I like to snort an 8ball of coke followed by some molly, then down a bottle of peppermint schnapps, then when I'm feeling good I drive over to the taxidermy shop about 30 miles away and break in through the back door which can be accessed via a crowbar. Then I dip my newport cigarettes in embalming fluid and pop a few X's. When I start rolling, I smoke my newports and precede to fuck the stuffing out of the various wildlife around the shop. I then get back in my truck and drive to the nearest ex-gf's parent's house and pass out naked on their door step.
Fuck, I love drugs.