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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: j.h.christ on December 31, 2009, 05:48:08 AM

Title: goddammit
Post by: j.h.christ on December 31, 2009, 05:48:08 AM
i gave a homeless dude a hundred dollar bill and had cops taking my picture as i puked on the tree outside earls today. fuck.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: TheMadScientist on December 31, 2009, 05:53:27 AM
well that was awfully nice of you. That's booze and crack for his new years celebration.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: j.h.christ on December 31, 2009, 05:55:01 AM
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!

i tend to be generous when loaded. and it's the holidays. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. i guess i should look on the brightside, at least i'm not widebody.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: jagojon3 on December 31, 2009, 06:13:19 AM
at least i'm not widebody.

This is the only thing that can make you feel better right now
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: salesmonkey on December 31, 2009, 08:32:22 AM
the only times i gave bums money is when there sleeping, throwing coins and downshifting to wake them up. and i got scammed once by a guy that needed gas and said he would repay me(i doubted it but played along only 5$) and a gave a mute a ride a few blocks and gave him a couple dollars in change(made him scrounge the car for change) these all were years ago i dont give bums change or the time a day anymore. beggers piss me off

what did the cops do to you after they took pictures or was it for there own humor?
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: j.h.christ on December 31, 2009, 08:41:29 AM

what did the cops do to you after they took pictures or was it for there own humor?

nothing, it was purely for their own enjoyment i guess. i don't remember it. i was supposed to take a girl out for her birthday after, and like an asshole i fucked that up. i think i'm done drinking for a few weeks.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: 90boostdaccord on December 31, 2009, 10:14:07 AM
should tell them you'll give them $5 if you can bitch slap them
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: Kenny Rogers on December 31, 2009, 12:07:55 PM
i think i'm done drinking for a few weeks.

lol, good one. 

Which earl's?  The only one I know of is in the U district.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: highroller54 on December 31, 2009, 12:20:30 PM
I watched my ex brother in law piss on a homless guys face/mouth while he was sleeping under a bridge and it was about -20 out.  :mexi:
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: j.h.christ on December 31, 2009, 12:21:50 PM
Which earl's?  The only one I know of is in the U district.

that's the one. i'm a regular there... and now i'm embarrassed as fuck to go back there.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: Passenger on December 31, 2009, 12:28:55 PM
Which earl's?  The only one I know of is in the U district.

 i'm a regular there... and now i'm embarrassed as fuck to go back there.

Why?
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: Kenny Rogers on December 31, 2009, 12:39:54 PM
Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's.  I wouldn't sweat it.  Give it a few days and nobody will remember... except the cops with the camera  :P

I've done that at my favorite bar too.  I decorated the plants out back then took a nap in the parking lot.  People might say "Wow, you were pretty fucked up."  To which you reply "Yes, yes I was."  Done and done.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: ratcityrex on December 31, 2009, 12:50:04 PM
Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's. 

2 long islands from earl's and thats all it took to drop the sorority girls panties!!  :evil:
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: j.h.christ on December 31, 2009, 12:56:24 PM
Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's. 

2 long islands from earl's and thats all it took to drop the sorority girls panties!!  :evil:

i had 5 LI's and 4 touchdowns.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: widebody93 on December 31, 2009, 01:06:38 PM
Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's. 

2 long islands from earl's and thats all it took to drop the sorority girls panties!!  :evil:

i had 5 LI's and gave 4 blowjobs.
;D
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: j.h.christ on December 31, 2009, 01:22:36 PM
Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's. 

2 long islands from earl's and thats all it took to drop the sorority girls panties!!  :evil:

i had 5 LI's and gave 4 blowjobs.
;D

good thing i can't remember shit
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: WPPF on December 31, 2009, 01:25:38 PM
Roofies.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 31, 2009, 02:30:38 PM
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!

i tend to be generous when loaded.

Take a couple shots, mail an ECU.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: 88dx on December 31, 2009, 02:57:50 PM
Im homeless wheres my fucking $100  ???



FUCK YOU
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: Kenny Rogers on January 01, 2010, 04:49:28 AM
I raise my glass to redemption in 2010.  Bang twice as many sluts this year.

I just made up a formula.  Take their (perceived) IQ, divide by 10, and you have the number of drinks needed to bone.  For you simpletons, it takes more drinks to persuade smart girls.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: 88dx on January 01, 2010, 06:20:15 AM
I raise my glass to redemption in 2010.  Bang twice as many sluts this year.

I just made up a formula.  Take their (perceived) IQ, divide by 10, and you have the number of drinks needed to bone.  For you simpletons, it takes more drinks to persuade smart girls.
I got one down so far in 2010 hope the rest of the year brings as many sluts
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: shadow on January 01, 2010, 06:45:44 AM
Roofies.

rapies....or floories.
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: WPPF on January 01, 2010, 11:25:05 AM
groundies
Title: Re: goddammit
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 01, 2010, 01:24:15 PM
uncontrollable knowledgeabilities