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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 05:59:44 PM

Title: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 05:59:44 PM
Here's dollar store logic for those as of yet unfamiliar with the term:  http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9949.msg117401#msg117401 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9949.msg117401#msg117401)
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 06:02:52 PM
Faggot, do you want the phone number or not?  Acquire the scrill to buy an $18k car for $7.8k.

Call him and ask if he'll trade for a rust free classic Si, Vitara Z6 that needs assembly, and a baller RHMT kit using a super clean Evo8 turbo.  Thanks.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: j.h.christ on January 06, 2010, 06:05:54 PM
logic doesn't matter when there is fact involved.

lol wut
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 06:06:23 PM
logic doesn't matter when there is fact involved.
FACT: you are more likely to get hit by a car if you ride your bicycle on the sidewalk.
which means it is more dangerous to ride on the sidewalk

FACT: you need to get a fucking job and stop freeloading off your mom.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 06:06:54 PM
Just saying.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: j.h.christ on January 06, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
logic doesn't matter when there is fact involved.
FACT: you are more likely to get hit by a car if you ride your bicycle on the sidewalk.
which means it is more dangerous to ride on the sidewalk

FACT: you need to get a fucking job and stop freeloading off your mom.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHY HE LIVES WITH HIS MOM AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 06:25:11 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: j.h.christ on January 06, 2010, 06:48:24 PM
:'(

one day you'll look like this again.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe218%2F1320feet%2Fjdhair-1.jpg&hash=705b6877873b155f396335cfea35a0ceef06ceed)
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 06:59:52 PM
I fucking hope I never look like that.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: 97Econobox on January 07, 2010, 12:13:31 AM
logic doesn't matter when there is fact involved.
FACT: you are more likely to get hit by a car if you ride your bicycle on the sidewalk.
which means it is more dangerous to ride on the sidewalk

Fact hot pockets sold at the dollar tree taste better.

additional fact: you can loose weight if you have a motor on your bike.

Last fact Koala females have 2 vaginias and males have a forked Penis.

all of this is a true story.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: 97Econobox on January 07, 2010, 12:15:27 AM
also every single sidewalk in America is littered with driveways and everyone knows you stand far more chance of being hit on one than in the middle of traffic.  its common knowledge that driveways are far more trafficked than a highway.

Always ride you bike in the road kids, we wouldnt want you to get hit or hurt.

You might end up fat jobless and living with your mom.  on the plus side you can surf all day and not work though, so theres that.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: 97Econobox on January 07, 2010, 12:16:01 AM
Buk style posting FTW.

Bring back MyCRX.  he was good for giggles.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: sfa22r on January 07, 2010, 12:20:02 AM
I miss MyCRX
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: WPPF on January 07, 2010, 01:13:35 AM
I like dollar store logic more.  It's fresh, new and exciting.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Passenger on January 07, 2010, 01:27:56 AM
Dollar store logic=Random-Strike logic   ?

IF you get hit by a car while riding your bicycle on the side walk you should consider not ever riding a bike again.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: 97Econobox on January 07, 2010, 09:35:00 AM
also every single sidewalk in America is littered with driveways and everyone knows you stand far more chance of being hit on one than in the middle of traffic.  its common knowledge that driveways are far more trafficked than a highway.

Always ride you bike in the road kids, we wouldnt want you to get hit or hurt.

You might end up fat jobless and living with your mom.  on the plus side you can surf all day and not work though, so theres that.
i posted proof of what i said. where is your proof that it's safer to ride on the sidewalk?
since i was 4 years old i've ridden my bicycle on the street with the flow of traffic. only time i've been hit, i was on the sidewalk. only rode on the sidewalk a handful of times.

I dont need proof mike.  you live in California, think sidewalks arent safe but highways are.  Also i have common sense and a job.

I fucking Win mike.  ride your bike in teh road so you can get slapped and run over.  its safer.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: WPPF on January 07, 2010, 09:38:31 AM
Riding a bike in the road is where it's at.

At stoplights I'll ride inbetween cars and draw dicks on peoples windows with a wax pencil, but I draw little hearts on VW's <3
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: WPPF on January 07, 2010, 09:40:35 AM
I got 3 shots this morning in my coffee about 20 minutes ago and I already have to take a shit.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: WPPF on January 07, 2010, 09:41:28 AM
That's how you know it's good coffee.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: WPPF on January 07, 2010, 09:47:03 AM
W/E you just drink schwag coffee.  This shit is dank, son.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: 97Econobox on January 07, 2010, 09:49:35 AM
W/E you just drink schwag coffee.  This shit is dank, son.

If you didn't blog about your flicker posts you didn't do it right though.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: WPPF on January 07, 2010, 09:56:54 AM
I write everything on a type writer and distribute it to my closest friends via an 8"x5" unbleached, envriomentally friendly piece of 50lb card stock.  I feel it's more intimate.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Conceptz-X on January 07, 2010, 10:43:00 AM
JDSAP.   get your bald ass some beam and try again sir
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 28, 2010, 10:15:50 AM
Bumping this up.  As of right now there are 43 voters, with 81.3% favoring uncontrollable knowledgeabilities.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: jabberwock on June 28, 2010, 12:51:08 PM
Ego boost?
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: 97Econobox on June 28, 2010, 03:40:36 PM
Riding a bike in the road is where it's at.

At stoplights I'll ride inbetween cars and draw dicks on peoples windows with a wax pencil, but I draw little hearts on VW's <3

Hilarity.
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on June 28, 2010, 04:12:28 PM
They both fail.


I vote cheeseburger
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 29, 2010, 01:21:04 AM
The infamous blue dash twig twirlin poop pushed ball gargler rears his ugly head once again!
Title: Re: RHMT Wisdom Poll
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 29, 2010, 01:38:10 AM
In retrospect, the only true RHMT Wisdom is that which keeps widebody from posting.