Topic: Almost get owned by friends via shark, laughs about it. (Read 1991 times)

NoPistons! · « **on:** December 12, 2012, 10:56:04 PM »

http://www.heaven666.org/bad-joke-with-a-shark-70604.php

What would you do? Personally i dont fuck with giant swimming muscles with knives for teeth. I stay out of their house.

ratcityrex · « **Reply #1 on:** December 12, 2012, 11:14:00 PM »

I would Shit myself. After I pissed myself.

HiProfile · « **Reply #2 on:** December 13, 2012, 12:39:07 AM »

Any energy left after leaping out of the water like a fish would be used to knock that guy out.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #3 on:** December 13, 2012, 05:45:07 PM »

http://www.heaven666.org/bad-joke-with-a-shark-70604.php

What would you do?

I wouldn't have let you back in the boat.

ironcrx · « **Reply #4 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:11:33 PM »

Beat that guy senseless. That was way too fucking close.

Tim · « **Reply #5 on:** December 13, 2012, 09:53:51 PM »

Many of the comments seem to think it is a harmless but large intimidating type of shark, not a man-eater.

Back to awesome thing to do to someone

HiProfile · « **Reply #6 on:** December 13, 2012, 10:41:51 PM »

Your mom isn't a flesh eater, but it still hurts when she bites me.

And she only has one tooth, EVERY shark has hundreds of them!