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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2011, 05:00:02 PM »

Her career is sagging almost as low as her titties.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2011, 05:14:36 PM »

Her career is sagging almost as low as her titties.

I'd still rail her, as long as she stays clean.   :noel:

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2011, 05:21:10 PM »

I find her highly attractive.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2011, 05:25:17 PM »

She is hit or miss for me. Sometimes she is hot and other times not at all. Kinda like Fergie.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 06:40:22 PM »

Worn out old Hollywood hookers do nothing for me.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 08:34:35 PM »

Her career is sagging almost as low as her titties.

I'd still rail her, as long as she stays clean.   :noel:

fuck that. i'd much rather have her on the tail end of a 5 day bender, bent over face first into a mountain of blow.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 08:40:32 PM »

I couldn't wait for the magazine to come out, so I just beat off to the parent trap.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2011, 08:47:38 PM »

i wish she'd done this when she used to look good.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2011, 09:46:27 PM »

Fergie is never hot even after beers and low lighting.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2011, 09:53:15 PM »

A few year ago  :noel:


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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2011, 10:37:10 PM »

Fergie is never hot even after beers and low lighting.

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im not saying she is hot, but she has her moments. this is what i see most of the time though :puke:

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2011, 11:15:13 PM »

Meh.  I am by no means saying I wouldn't smash it, but thee are certainly better looking young celebs to get excited about.

It really does seem like a last resort for some cash in her case.

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2011, 11:25:40 PM »

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 01:36:33 AM »

You would smash this or you are gay.......

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2011, 02:27:48 AM »

Id smash it in the middle of a two week glass dick binge, hers or mine
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2011, 02:49:35 AM »

With a personal trainer, stylist, and wardrobe person she better look like a million bucks. Considering those makeover shows turn crusty bitches into decent women, I take all celebrity photos with a grain of salt. Its the bad photos you have to judge by.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2011, 03:49:17 AM »

Fergie is never hot even after beers and low lighting.

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Apparently you have never heard of photoshop. That shit is airbrushed to hell.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2011, 08:29:45 AM »

It's not like I'm committing to banging her based on a picture. If she shows up ugly, then she doesn't get the magnificance of my wiener.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2011, 09:31:37 AM »

Photoshop plus botox.

She was better looking when she was younger and no face rebuilt.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2011, 02:22:46 PM »

women go downhill after 25 this is fact
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2011, 02:55:04 PM »

I know women that look a lot better now then they did when they were younger than 25.  :noel:

But for most women this is true.  :noel:

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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2011, 05:25:11 PM »

im a huge fan of women over 40. kinda like being a big fan of 88-91 civics i guess.
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Re: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2011, 11:11:11 PM »

women go downhill after 25 this is fact

The trick is to not settle down with one until after that. Otherwise it's a crapshoot to wether or not she'll maintain herself. If they stay hot after 30, they'll usually stay hot for as long as you care about it, or til they have kids.
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