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How to start a fire
« on: March 24, 2009, 05:19:08 PM »
Sometimes around the house you just end up gathering lots of shit and a easy way to get rid of it.. is just burn it.



Today we are working with some turbooptions.com stickers that xenocron sent me as a joke. Some old homemadeturbo.com stickers that are pretty much worthless now. A jehovah witness pamphlet that was left on my doorstep, and my favorite. The Richard Perry/Potter cease and desist letter.





for ignition we are using 92 Oct Arco Gas, and Kia throttle body cleaner.





lay out your garbage





marinade the garbage with gas





use the stickers or small stuff for a trail because you will burn your arm hair off, and it does smell. (carb/brake clean works good for the fuse/trail) burns a little slower.








and walaaah, shes burning nicely. It's better then just throwing it away, this way you have some real satisfaction that its really being disposed.

This write up was brought to you by Jeff Frank, I own the work, and it is copywritten by realhomemadeturbo.com ©

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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2009, 05:22:07 PM »
fuck yeah...  vid from my fireplace later tonight if i dont have hella calls lined up
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2009, 05:23:54 PM »
-3 points for no cross, stevemode would've done it right  :P
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 05:24:10 PM »
I approve this message...

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Fire IS cool....

We need to have a NW RHMT blow shit up in the woods meet...

SInce the dyno meet is looking about as likely as the PINKS meet.... I have bullets and toys... And I KNOW others around here do too...
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 05:31:02 PM »
Its so beautiful.
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 05:35:42 PM »
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on March 24, 2009, 05:23:54 PM
-3 points for no cross, stevemode would've done it right  :P


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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 05:39:19 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 24, 2009, 05:24:10 PM
I approve this message...

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Fire IS cool....

We need to have a NW RHMT blow shit up in the woods meet...

SInce the dyno meet is looking about as likely as the PINKS meet.... I have bullets and toys... And I KNOW others around here do too...

fuck ya, i just bought a new sks sporter. its a norinco like my other sks but takes the ak47 magazines and all black stock with pistol grib and sliding sholder(replaced the wood stock my other one is left all original). and fire and explosions are always done right around here. last weekend we felt like terrorists with are rocket ignitor and wire as we exploded some junk. we need someone to start gathering old appliances and tvs so we can shoot and explode something.

and gj on disposing of the trash. thats how all my trash gets taken care of
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 05:42:19 PM »
I was going to make a video of me pissing on my C&D but I'm pee shy  :-[

Edit: damn now we really need a front page
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 05:48:36 PM »
Fuck rickyp.
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 05:56:20 PM »
If you look close enough, you can see xenocron's soul in the flames.

You just soul scorched that nigga!

+1.......All items burned, all 100% worthless.
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 05:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Tre West on March 24, 2009, 05:56:20 PM
+1.......All items burned, all 100% worthless.

+1  that shit was so worthless that you now have more money.  Look in your wallet.  Cool huh?
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 06:06:25 PM »
Quote from: SloS13 on March 24, 2009, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: Tre West on March 24, 2009, 05:56:20 PM
+1.......All items burned, all 100% worthless.

+1  that shit was so worthless that you now have more money.  Look in your wallet.  Cool huh?

Dude! You're right, I have $20,000.00more in my wallet! Wait a minute......isn't that the same amount....... ahh hah!!!!
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 06:07:57 PM »
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2009, 06:08:30 PM »
Front page!
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 06:16:43 PM »
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2009, 06:21:11 PM »
Edit/Color out your address on the envelope, you never know what kind of shitheads will see these pics.
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2009, 06:24:13 PM »
The Jeff Frank write up is classic. Good to see the paper was put to use.
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2009, 06:26:02 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 24, 2009, 05:24:10 PM
I approve this message...

 :noel:

Fire IS cool....

We need to have a NW RHMT blow shit up in the woods meet...

SInce the dyno meet is looking about as likely as the PINKS meet.... I have bullets and toys... And I KNOW others around here do too...

You know im in if its before the middle of may. How far south will you go to play?
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2009, 06:26:22 PM »
I can't knock you for not having the Stevemode cross since I wasn't involved, but you usually include Stealthmode stickers in the destruction, and for not having that, I must dock you points.
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2009, 06:28:40 PM »
I ran out of stealthmode stickers.. sorry

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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2009, 06:36:10 PM »
Quote from: AbaZ on March 24, 2009, 06:28:40 PM
I ran out of stealthmode stickers.. sorry



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Re: How to start a fire
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2009, 06:58:02 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 24, 2009, 05:24:10 PM
I approve this message...

 :noel:

Fire IS cool....

We need to have a NW RHMT blow shit up in the woods meet...

Damn right it is..



I love blowing up shit, and burning shit to the ground. Not to mention putting a few holes in it with a AK
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2009, 07:08:20 PM »
so....no more free candy?
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2009, 07:12:19 PM »
Let it burn
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2009, 07:29:22 PM »
nicely done, fuck yourself rick
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2009, 08:01:53 PM »
Awesome. This needs to be stickied!
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2009, 08:04:40 PM »
classic pic right there.
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Re: How to start a fire
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2009, 08:11:18 PM »
lol, i go the same j witness pamphlet this morning
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Re: How to start a fire
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