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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: fysh on December 26, 2009, 02:21:29 AM

Title: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: fysh on December 26, 2009, 02:21:29 AM
So the holidays have been pretty lonely... and umm this hot girl just msgs me out of nowhere. Never met her before, but she sends me a txt saying I'm cute. I get the low down on her from a buddy of mine and apparently she loves the cock. Now, here's the catch... She's 16 and I'm 23. Now, Immediately I'm saying no. But after the demoralizing little talk I had with my ex, followed by the "not tonight" from a couple girls I've been working on... its almost seeming like a plausible move on my part.

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What should I do? I know its wrong, but at this point... it almost feels right.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: drivin96 on December 26, 2009, 02:26:14 AM
she got ur number how? its a trap

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Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: 98vtec on December 26, 2009, 02:27:00 AM
grass on the green?
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: fysh on December 26, 2009, 02:27:48 AM
facebook is how she got a hold of me. Buddy knows her, she's legit... and illegal.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: 98vtec on December 26, 2009, 02:30:40 AM
facebook is how she got a hold of me. Buddy knows her, she's legit... and illegal.

you are being watched already
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: j.h.christ on December 26, 2009, 02:31:18 AM
don't do it. the fact that you're even asking about it is a bad sign.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: turbob16hatch on December 26, 2009, 02:36:54 AM
Think about it, no matter how hot or DTF she is. Is it really worth jail time and the stigma of a sex offender or w/e they do to guy who get some ass.

 ???
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: Corey on December 26, 2009, 02:37:27 AM
seriously. all moral issues aside if shes even the slightest bit mentally unstable you could end up on the sex offender list.

Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: drivin96 on December 26, 2009, 03:11:18 AM
make up a cotract ...lol
it might hold up  :-\
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: salesmonkey on December 26, 2009, 03:21:44 AM
right or wrong, what we say or not. just go with your gut if you go to jail just tell your kids it was worth it. hahaha
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: Cooljnateman on December 26, 2009, 03:31:41 AM
not worth it find a milf
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: Doug on December 26, 2009, 03:37:10 AM
If she knows who you really are then no. They can't snitch if they don't know who you are.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: ochoa on December 26, 2009, 03:41:36 AM
wether she wants it or not it could seriously fuck u over my friend was banging a parole officers 16 yr old daughter he was only 20 she wanted the cock but her daddy damd near stuck stagatory charges on his ass...
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: Passenger on December 26, 2009, 04:08:19 PM
seriously. all moral issues aside if shes even the slightest bit mentally unstable you could end up on the sex offender list.



She is mentally unstable if shes 16 and messaging random 23 year olds for sex on facebook, you are going to get fucked, twice.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: 88dx on December 26, 2009, 04:11:52 PM
16's the new 18 DO IT :mexi:
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: bigwig on December 26, 2009, 04:13:06 PM
ageofconsent.com

If she's legal, then it's your call.  If she's illegal, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.  No one looks highly on pedophiles, circumstances be damned.  Being on the sex offenders list is not something to be proud of.

Go find a fat chick or something at the local bar.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: bryantaylor on December 26, 2009, 04:13:41 PM
if i had a hot 16 yrd old that wanted my dick, i sure wouldn't be asking RHMT about it, i would be on my way over there before she even finished the text.  but 16 is legal in florida up to 24 IIRC anyway.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 26, 2009, 04:14:35 PM
Robb's sister in law (the bitch who gav me my last wreckless driving ticket) maintains a facebook and myspace page claiming to be 15 for the purposes of generating sex offenders.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: arsenio on December 26, 2009, 04:17:43 PM
Just get together and only do some mutual masturbation.

Is it illegal to bust one off from a foot or two away and cream her face? How about you getting stabbed in the mouth by two fingers covered in Jezebel juice?

JUST DO IT.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: fysh on December 26, 2009, 04:20:18 PM
I didn't do it... I had a weak moment and can't believe I actually even considered it. It doesn't matter the age of consent, I'm military so the age of consent is 18 regardless of the state as I fall under UCMJ. Fuck dude, last night was a rough night. I just think I just needed someone to talk to above all else. But I do appreciate you guys talking me out of making a huge life-fucking mistake.

Arsenio, I do like your methods.

JD, I know the girl is legit. My buddy has hung out with her before. She's local and most definitely not a cop. His exact words were "dude, she's 16. She's a slut. I'll send you a postcard while you're in jail"
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 26, 2009, 04:23:20 PM
The last thing you need to do is catch a nasty virus.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: ochoa on December 26, 2009, 05:08:13 PM
The last thing you need to do is catch a nasty virus.
yes...but those usually go away criminal records don't ... Good choice
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 26, 2009, 06:34:12 PM
The last thing you need to do is catch a nasty virus.
yes...but those usually go away criminal records don't ... Good choice

Depends on the virus.  Look at hotrex's mouth, for example.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: j.h.christ on December 26, 2009, 07:12:02 PM


Depends on the virus.  Look at hotrex's eye for example.
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: 2.slow_Jetta on December 26, 2009, 09:45:03 PM
what drivin96 said make a contract or find a milf ;D
Title: Re: Need some REAL advice.
Post by: j.h.christ on December 26, 2009, 10:17:57 PM
what drivin96 said make a contract or find a milf ;D

are you a fucking retard? i am not surprised to see jetta in your screenname. what is your vortex name, and where are you from?