn I forgot about the fat ones cause they'll just float...

Harpoon the fat ones
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Kenny Rogers on December 10, 2009, 12:51:14 AM
- IQ Test in order to have children
- Punish nobody for drug use
- Punish anyone who steals with amputation
- Punish Murderers with slow, painful deaths
- Punish child molesters with slow, painful deaths
- Gay porn = ban
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: DmC on December 10, 2009, 01:11:44 AM
Make any scientist who does work on global warming work as a crab boat fisherman for eleven years.

  Make any politician who want's to start a war lead from the front.

Make any politician who approves of taking loans from other countries give up their salary because the government can't afford to pay them.

Kill anyone who buys a cdm turbo kit.

Spend all welfare and foreign aid money on education in our country.

any paleontologist who finds a few bone fragments and says the animal was the size of a house should be swiftly kicked in the nuts.

Anyone who owns a car with Cardinel blue interior pieces should be relocated to Mulberry street in Seymour Indiana.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 10, 2009, 01:16:12 AM
- IQ Test in order to have children

Irrelevant; there are a lot of stupid people with high IQs.


- Punish nobody for drug use

Unless they end up in the ER... then you punish the by injecting them with enough shit to make sure it's lethal.



- Punish anyone who steals with amputation

Preferably a foot - you can hide a finger/hand in a pocket.


- Punish Murderers with slow, painful deaths

Like our current death row?  Fuck that, just kill them and get it over with.  Once guilty they aren't worth $5 on the McDonald's Dollar Menu to continue supporting.


- Punish child molesters with slow, painful deaths

I'd gladly pay a dollar to see c0mpl3x have his fingernails pulled out one by one.


- Gay porn = ban

Now you're talking.   :noel:
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: klyph on December 10, 2009, 01:18:44 AM
- Punish anyone who steals with amputation

I think a forehead branding would be equally effective.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 10, 2009, 01:22:13 AM
Make any scientist who does work on global warming work as a crab boat fisherman for eleven years.

Meh, what we really need is an unbiased work on the subject.


Make any politician who approves of taking loans from other countries give up their salary because the government can't afford to pay them.

I've said it before, any politicial who votes in a manner that results in the budget not being balanced is automatically impeached and mandatory jailtime - served in general population.


Kill anyone who buys a cdm turbo kit.

Only if they don't use the words "fuck it" in referrence to how long it lasts, and have the correct attitude that goes with it.  If you keep the street miles off, some of the combos would last 75-100 passes at the 300-400 whp level.



Spend all welfare and foreign aid money on education in our country.

Fuck that:  http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9376.msg107775#msg107775 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9376.msg107775#msg107775)


Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: DmC on December 10, 2009, 01:30:53 AM
I'm  not talking about college. I'm saying elementry schoole through highschool. From a governmental standpoint spending on education is an obvious win. Your spending moeny to upgrade the next generation of tax payers into little tax payers with higher earning potential.

College is a journey you have to take on your own. Having it handed to you ends in failure. IMO
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Phate on December 10, 2009, 01:38:30 AM
instead of welfare, have government run clinics, where you are paid a few thousand dollars to be sterilized.  This would prevent people who cannot afford to support a family from reproducing.  This would also help to eliminate the career-welfare families that live off the money that the government takes from Johnny at gunpoint.  Since some sterilization methods are reversible, there could be another program to have the initial surgury reversed, in exchange for several times the sum of money you were given before.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 10, 2009, 01:49:47 AM
I'm  not talking about college. I'm saying elementry schoole through highschool. From a governmental standpoint spending on education is an obvious win. Your spending moeny to upgrade the next generation of tax payers into little tax payers with higher earning potential.

I disagree.  The national statistics are 2/3rds of education is spent - as far as you can track it - on administration aka paying ex-gym teachers to be administrators.  Locally we had a 1/2 penny per $100 land tax passed (imposed?) in the late 70s to collect in an account to pay for new Buncombe County schools to be built instead of having to raise bonds for them.  Here's the punch line: they keep raising bonds to build county schools, and no one in county government will answer you about where all the money we are taxed on has gone.

I sent my kid to the city school system for a reason.  They get all the thug black kids (not a racist comment, black people all over the planet hate African-Americans as a culture and not because of their race), but if your kid is remotely intelligent and/or tries they segregate the classrooms(on merit) and focus most of their effort on those kids.  My kid doesn't shine as bright as I do, but believe it or not that's actually a good thing. 

OK, I just realised I'm drunk.  Damn you Jordan, I'm kicking your ass the next time you come to Asheville.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on December 10, 2009, 03:44:47 AM
I'm down.

Youre mexican are you sure??
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: d112crzy on December 10, 2009, 03:55:32 AM
Only on the outside.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: bryantaylor on December 10, 2009, 06:10:19 AM
free pizza fridays  O0
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Conceptz-X on December 10, 2009, 06:33:52 AM
Tax breaks for people who dont have kids
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: 97Econobox on December 10, 2009, 09:56:47 AM
Yo its like this.  before you graduate fuck an SAT you gotta take a "Did i learn enough to live" test.  so we quiz you predominantly on your ability to NOT be a piece of shit.  use turn signals, retain a job, use condoms, yada yada that type of shit, common sense type things. 

Impose Child support like Wage garnishments if kids are had out of wed lock and if you do get married you have to be tested to see if your smart enough to get the "marriage and Kids" package.  You are only allowed to apply for this license once per 15 years.

Also i think punishments for crimes should be like all 16th century n shit.  Like if you steal shit and the village hates you well maybe that day we decide that stealing is punishable by death and we stone your ass.  The ;Punk ass kid who basses up and down my street all the time is a waste and i dont hitnk Bassing should be punishable by death but i know hes a fuckass and wont amount to shit anyway.  Might as well off him now.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 10, 2009, 10:19:31 AM
Yo its like this.  before you graduate fuck an SAT you gotta take a "Did i learn enough to live" test.  so we quiz you predominantly on your ability to NOT be a piece of shit.  use turn signals, retain a job, use condoms, yada yada that type of shit, common sense type things. 

Impose Child support like Wage garnishments if kids are had out of wed lock and if you do get married you have to be tested to see if your smart enough to get the "marriage and Kids" package.  You are only allowed to apply for this license once per 15 years.

Also i think punishments for crimes should be like all 16th century n shit.  Like if you steal shit and the village hates you well maybe that day we decide that stealing is punishable by death and we stone your ass.  The ;Punk ass kid who henries up and down my street all the time is a waste and i dont hitnk Henrying should be punishable by death but i know hes a fuckass and wont amount to shit anyway.  Might as well off him now.

Good points.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: 97Econobox on December 10, 2009, 10:26:28 AM
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Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Robb on December 10, 2009, 10:40:05 AM
Do away with tax breaks for married people, since marriage is only an engine for having kids and therefore overpopulation.

Disagree.  Single mothers get bigger tax breaks.  The wife jokingly (i hope) put up the idea for divorce when we have a kid to get more back on taxes.  :P

- IQ Test in order to have children

Irrelevant; there are a lot of stupid people with high IQs.

Hey fuck you.

free pizza fridays  O0

This.

Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: trevor72 on December 11, 2009, 06:15:26 PM
make non-permanent, effective male birth control widely available
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on December 11, 2009, 07:57:35 PM
Mass genocide! To qualify you have to fail in the areas listed above.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on December 11, 2009, 09:20:57 PM
1 Big sheet of glass
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 02, 2010, 05:39:17 PM
Stop sending food and medical aid to impoverished countries that for decades insist on producing populations that can't be supported by their own infrastructure.  If we remove all aid and stop allowing them to coninue in this assinine behavior, within a generation the problem solves itself.

Also, a concerted effort must be made to push the buttons of ineffectual people, like junkyardracer or bigwig, until they not only delete their user accounts but delete their own lives.  If I had another three years to shape Frank Vest's life, he would have realised that he had no business breeding.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: BoostedSchemes on July 02, 2010, 07:03:38 PM
Sentence everyone who has used the phrase "you have no life" to a tour of duty.


In the gay porn industry.


In Russia.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: chris on July 02, 2010, 07:15:18 PM
Ignore the problems and hope they go away.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on July 02, 2010, 08:08:45 PM
Worry about yourself and mind your own business.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: plymouth on July 02, 2010, 08:09:05 PM
make non-permanent, effective male birth control widely available
I do believe that would make a massive difference.

Ignore the problems and hope they go away.

Tried that once with my car and the A/C came back the next week you might be on to something.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on July 02, 2010, 08:31:28 PM
Ignore the problems and hope they go away.

hotrex tried that and his penis fell off.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: DmC on July 02, 2010, 08:49:59 PM
Dennis. .  Fuck you! lol. . And why discuss where I live?
Becuase its fun!
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 02, 2010, 09:03:27 PM
Dennis. .  Fuck you! lol. . And why discuss where I live?

One, fuck you.  No one gave you permission to post on this forum.

Two, your physical address is, and will continue to be, a matter of common knowledge in the circle of people who wish to castrate you before you can pollute the rest of the world.

Three, kthxbye
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: j.h.christ on July 02, 2010, 09:07:05 PM
Three, i've never seen someone who is single and makes over 70k have to declare bankruptcy because they're so fucking stupid they can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: kgx on July 02, 2010, 11:28:31 PM
From a governmental standpoint spending on education is an obvious win. Your spending moeny to upgrade the next generation of tax payers into little tax payers with higher earning potential.

you can pour cash into the gaping maw that is public education all you want, but it won't do a bit of good until the culture of "i don't have to pay attention because i'm gonna be on american idol" changes. i think it has less to do with the quality of the education system in general and more to do with the fact that our society most heavily rewards the people who are arguably the least important to society's well-being. who the hell dreams about working at CERN when they can just be an actor and make a fortune pretending to be someone else? the fact that the percentage of people who actually 'make it' is abysmally small is irrelevant- the focus is still on the easy money.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: chris on July 02, 2010, 11:45:25 PM
Move white people back into urban America and face reality.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on July 03, 2010, 02:59:10 PM
You are allowed one abortion. Included in that abortion is the removal of your uterus. Those not willing to bear the responsibility of creating life should not have the option. Also, non payment of child support will be punishable by castration via sledgehammer. This must be done to combat the idiocracy effect.
Free abortions
EXTREMELY HIGH PRICED BIRTHS for every child after 2.
Remove welfare and children from jobless niggers.
Kill all people with AIDS or HIV
Dont like crimanls sit on death row there whole life if they are convicted take them out of the cort room and shoot them in the head.
Make harder driving test.
cut peoples fingers off when caught texting while driving
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: plymouth on July 03, 2010, 04:23:48 PM

cut peoples fingers off when caught texting while driving


Or make then give up there cell phone permanently. Both would make them stop attempting merge on top of my car.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 03, 2010, 04:29:12 PM

cut peoples fingers off when caught texting while driving


Or make then give up there cell phone permanently. Both would make them stop attempting merge on top of my car.

Ban this guy if he doesn't post at least ten porn pics per day.


I'm not trying to be mean, sir, you just have excellent taste in naked women.
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on July 03, 2010, 04:43:44 PM
Give away free needles to dope addicts.
Afer a couple months give out free needles infused with poison.

Ship people that cant pass the sat with a 800 or higher after 2 trys to Canada.
Get rid of the naacp
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: bouncinofftherevlimiter on July 04, 2010, 06:09:12 AM
Get rid of the naacp

QFT
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: jabberwock on July 04, 2010, 07:43:08 AM
Mustache on People's Court (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfs2lYM2sQ&feature=player_embedded#normal)
Title: Re: RHMT Problem Solver's thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 12, 2010, 01:06:31 AM
So obvious and cliche it shouldn't have to be said, but: remove the warning labels from everything.