I know... The answer is always "yes". Eventually.
So... I always wanted an odd convertible car. I was trolling FB Marketplace and found one. And it looked decent. A 1980 Triumph Spitfire. I read a little more, and apparently it'd been Miata engine/transmission swapped. Cool.
The seller said it smoked a little on warmup, but the smoke went away after it got some heat into it. I didn't know that it had a spectacularly popped head gasket and no coolant, but I tried driving it the 54 miles home anyway. My tow coverage is 50 miles, so all I really had to do was get it 5 miles down the road. I got it 16 miles, the cabin filled with smoke, and I lost all power. Good times.
So, I got it home and saw some good carnage. Then I found a miata head on FB for $140 shipped, slapped it on, and made the thing run again. Now it runs, but it still smokes, this time oil smoke.