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Adam Lofton

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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2010, 10:09:46 AM »

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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2010, 10:19:42 AM »

You watch that shit?  wtf?  dude its clearly for Chicks and any other vapid ass vaginia having whore that has an absolute need to concern themselfs with everyone elses life and scripted drama.  I bet afterwards you watch Tivo'd espisodes of Desperate house whores of that kardashian whores.


Anybody else loose interest in a show once they start running out of good stuff.  I've been watching Pawn stars and it was cool for a while but the last episode i watched was so clearly scripted it hurt.  dude brought in a Phonograph made by edison and dude was like "Wow that sounds like shit, i dont know a lot so im going to bring in "the old man".  they say that over guns and art and shit that needs to be appriased and whatnot but clearly that was scripted far more or more obvious than it had been.

I almost lost interest in Big bang and two and a half men once the Laugh track was pointed out.  now its just bad.
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« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2010, 11:20:29 AM »

You watch that shit?  wtf?  dude its clearly for Chicks and any other vapid ass vaginia having whore that has an absolute need to concern themselfs with everyone elses life and scripted drama.  I bet afterwards you watch Tivo'd espisodes of Desperate house whores of that kardashian whores.


Anybody else loose interest in a show once they start running out of good stuff.  I've been watching Pawn stars and it was cool for a while but the last episode i watched was so clearly scripted it hurt.  dude brought in a Phonograph made by edison and dude was like "Wow that sounds like shit, i dont know a lot so im going to bring in "the old man".  they say that over guns and art and shit that needs to be appriased and whatnot but clearly that was scripted far more or more obvious than it had been.

I almost lost interest in Big bang and two and a half men once the Laugh track was pointed out.  now its just bad.

Read my previous posts nigger, I said it was like watching a car accident with kids involved. Yeah I watch it, not for the reasons you stated. I watch it because no matter how fucked up I am, or my family is, there are always other people out there that have it worst and are oblivious to it. Desparate housewives + Kardashians= no fucking way. But I do watch "Bad Girls Club". What a conglomeration of whores. 
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2010, 12:56:18 PM »

Dont lie.  you love that shit you gossipy whore. you referenced characters by name.

we don't know their names cause most of us don't have vaginias.
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« Reply #64 on: January 20, 2010, 05:35:53 PM »

Dont lie.  you love that shit you gossipy whore. you referenced characters by name.

we don't know their names cause most of us don't have vaginias.

I watch that shit because I have insomnia. I know their names because MTV2 runs like 6-7 episodes back to back.







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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2010, 07:11:24 PM »

Spiker is on pawn stars.



Also, pawn stars sucks ass, i hope the old man dies and has a heart attack.  I also hope the other fat fucks also die from heart attacks.  Stupid huge balls of lard is all they are, no neck having, lard eating, fat ass bitch round eye motherfucker cockholing dildo breath mother fuckers.
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #66 on: January 20, 2010, 07:18:57 PM »

What is the concept of "Pawn Stars"? Sounds like the title of a reality show documenting the trade habits of meth addicts.
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2010, 09:29:09 PM »

its about 4 fat fuckers with the cumulative weight of 1 1/2 tons lowballing people out of shit
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #68 on: January 20, 2010, 10:24:44 PM »

What is the concept of "Pawn Stars"? Sounds like the title of a reality show documenting the trade habits of meth addicts.

they run a high end Pawn shop off the strip and get all sorts of expensive shit.  If you can tear yourself away from your Estrogen laced soap opera bullshit long enough look up an episode.
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« Reply #69 on: January 21, 2010, 03:10:12 AM »

What is the concept of "Pawn Stars"? Sounds like the title of a reality show documenting the trade habits of meth addicts.

they run a high end Pawn shop off the strip and get all sorts of expensive shit.  If you can tear yourself away from your Estrogen laced soap opera bullshit long enough look up an episode.

Right, cause I want to see fat guys Jew people. psft. (roll eyes) I'd rather watch Rich Christiansen Jew niggers out of their cars.
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #70 on: January 22, 2010, 09:20:28 AM »

What is the concept of "Pawn Stars"? Sounds like the title of a reality show documenting the trade habits of meth addicts.

they run a high end Pawn shop off the strip and get all sorts of expensive shit.  If you can tear yourself away from your Estrogen laced soap opera bullshit long enough look up an episode.

Right, cause I want to see fat guys Jew people. psft. (roll eyes) I'd rather watch Rich Christiansen Jew niggers out of their cars.

FUck i had to read that tree times.  Too many groups of people.  fat, Jewish, nig it was too much the first few time i read it.
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #71 on: January 22, 2010, 09:50:58 AM »

Jersey Shore Punch sounds like something you'd drink at a frat party that contains both everclear and axe body spray.
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #72 on: January 22, 2010, 12:01:17 PM »

Don't forget the copious amounts of hair gel and spray tan for colour..
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #73 on: January 22, 2010, 12:43:46 PM »

Jersey Shore Punch sounds like something you'd drink at a frat party that contains both everclear and axe body spray.

Don't forget the rohypnol
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #74 on: January 22, 2010, 01:18:50 PM »

its about 4 fat fuckers with the cumulative weight of 1 1/2 tons lowballing people out of shit

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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #75 on: January 22, 2010, 07:17:37 PM »

Flipping through the channels last night, stopped on this fag shit long enough to see the most manly guido out of all on the show punch a dude once and knock him out cold.  Not exactly impressive, but I guess the first guido that punches in Jersey always wins.
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Adam Lofton

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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #76 on: January 24, 2010, 11:30:50 PM »

Jersey Shore Punch sounds like something you'd drink at a frat party that contains both everclear and axe body spray.

Don't forget the rohypnol

Beat me to it... :-[


Flipping through the channels last night, stopped on this fag shit long enough to see the most manly guido out of all on the show punch a dude once and knock him out cold.  Not exactly impressive, but I guess the first guido that punches in Jersey always wins.

That dude took a concrete nap. That was kind of funny, he had it coming.
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2010, 02:26:22 PM »

never seen it.

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heard about the 'fist pump' the other day and had to urban dictionary that haha woops guess i'm not much of an mtv person
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2010, 05:59:36 PM »

Jersey Shore Punch sounds like something you'd drink at a frat party that contains both everclear and axe body spray.

Don't forget the rohypnol

Why do they call them "roofies"?



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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #79 on: January 28, 2010, 07:51:28 AM »

Roofies are for faggots, a real men will just take what he nwats
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Adam Lofton

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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #80 on: January 28, 2010, 02:47:14 PM »

Roofies are for faggots, a real men will just take what he nwats

Did you learn that the hard way in prison?  O0
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #81 on: February 01, 2010, 03:45:37 AM »

Bump...


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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #82 on: February 01, 2010, 03:52:34 AM »

You watch that shit?  wtf?  dude its clearly for Chicks and any other vapid ass vaginia having whore that has an absolute need to concern themselfs with everyone elses life and scripted drama.  I bet afterwards you watch Tivo'd espisodes of Desperate house whores of that kardashian whores.


Anybody else loose interest in a show once they start running out of good stuff.  I've been watching Pawn stars and it was cool for a while but the last episode i watched was so clearly scripted it hurt.  dude brought in a Phonograph made by edison and dude was like "Wow that sounds like shit, i dont know a lot so im going to bring in "the old man".  they say that over guns and art and shit that needs to be appriased and whatnot but clearly that was scripted far more or more obvious than it had been.

I almost lost interest in Big bang and two and a half men once the Laugh track was pointed out.  now its just bad.
Yeah I noticed that with pawn stars. I liked the show until that stuff started happening. The show where they bought the atv and then chumlee and the fat guy tore it up was way over the top scripted and killed it for me.
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #83 on: February 01, 2010, 04:08:23 AM »

You can't script douche-baggery like Jersey Shore. That is just the culmination of absentee parenting and alcohol saturated ego.
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Re: Jersey Shore Punch
« Reply #84 on: February 01, 2010, 05:29:24 AM »

You can't script douche-baggery like Jersey Shore. That is just the culmination of absentee parenting and alcohol saturated ego.

Disagree, it's the culmination of genetic miscegenation.

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« Reply #85 on: February 01, 2010, 11:32:36 AM »

You can't script douche-baggery like Jersey Shore. That is just the culmination of absentee parenting and alcohol saturated ego.

Disagree, it's the culmination of genetic miscegenation.

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