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Anybody want a porsche?
« on: November 28, 2009, 04:25:50 PM »

Somebody should pick this up, if i wasn't completely broke i would. http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/pts/1484718658.html
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 04:43:18 PM »

those things are a POS.. it's not even based on any famous porsche design.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 04:48:29 PM »

but dude its a porsche and you can get more than the asking price just for the rimzzzz. its probably already sold.  i'm wondering how the fuck you make that into a bed any carry/fit it up the stairs into your son's room?
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 05:01:54 PM »

that thing is literally up the street from me, but i have no space.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2009, 06:15:02 PM »

i have one on the lot i want to scrap it
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2009, 07:56:50 PM »

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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2009, 08:54:02 PM »

924's are gay.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 02:15:26 AM »

I wish I could buy this http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1484017537.html  :yes:

you are way to gay for that, that car would need to be owned by a manly man, not a girly one  :-\
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 03:06:16 AM »

I wish I could buy this http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1484017537.html  :yes:

hell yeh thats the kida swop imtalk about.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2009, 04:17:29 AM »

I wish I could buy this http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1484017537.html  :yes:

you are way to gay for that, that car would need to be owned by a manly man, not a girly one  :-\
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2009, 08:40:12 AM »

that thing is literally up the street from me, but I'm clearly not gay, so owning it isn't an option.

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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 12:47:43 PM »

that thing is literally up the street from me, but I'm clearly not gay, so owning it isn't an option.

fiscked

he does drive a new beetle with a fresh cut flower in the vase  :P
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2009, 01:04:31 PM »

ever since some queer looking euro trash guy with 4 foot long blonde hair beat my mustang in a 966 biturbo... i want one
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2009, 01:40:35 PM »

ever since some queer looking euro trash guy with 4 foot long blonde hair beat my meat in a 966 biturbo... i want one

I fixored the shit out of that for you sir.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 02:16:08 PM »

yuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2009, 04:46:15 PM »

996 turbos, even while a bit ugly, are still very much a Porsche, the 924 was an abortion bucket escapee.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2009, 04:56:29 PM »

ever since some queer looking euro trash guy with 4 foot long blonde hair beat my mustang in a 966 biturbo... i want one

So, what the fuck is your point? We're not talking about the Porsche 996.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2009, 05:48:12 PM »

the point is 924 is only worth as much as you can scrap it for.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2009, 08:21:16 PM »

Which is definitely more then $150.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2009, 08:27:45 PM »

Which is definitely more then $150.

not even close.

the price of scrap right now is about $90 a ton
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2009, 09:08:21 PM »

buy it and enter it in the 24 hours of lemons with some  O0 mods to crank the boost.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2009, 10:18:27 PM »

Which is definitely more then $150.

not even close.

the price of scrap right now is about $90 a ton

You could easily sell a couple parts off it, then scrap it and make some money.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2009, 11:12:29 PM »

buy it and enter it in the 24 hours of lemons with some  O0 mods to crank the boost.


It wouldnt last long enough.  Those things are junk.  Worthless unless you want to build a half-tube drag car. 

The Audi four banger was shit under boost.  There's a reason the 944 didnt use that drivetrain.
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2009, 12:20:18 AM »

its too bad its not in NY.  I'd buy it, brutally rape on it for a while, then up the boost until it pops and sell anything of value off it.  Then light the rest on fire
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2009, 06:35:33 PM »

its too bad its not in NY.  I'd buy it, brutally rape on it for a while, then up the boost until it pops and sell anything of value off it.  Then light the rest on fire

not a turbo car, btw
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Re: Anybody want a porsche?
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2009, 12:27:48 AM »

CL posting said it was, or at least the manual is for a turbo one
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