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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2009, 01:13:47 PM »

Hey Logan,

That soccer video is very nice. The brunette at the coin toss is smokin. I think she's the goalie on the penalty kick too. I want to sniff her butt like a dog.
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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2009, 01:14:27 PM »

I just submitted:


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Your entry is under review by editors.

realhomemadeturbo
Also called RHMT, it is DIY oriented web forum where everyone worth a fuck - the whole site, actually - went after Chris "xenocron" Harris sold the old site (HMT) to a french canadian faggot named Rick Potter.

RHMTers are typically angry blue collar sons of bitches, who are proud of what they can build with their own two hands and have no respect for the sort of people who buy parts out of catalogs. Common forum activities include technical debates, posting porn, sharing recipes, petty bickering, and hazing n00bs until they either become real men or get the hell off our forum. Women are welcome under the provision they post pictures of their tits.

I gots a realhomemadeturbo, nigga!

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Awesome!  ;D

I said, denied.

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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2009, 01:48:52 PM »

On a good note though, my other defintion was approved:

honda-tech    1 thumb up love ithate it
   
The #1 worst site on the internet.
Honda-tech.com is the worst site on the web.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=1&term=honda-tech

I think everyone needs to give that a thumbs up.  :yes:
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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2009, 02:36:39 PM »

Did you check page 2?

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8.  honda-tech  69 up, 110 down
 Epitome of human stupidity.
Visit Honda-Tech's General Discussion and Debate section for example.
 

Quick, somebody break that to AWDStylez.

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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2009, 03:57:22 PM »

haha
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trevor


well 1150 up 420 down can't be to far off.

"1) Trevor is an English name usually given to boys. It is an ancient celtic word meaning "large penis". Through scientific investigations and surveys, scientists have found that suprisingly almost every man named Trevor has an above average penis length and width.
Example: Trevor has an extraordinarily large penis.

2) A unit of measure equal to 1 dick-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve orgasm.

To convert to metric units 1000 Trevors is equal to 1 metric Dick-Ton of force
Man, Angelina Jolie is easy it only took me 3 Trevors to make her squeal.

Damn! Britney is fucking tight! It took me 50 Trevors just to get up in that! "

3) Most amazing boy in the world. Can always make you happy and smile whenever needed. Isn't just a boyfriend, but also a best friend. Sweet, adorible and awesome. One of the hottest boys on the earth :]
"Look at that Trevor, I wanna be just like him!"

"That boy is Trevolicious!"

4) The best friend a girl could ever have! EVER! Life would suck without Trevor. He's sweet, funny, adorable, outgoing, and not afraid of his inner nerd! Any girl would be SUPER lucky to date Trevor and I would be jealous of whoever she may be! :)

So yeah, the greatest person, inside and out, ever brought into this earth!
"Omg, do you know Trevor?"

"Yes! I'm so in love with him! He's such an amazing person!"


         they get less funny and more nerd from there....


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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2009, 04:14:52 PM »

Look up your girls name...
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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2009, 09:33:22 PM »

Passenger Brake
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The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.

It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.

It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.
Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...
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I haven'#39#39t been back on HMT since this all happened, well I went on for about 5 mins yesterday to grab some pics out of the jailbait thread. Got that done, and now I won'#39#39t be going back.

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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2009, 09:39:29 PM »

They denied RHMT, that site fails
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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2009, 02:43:31 PM »

Swedish Rodeo
   
Take a swedish chick from behind, lean over to her ear and whisper quietly "I have AIDs," then try to keep your dick inside of her.
"Hey man, wanna go to Raceway tonight?" "No way man, I'm gonna play some Swedish rodeo with the hot foreign exchange chick!"
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Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2009, 10:01:55 AM »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=xenocron



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A magical, mythical beast. Has the powers to help humanity, but is fated to destroy instead. Often gives the most just before he takes all.

Remember how Xenocron ruined that website? He was always so helpful. Epic fail


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