Topic: Need some REAL advice. (Read 3019 times)

fysh · « **on:** December 26, 2009, 02:21:29 AM »

So the holidays have been pretty lonely... and umm this hot girl just msgs me out of nowhere. Never met her before, but she sends me a txt saying I'm cute. I get the low down on her from a buddy of mine and apparently she loves the cock. Now, here's the catch... She's 16 and I'm 23. Now, Immediately I'm saying no. But after the demoralizing little talk I had with my ex, followed by the "not tonight" from a couple girls I've been working on... its almost seeming like a plausible move on my part.

What should I do? I know its wrong, but at this point... it almost feels right.

drivin96 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 26, 2009, 02:26:14 AM »

she got ur number how? its a trap

98vtec · « **Reply #2 on:** December 26, 2009, 02:27:00 AM »

grass on the green?

fysh · « **Reply #3 on:** December 26, 2009, 02:27:48 AM »

facebook is how she got a hold of me. Buddy knows her, she's legit... and illegal.

98vtec · « **Reply #4 on:** December 26, 2009, 02:30:40 AM »

Quote from: fysh on December 26, 2009, 02:27:48 AM

facebook is how she got a hold of me. Buddy knows her, she's legit... and illegal.

you are being watched already

j.h.christ · « **Reply #5 on:** December 26, 2009, 02:31:18 AM »

don't do it. the fact that you're even asking about it is a bad sign.

turbob16hatch · « **Reply #6 on:** December 26, 2009, 02:36:54 AM »

Think about it, no matter how hot or DTF she is. Is it really worth jail time and the stigma of a sex offender or w/e they do to guy who get some ass.

Corey · « **Reply #7 on:** December 26, 2009, 02:37:27 AM »

seriously. all moral issues aside if shes even the slightest bit mentally unstable you could end up on the sex offender list.

drivin96 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 26, 2009, 03:11:18 AM »

make up a cotract ...lol
it might hold up $:-\$

salesmonkey · « **Reply #9 on:** December 26, 2009, 03:21:44 AM »

right or wrong, what we say or not. just go with your gut if you go to jail just tell your kids it was worth it. hahaha

Cooljnateman · « **Reply #10 on:** December 26, 2009, 03:31:41 AM »

not worth it find a milf

Doug · « **Reply #11 on:** December 26, 2009, 03:37:10 AM »

If she knows who you really are then no. They can't snitch if they don't know who you are.

ochoa · « **Reply #12 on:** December 26, 2009, 03:41:36 AM »

wether she wants it or not it could seriously fuck u over my friend was banging a parole officers 16 yr old daughter he was only 20 she wanted the cock but her daddy damd near stuck stagatory charges on his ass...

Passenger · « **Reply #13 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:08:19 PM »

Quote from: Corey on December 26, 2009, 02:37:27 AM

seriously. all moral issues aside if shes even the slightest bit mentally unstable you could end up on the sex offender list.

She is mentally unstable if shes 16 and messaging random 23 year olds for sex on facebook, you are going to get fucked, twice.

88dx · « **Reply #14 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:11:52 PM »

16's the new 18 DO IT

bigwig · « **Reply #15 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:13:06 PM »

ageofconsent.com

If she's legal, then it's your call. If she's illegal, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. No one looks highly on pedophiles, circumstances be damned. Being on the sex offenders list is not something to be proud of.

Go find a fat chick or something at the local bar.

bryantaylor · « **Reply #16 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:13:41 PM »

if i had a hot 16 yrd old that wanted my dick, i sure wouldn't be asking RHMT about it, i would be on my way over there before she even finished the text. but 16 is legal in florida up to 24 IIRC anyway.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #17 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:14:35 PM »

Robb's sister in law (the bitch who gav me my last wreckless driving ticket) maintains a facebook and myspace page claiming to be 15 for the purposes of generating sex offenders.

arsenio · « **Reply #18 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:17:43 PM »

Just get together and only do some mutual masturbation.

Is it illegal to bust one off from a foot or two away and cream her face? How about you getting stabbed in the mouth by two fingers covered in Jezebel juice?

JUST DO IT.

fysh · « **Reply #19 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:20:18 PM »

I didn't do it... I had a weak moment and can't believe I actually even considered it. It doesn't matter the age of consent, I'm military so the age of consent is 18 regardless of the state as I fall under UCMJ. Fuck dude, last night was a rough night. I just think I just needed someone to talk to above all else. But I do appreciate you guys talking me out of making a huge life-fucking mistake.

Arsenio, I do like your methods.

JD, I know the girl is legit. My buddy has hung out with her before. She's local and most definitely not a cop. His exact words were "dude, she's 16. She's a slut. I'll send you a postcard while you're in jail"

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #20 on:** December 26, 2009, 04:23:20 PM »

The last thing you need to do is catch a nasty virus.

ochoa · « **Reply #21 on:** December 26, 2009, 05:08:13 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 26, 2009, 04:23:20 PM

The last thing you need to do is catch a nasty virus.

yes...but those usually go away criminal records don't ... Good choice

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #22 on:** December 26, 2009, 06:34:12 PM »

Quote from: ochoa on December 26, 2009, 05:08:13 PM

Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 26, 2009, 04:23:20 PM
The last thing you need to do is catch a nasty virus.
yes...but those usually go away criminal records don't ... Good choice

Depends on the virus. Look at hotrex's mouth, for example.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #23 on:** December 26, 2009, 07:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on December 26, 2009, 06:34:12 PM

Depends on the virus. Look at hotrex's eye for example.

2.slow_Jetta · « **Reply #24 on:** December 26, 2009, 09:45:03 PM »

what drivin96 said make a contract or find a milf ;D

j.h.christ · « **Reply #25 on:** December 26, 2009, 10:17:57 PM »

Quote from: 2.slow_Jetta on December 26, 2009, 09:45:03 PM

what drivin96 said make a contract or find a milf ;D

are you a fucking retard? i am not surprised to see jetta in your screenname. what is your vortex name, and where are you from?

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