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Stealthmode

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I am
« on: March 10, 2010, 11:36:14 PM »
Sitting in first class of a 757, drinking, and waiting for wheels up to vegas. Phat shouts go out to professor  cresant pocket and his like minded crew. I told the shlub next to me that my name is mike and i'm a orthopetic surgion, in your honor of course. Die slow
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

Tom@OCZCTuning

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Re: I am
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 11:38:33 PM »
fuck you bitch.  IM TOM.  you cant fuck with me
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Re: I am
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 11:53:23 PM »
Keep an eye out for Haji :?:
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El Beefo

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Re: I am
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2010, 12:00:40 AM »
hey mike, when can you check out my feet and how much?
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Re: I am
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 01:26:44 AM »
I thought it would be "...molestering another kid's hair tonight on the crx".  ;)
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Re: I am
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2010, 03:08:17 AM »
Ill be in vegas in a week :noel:
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Re: I am
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 04:34:01 AM »
Now on the strip. Bitches can back up off my tip. Nigga sitting next to me resembled hotrex's big meathead brother, and he was from hartford too. Must get drunk now. K bye
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

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Re: I am
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 04:36:39 AM »
And here I thought when I opened the thread it was going to say:

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Re: I am
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 05:46:58 AM »
Hey Steve BTW WTF is this mail I got today with a -4 oil line?   I never ordered this shit.......A freebie?
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Re: I am
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 05:47:40 AM »
Ill be out in vegas in april.
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Re: I am
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 06:11:02 AM »
Quote from: widebody93 on March 11, 2010, 05:46:58 AM
Hey Steve BTW WTF is this mail I got today with a -4 oil line?   I never ordered this shit.......A freebie?

anal probe........Steve thinks you have a tight ass!
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Re: I am
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2010, 08:09:43 AM »
you going to be there this weekend? im flying saturday morning coming back monday evening. ill be the guy with the five month beard and a towel on his head running from the airplane security. trip is inspirded from the movie hangover. im a skinner version of alan right now.
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Re: I am
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2010, 08:17:07 AM »
don't forget to register with the local sheriff

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Re: I am
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2010, 08:38:31 AM »
in for pics of hookers.
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Re: I am
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2010, 01:11:24 PM »
I will be in vegas in may
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Re: I am
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2010, 01:44:57 PM »
Your level of retardation astounds.
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Re: I am
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2010, 03:07:38 PM »
Get one of those mexican dudes on the strip with the bright orange shirts that say girls all over it to give you a bunch of naked girl cards. they make great souveniers.
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Re: I am
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2010, 08:02:42 PM »
I love how you spell surgeon, Doctor
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