Topic: i SHARTED!!!!! YES NUMBER 4 BITCHES!!!!! (Read 6973 times)

julio_boostamante_nigga! · « **on:** March 07, 2009, 02:09:52 PM »

THIS was a while back. I was in the mall and had to take a mean shit. Got to the door and couldnt hold it so i farted a bit and ass juice ran down my leg... it was fucking gross!!!!!

92CXyD · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:44:52 PM »

Do not forget shake that out done the pants leg.

98vtec · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2009, 02:58:27 PM »

whats bad is when you have the have the feeling of the squirts (im sure everyone knows that boiling feeling in the stomach) while you are at the bar, fart and feel it smear your boxers while you try and hold anymore from coming out so you can make it to the shitter.

FUN!

chris · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2009, 03:04:07 PM »

Quote from: julio_boostamante_nigga! on March 07, 2009, 02:09:52 PM

THIS was a while back. I was in the mall and had to take a mean shit. Got to the door and couldnt hold it so i farted a bit and ass juice ran down my leg... it was fucking gross!!!!!

Its all those compton 3 dollar burrito's man. They come out like water.

Loki · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2009, 03:59:48 PM »

That's gross

Henry · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:02:11 PM »

Only time I get even close to sharting is when I know I have alot of gas built up but know after that it's squirts. I push my luck but that very last puff I know the rest is squirty.

5thgenlx · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:05:43 PM »

courtesy of JTHM

chris · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:08:16 PM »

Quote from: stillnoturbo on March 07, 2009, 04:02:11 PM

Only time I get even close to sharting is when I know I have alot of gas built up but know after that it's squirts. I push my luck but that very last puff I know the rest is squirty.

Wow everyone is showing up pretty fast

imburne · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:21:30 PM »

I am not gonna lie.. I did this shit the other day..

Dog hair, anyone?

Were back bitches!!!

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:25:22 PM »

shit... didnt you go a year without sharting??

Henry · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2009, 04:27:56 PM »

I think you ever lived on Julio's diet you'd be sharting like he does. I think chorizo is more hard on your inerds then any drug or alcohol. But it's so damn good! Can I get my post count back?

julio_boostamante_nigga! · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2009, 07:38:04 PM »

Quote from: imburne on March 07, 2009, 04:21:30 PM

I am not gonna lie.. I did this shit the other day..

Dog hair, anyone?

Were back bitches!!!

damm! i look fucking sexy in that pic....

yeah, my chorizon intake isnt what it use to be. Now its just egg sammiches in the morning.

snm95ls · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2009, 07:55:13 PM »

Jesus man!

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realAgentMurdoc · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2009, 07:57:57 PM »

shit julio... I wish I was with you... I would of licked it up like it was tamarind candy

ratcityrex · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:03:44 PM »

QikEnuF · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:04:31 PM »

Julio, you are one nasty son of a bitch

julio_boostamante_nigga! · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:06:18 PM »

Quote from: QikEnuF on March 07, 2009, 08:04:31 PM

Julio, you are one nasty son of a bitch

thats how i roll son! you betta aks some boddy....

i just always fart too hard or wait to the last minute to take a shit. Its my own fucking fault!

QikEnuF · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:07:16 PM »

I hate it when you fart, and you have to go and check yourself. That is worse than knowing you shat, because there is a bit of suspense after the act.

julio_boostamante_nigga! · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:11:19 PM »

Quote from: QikEnuF on March 07, 2009, 08:07:16 PM

I hate it when you fart, and you have to go and check yourself. That is worse than knowing you shat, because there is a bit of suspense after the act.

i like the suspense.... i guess.... im gonna go shit right now.... be back in a few.

widebody93 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM »

Is it allowed to post non-ICUP pictures of personal nature? Like whats above of bowl movements? ILLEGAL

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:09:27 AM »

bump lol

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:17:38 AM »

I have the diarrhea today, fucking mcgriddle sandwich for breakfast. I felt my belly boil as soon as it hit my stomach

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:27:07 AM »

Quote from: Hotrodlincoln on August 28, 2009, 11:17:38 AM

I have the diarrhea today, fucking mcgriddle sandwich for breakfast. I felt my belly boil as soon as it hit my stomach

plus one but the fucking beaner food and patron beer and hennessy got my stomach all fucked up

QikEnuF · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:52:36 AM »

I'll be shitting out Jose Ole taquitos the rest of the day

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2009, 12:07:03 PM »

I've had maby 4 solid turds in 7 years. I'm the dude that spakles the back of the toilet.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2009, 12:29:41 PM »

my roommates and i were chillin on the deck drinking shitty beer and the neighbor girls were over and i yelled EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP and then i ripped one and it was like brrrrrrrrrrr then SQUIRT and I was like....

"HAHAHA"

Edit:
Sorry, scrolling to the right annoyed me.
-Sinister

turbob16hatch · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2009, 12:34:51 PM »

^^BAN

t_cel_t · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:08:35 PM »

fucking russians

Sinister · « **Reply #28 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:31:06 PM »

That annoyed me so I deleted it. Sorry for being a nazi mod $:-\$

ratcityrex · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:59:43 PM »

Quote from: Sinister on August 28, 2009, 02:31:06 PM

That annoyed me so I deleted it. Sorry for being a nazi mod $:-\$

KO

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