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buk9tp

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Cleanliness
« on: March 27, 2010, 09:11:25 PM »
(9:03:00 PM) me: i'm supposed to clean my house tonight
(9:03:10 PM) me: oh sorry
(9:03:12 PM) me: MY APARTMENT
(9:03:25 PM) her: sorry i get losing connection
(9:03:27 PM) her: do it!
(9:03:37 PM) me: i'm lazy
(9:03:39 PM) me: buh
(9:03:39 PM) her: CLEAN YOUR ROOM FART BLOWER!
(9:03:44 PM) her: your room is gross
(9:03:53 PM) her: i feel like everything has cum on it
(9:03:59 PM) her: like the socks mostly
(9:04:25 PM) her: think about cleaning your sheets too
(9:04:28 PM) her: there's cum on them
(9:06:03 PM) me: are you still coming up tomorrow?
(9:06:15 PM) me: everything I own has always had cum on it
(9:06:55 PM) me: none of my socks have cum on them
(9:06:58 PM) me: unless you put it there
(9:07:00 PM) me: i have black socks
(9:07:05 PM) me: you don't cum on black socks
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Re: Cleanliness
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 09:13:18 PM »
didnt you learn from the last time you got staph infection?

jd.. if a hot girl wants you then there will always be a catch.. be it aids or herpes.. or some form of god forsaken disease...
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Re: Cleanliness
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2010, 09:22:35 PM »
Throw a cylinder head in the room,rtv silcone in your bathrrom and purple power as cologne to set the mood.
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Re: Cleanliness
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 09:31:01 PM »
CHRIS P!!!!!
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Re: Cleanliness
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2010, 09:19:26 AM »
I think this thread is stale.
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Re: Cleanliness
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2010, 10:37:50 AM »
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