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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 04:19:08 AM

Title: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 04:19:08 AM
And whenwill she be ready for out first date./?

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Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: crttaz on December 11, 2009, 09:25:57 AM
Beast Chest FYW!
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 11, 2009, 10:03:17 AM
In good faith I showed her your picture, she said you were ugly.  I really don't think you have a chance.   

However, I like you for some fucked up reason.  Since she knows what she wants, and she's strong enough to slap you around if you get out of hand, I'm not worried about the situation.  How about you drop by saturday about 6 pm and have dinner with the family and see how things go?
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: fysh on December 11, 2009, 03:08:41 PM
who's the blond?
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 03:25:48 PM
Brooklyn mob princess.
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: j.h.christ on December 11, 2009, 03:43:06 PM
you look like the disabled kid from breaking bad with a more bulbous nose and caterpillar eyebrows
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: 97Econobox on December 11, 2009, 03:50:51 PM
Its nice to see a correctly done Mohawk.  Im so tired of seeing faggots in Affliction shirts with this hair all pushed to the center in a sad little spike for a mohawk.

Or black people with this little tiny shrub style mohawk, all Pee daddy style and their tight pants.

makes me smile knowing not EVERYONE is a poseur.
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 03:52:51 PM
I almost lost my job over my mohawk and the whole wearing M-65 jacket and aviators for a month thing but in the end they realized workhorse employees who take 40 hour shifts are not to be hated on...
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: 97Econobox on December 11, 2009, 04:20:21 PM
hahahah oh yeah i forgot about the costume got any pics? no homo
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 11, 2009, 04:42:24 PM
I almost lost my job over my mohawk and the whole wearing M-65 jacket and aviators for a month thing

Should we call you Richard 23?
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: fysh on December 11, 2009, 04:47:20 PM
Can we get an official "JD's daughter is turning 18" countdown?
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 05:01:31 PM
I almost lost my job over my mohawk and the whole wearing M-65 jacket and aviators for a month thing

Should we call you Richard 23?

I'm a little too young to have anything in common with him, that and the fact that he is fully 2x my size.
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 12, 2009, 12:40:58 AM
Nothing in common? 

I was hanging out with Nathan Lesnar when he tried to interview F242.  I knew Luc Van Acker was a fat piece of shit, but holy shit all of those guys are red wine swilling eurotrash assholes that make Parisians look friendly.

I say you have more in common than you know.
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: BoostedSchemes on December 12, 2009, 05:33:41 AM
Live and learrrrnn.... for ecxample tonight i learned the local bowling ally  our PD rented out for the night has a bar in it - fuclk yes.

Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 12, 2009, 11:30:09 AM
boostedschemes: goddamnit there was this cute bitch at work thats always on my nuts
  she went home with some douchey assistant sup whose a good decade older than her
  not surprising just a kind of "put ya in ya place" moment
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: fork on December 12, 2009, 04:31:06 PM
Is that girl Nevaeh?
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She Lived by me and tried to Fuck my ex-girlfriend
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: Robb on December 12, 2009, 06:05:14 PM
She Lived by me and tried to Fuck my ex-girlfriend

That does happen.  :noel:
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 13, 2009, 02:08:12 AM
BTW, Yuriy, I have no problems with you attempting to court my daughter when she's of a more reasonable age.

A word of warning?  From your point of view you'd come to perceive her as a rawr with tits, who quite possibly does not love the dick.  I like you, dude, you're funny as hell, but I don't think you'd escape from an hour conversation with my kid without your ego being shattered into a million tiny pieces.  She is not a caring, compassionate person like I am.
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: BoostedSchemes on December 13, 2009, 02:39:04 AM
stop talking about rawr grow up. ill check back in 3 years.
Title: Re: HOW IS NOODLES DOING
Post by: j.h.christ on January 16, 2010, 04:01:18 PM
bump