um, stop buying $300 tires
Mike, since you don't have anything to do all day. Go ahead and price me some tires for stock Ford Lightning wheels. I'll give you a hint, the stock size is 295/45/18. Lemme know what the Dollar Store Tire Shop has to offer that isn't $300 shipped. I'm running Nitto 555 and they are one of the cheapest tires offered in those dimensions. So good call.
But you cant find them mad tyte low pro's cheaper dawg.
Just slash the other 3 tires and look at it like you lowered your failboat another inch. I hear thats how they're doing it in JDM land.
What? JDM land? My truck was made in Canada, not Japan. Whats the trend there? Oh yeah, good call.
As for everything else, sounds like some solid advice. I think me and some buddies are going to confront one of the guys when he's alone (leaving work or something) and simply say "there's an easy way and a hard way to do this. Easy way is you volunteer me your keys, your cell phone, your ATM card and your pin number. Hard way is: we take your keys, your cell phone, your atm card, and your pin number, then we beat you to an inch of your life and leave you for dead."
As far as fucking the sister? She weighs twice as much as I do. She's a big ol' girl.