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[7808]

serious.  i know some of us want to bang more then our GF(s) do, plus its just easier and more convienent then gettin all sweaty trying to fck your girl like your trying to tunnel through a rock wall behind her, when sometimes i just want to be selfish turn on my naked lady machine and bang whoever i want in my head lol

i asked her and she was like wierd.. not gona stop you but ya... and i was like ya not making sex everyday = wierd to me. you wierd. im trying to do the right thing and not be akward so if i say im gona go jackoff fallow me and suck it or shut up and dont be offended

and i dont care what any of you say or how awesome you think you are, after driving the same car everyday for a year or two, its not as cool. 

[PhilStubbs]

[92CXyD]

When I first saw the OP post I almost deleted it, thinking it was spam.

Then I look at who it was recognized the screen name. 

What a jerk-off, since that what he talking about jerking off. 

[NoPistons!]

Your woman is the weird one.

Best advice i can give you is never settle for a woman that isn't perfect for you.

If you got married, i'm sorry.

If you have kids and aren't married pay child support and go shopping for a new best friend who lets you inside their piss flaps.

If you depend on her for room, board and transportation, step your fucking game up.

If you are with her because she's smoking hot, take it from personal experience that looks aren't everything. 

When i was dating girls if they didn't like porn or masturbate i would call that a red flag based on ALL the girls i've been with that didn't being fucking crazy.  There's some deep seeded shit going on or a chemical imbalance in either case i would use caution buddy.....

Lol.  Bitch calls me weird for masturbating and i'm going to shit on her face while she sleeps.   

Edit:  I had a girl i was dating/living with get MAD at me for jacking off to porn while she was in the shower.  Funny because she would get off going to see other men.  Had some deep seeded trust issues and constantly called me a liar and a cheater because i have some hot female friends i talk to on the reg.  Insecurityyyyyyyyy.  SHe was probably the worst of it.  One girl was all churchy and shit and thought fapping was weird but would take my dick out of wedlock all day.  Idk man.  They're all fucking different. Good luck trying to figure it out.

[HiProfile]

Date & live with a horny 20yr old. It's fakking awesome.

I am not embarrassed to admit my penis skin is peeling from so much use.

[crxvtec91]

Date & live with a horny 20yr old. It's fakking awesome.

I am not embarrassed to admit my penis skin is peeling from so much use.

Well played

[NoPistons!]

That is not fun, sig worthy though.