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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #90 on: March 14, 2010, 12:31:41 PM »

That miata haz teh kool mirrorzzz
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #91 on: March 14, 2010, 12:51:01 PM »

Its probably down to about 90hp with all the blowby. I got the fenders because the car got hit by a trailer in a parking lot and it dented under where the fenders are. Car will evertually have a street-ported 12a or carbed 13b... or a turbo 1.6 havent decided yet. either way, it will have some power eventually.... 

No, you aren't going to do any of that. Your fat ass is just going to drive around in your pile of shit car that is marketed towards 40 yr old recently divorced women trying to be hot shit.

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #92 on: March 14, 2010, 05:05:37 PM »

Its probably down to about 90hp with all the blowby. I got the fenders because the car got hit by a trailer in a parking lot and it dented under where the fenders are. Car will evertually have a street-ported 12a or carbed 13b... or a turbo 1.6 havent decided yet. either way, it will have some power eventually.... 

No, you aren't going to do any of that. Your fat ass is just going to drive around in your pile of shit car that is marketed towards 40 yr old recently divorced women trying to be hot shit.

Nice, honesty hurts. But its funny as hell.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #93 on: March 14, 2010, 07:14:59 PM »

Forecast changed... looks like it will be touching our wall within 48 hours... we'll be ready for it, but the rest of the city will be scrambling!
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #94 on: March 14, 2010, 07:16:10 PM »

Hope you drown!

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #95 on: March 14, 2010, 08:28:52 PM »

now that was beautiful....

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #96 on: March 15, 2010, 04:13:16 AM »

thats such a bad ass wall. they should have hired you to prevent flooding in new orleans.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #97 on: March 16, 2010, 01:29:48 AM »

So i assume you have a turbo speedboat/jetski?

Obviously you're not driving unless you built a tunnel.....




Real home made home saving wall built by turbocharged cancer cells that cause mental retardation.


No, really.  Fucking move.


It floods ONE time here and that's all it takes for me to pack up and head upstate.  I'll take the snow over having all my shit underwater any day.  You're not as bad as those fucking idiots in Malibu, CA that keep rebuilding but run for their fucking lives every summer when hellfire scorches the place up.....

Maybe you should invest in a houseboat and turbocharge it?  Realhomemadeturbohome?

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #98 on: March 17, 2010, 07:39:40 PM »



supposed to have been touching the wall by now... I think its gonna be a lot lower than they thought
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #99 on: March 17, 2010, 07:44:29 PM »

So, I don't feel like digging around for this information.

What's the story behind houses being built in a location that frequently floods?
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #100 on: March 17, 2010, 08:02:51 PM »

It's really not that uncommon.  Person buys a home near a river that floods every 30 years in 1980.  Between 1980 and 2010, a lot of local development occurs.  As a result, all of the water is routed under the assumption some facility will handle it.  Sometimes its an issue between two counties not verifying water loads between areas.  As a result, the river gets over burdened and now floods every year.

This is why the state wants to buy your house.  It's their fault this idiots house floods every year.  Their employees did a piss poor job of making sure water management was under control in the area.  As a result, idiots that build houses too close to the water get flooded annually.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #101 on: March 17, 2010, 08:13:15 PM »

Ah, that makes a lot of sense.

Used to hear interesting stories of fuckups when I worked with the Army Corp of Engineers...  Building levees in New Orleans, monitoring non-native fish that are wreaking havoc in different areas, etc.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #102 on: March 17, 2010, 11:14:36 PM »

It's really not that uncommon.  Person buys a home near a river that floods every 30 years in 1980.  Between 1980 and 2010, a lot of local development occurs.  As a result, all of the water is routed under the assumption some facility will handle it.  Sometimes its an issue between two counties not verifying water loads between areas.  As a result, the river gets over burdened and now floods every year.

This is why the state wants to buy your house.  It's their fault this idiots house floods every year.  Their employees did a piss poor job of making sure water management was under control in the area.  As a result, idiots that build houses too close to the water get flooded annually.
Your close, but not quite.
In recorded history, there is only 4 floods that would have ever threatened the basement of the home. When they built the house in 75, there had been one flood at 36 ft in 1969. The was easily defendable with the planter system that was built into the house by the original owner/builder of the house. No one could really have seen 4 record floods happening in the future. We bought the house for about 60 percent of what it was worth after the 1997 flood(the flood that was supposed to be the end all be all of floods....) we then made a bigger better dike to protect ourselves from larger floods than anyone saw coming, so we would be ready. We now own a home on a very nice lot, with a great view for about 130,000 when the original asking price was more like 250,000/ We realize that living on the river comes with some responsabilities and my father was ready to take on those responsabilities. The city, however, cannot "take a chance" on home owners to save the rest of the town, so they waste hundreds of thousands of dollars each year on temporary protection from these houses. We didn't ask the city to make a dike on the wrong side of our house, they did that for themselves. Just yesterday, we had 3 fireman, 3 police officers, and 2 city engineers looking at our dike for like 4 hours deciding if it was "good enough". You know how many tax dollars are wasted paying these people to be out here? Not to mention how much it costs the city to provide sandbags, sand and clay, along with the cost of insuring all of the volunteers to help with laying bags, and the cost of transportation.... it is an insane cost. the city would much rather buy 3 houses and create a permanent dike, and add it to the "1 less thing to worry about" list. We didn't do anything wrong buy buying a house on the river. The city would save money overall by buying our house, and each house on either side of us, and building permanent flood protection for the rest of the neighborhood/town. Does anyone get it yet? We don't think it is necessary to sell to the city. we didnt BEG the city to buy our house, They asked us to buy our house, so why the fuck would we sell it for pennies on the dollar? Also, the houses that Moorhead has already bought out have been sold to a house moving company. They sell the houses to starter families based on income... So they are doing somehting good with them, and not losing 100 percent of the money that they buy the houses with. This also will bring up the value of the rest of the property in the neighborhood, making the property taxes higher, and creating more income for the city.

Also, prior to 1999 when we moved in, it flooded once in the 25 years the house had been there, and this is the first ever year we have had back to back flooding.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #103 on: March 17, 2010, 11:24:18 PM »

Blah blah blah blah blah give Joel a handout.

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #104 on: March 18, 2010, 12:54:32 AM »

Also, it comes from the fact that 35 years ago, when these river houses were built, the farmers drainage on all of thier fields sucked donkey balls. Since then, a lot of advancements in drainage have been made, and the thousand of acres of farm land directly south of us unload their water all at the same time, causing Very quick changes in water levels... but the government lets the farmers get away with anything, so I guess we'll have to work around that...
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2010, 08:55:53 AM »

I hope you can't work around drowning.   Fat self-entitled homosexuals who get out of breath from carrying a camcorder are a plague upon our land, and should be destroyed.

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2010, 12:55:39 PM »

Is this your dad? link  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35924995

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #108 on: March 19, 2010, 01:59:23 AM »

GOOOOOO RRIIIVVVEEEEERRRRR!!!!  :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #109 on: March 19, 2010, 04:22:32 AM »

I dont see that wall really standing much of a chance even if its half way up, the ammount of pressure that water puts on that shit is extreme. either way i'm tuned in to see what happens, lol.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #110 on: March 19, 2010, 03:40:31 PM »

Only three things good save this thread.

1. Porn

2. Water turns around now and you did all that work for nothing.

3. Water reaches the top of the wall,  wall brakes under the weight and the force of the water sweeps the bottom of your house out and it comes crashing down.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #111 on: March 19, 2010, 04:12:51 PM »

In for 1 and 3.

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #112 on: March 19, 2010, 04:28:17 PM »

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #113 on: March 19, 2010, 06:14:40 PM »

1 and 3
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #114 on: March 19, 2010, 11:49:33 PM »

shit is going to crest tomorrow I think... I don't see it getting very much higher, but the dike was definitly necessary, just didnt have to build it to 8 this year, couldve left it at 5.

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #115 on: March 20, 2010, 12:24:48 AM »

4. someone sabotages your wall and causes it to fail

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #116 on: March 20, 2010, 01:16:28 AM »

I'm on my way with scuba gear and a hole saw.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #117 on: March 20, 2010, 03:33:56 AM »

I'm on my way with scuba gear and a hole saw.

Water and electricity dont seem to mix well.
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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #118 on: March 20, 2010, 04:23:09 AM »

I'm on my way with scuba gear and a hole saw.

Water and electricity dont seem to mix well.

It was almost a two for one deal before you went and let the cat out of the bag.

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Re: BAMF Flood Wall... Again
« Reply #119 on: March 20, 2010, 04:46:40 AM »

I'm on my way with scuba gear and a hole saw.

Water and electricity dont seem to mix well.

It was almost a two for one deal before you went and let the cat out of the bag.

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