:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: j.h.christ on December 31, 2009, 05:48:08 AM
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i gave a homeless dude a hundred dollar bill and had cops taking my picture as i puked on the tree outside earls today. fuck.
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well that was awfully nice of you. That's booze and crack for his new years celebration.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!
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WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!
i tend to be generous when loaded. and it's the holidays. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. i guess i should look on the brightside, at least i'm not widebody.
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at least i'm not widebody.
This is the only thing that can make you feel better right now
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the only times i gave bums money is when there sleeping, throwing coins and downshifting to wake them up. and i got scammed once by a guy that needed gas and said he would repay me(i doubted it but played along only 5$) and a gave a mute a ride a few blocks and gave him a couple dollars in change(made him scrounge the car for change) these all were years ago i dont give bums change or the time a day anymore. beggers piss me off
what did the cops do to you after they took pictures or was it for there own humor?
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what did the cops do to you after they took pictures or was it for there own humor?
nothing, it was purely for their own enjoyment i guess. i don't remember it. i was supposed to take a girl out for her birthday after, and like an asshole i fucked that up. i think i'm done drinking for a few weeks.
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should tell them you'll give them $5 if you can bitch slap them
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i think i'm done drinking for a few weeks.
lol, good one.
Which earl's? The only one I know of is in the U district.
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I watched my ex brother in law piss on a homless guys face/mouth while he was sleeping under a bridge and it was about -20 out. :mexi:
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Which earl's? The only one I know of is in the U district.
that's the one. i'm a regular there... and now i'm embarrassed as fuck to go back there.
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Which earl's? The only one I know of is in the U district.
i'm a regular there... and now i'm embarrassed as fuck to go back there.
Why?
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Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's. I wouldn't sweat it. Give it a few days and nobody will remember... except the cops with the camera :P
I've done that at my favorite bar too. I decorated the plants out back then took a nap in the parking lot. People might say "Wow, you were pretty fucked up." To which you reply "Yes, yes I was." Done and done.
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Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's.
2 long islands from earl's and thats all it took to drop the sorority girls panties!! :evil:
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Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's.
2 long islands from earl's and thats all it took to drop the sorority girls panties!! :evil:
i had 5 LI's and 4 touchdowns.
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Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's.
2 long islands from earl's and thats all it took to drop the sorority girls panties!! :evil:
i had 5 LI's and gave 4 blowjobs.
;D
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Every sorority girl I knew loved going to earl's.
2 long islands from earl's and thats all it took to drop the sorority girls panties!! :evil:
i had 5 LI's and gave 4 blowjobs.
;D
good thing i can't remember shit
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Roofies.
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WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!
i tend to be generous when loaded.
Take a couple shots, mail an ECU.
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Im homeless wheres my fucking $100 ???
FUCK YOU
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I raise my glass to redemption in 2010. Bang twice as many sluts this year.
I just made up a formula. Take their (perceived) IQ, divide by 10, and you have the number of drinks needed to bone. For you simpletons, it takes more drinks to persuade smart girls.
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I raise my glass to redemption in 2010. Bang twice as many sluts this year.
I just made up a formula. Take their (perceived) IQ, divide by 10, and you have the number of drinks needed to bone. For you simpletons, it takes more drinks to persuade smart girls.
I got one down so far in 2010 hope the rest of the year brings as many sluts
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Roofies.
rapies....or floories.
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groundies
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uncontrollable knowledgeabilities