Be thankful you have easily managed hair. I have half kike hair. It results in thickness, 2 cowlicks, and complete shit haircuts on the regular. My pin head looks retarded shaved too. As a result, I'd rather look unkempt than toss $20 down the drain every 6-8 weeks to get shitty uneven haircuts.
I'm due for my bi-annual haircut. I haven't gotten one since early September or late August. I have a cousin's wedding tomorrow so I'm tempted to go get one. Most likely I'll just go with my unabomber beard and hair. It's a guido wedding so, fuck it.