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[El Beefo]

No One Murdered Because Of This Image




WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the  most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted  engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was  murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported  Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ  as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by  Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his  fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single  bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the  person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way.  Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths  were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon  seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and  continued on with their day.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/



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[brine04]

Now make one with Mohammed and see what happens, fuckin muslims.

[chris]

they can kill themselves we will all be better off

[NoPistons!]

Would love to see that part of the world blown off the map.   Holy land....pfft.  Fuck religion and fuck sand niggers.

[chris]

Leave them alone they will destroy themselves.

[HiProfile]

I can imagine the first person to say "you cannot depict Mohammad" was thinking, "this will prevent riots of people who don't agree with that artists redition, I'm so smart"


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fuckin muslims.