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[LS1pwNzJ00]

Johnnys thoughts on guns:

AKM!
No kalashnikov style rifle is a REAL AK
If i can win an arguement on a technicality or a single letter I am the ultimate all knowing being
AKM's are Pieces OF SHIT and I would never buy one
i bought a AKM and now they are the greatest guns ever
The .223 is the most effective round, ever
I am the best shot ever, and i can kill little birds from 4 miles away using my mini-14, which is also the best gun ever

Johnnys thoughts on his personal vehicles

Two turbos on a 5.0 with a FMU is faster than anything ever built on this site
Fuck the EPA, I can achieve 74mpg in my turbo mustang
My TT mustang ran 11 second 1/4 miles all day long
Only reason i ever lost a race in my turbo mustang was because of the transmission

All my excuses are completely legitamate excuses
I never finished my v8/240z because it wasnt mine, it was leann's, and she didnt give me sex.. er money.  She obviously gave me sex with have a baby no?

If it isnt a buell its a fuckin piece of shit and buells are the best bikes ever, faster, handle better and overall are better than anything, ever ever. ever.
Also, my ATV is turbo'd and now faster than anything aswell, except the engine blew up and im too lazy to rebuild it ($$?)
My collection of crappy projects is going to get finished tomorrow


i love pissing off those commie liberals on their bicycles!!
Jackboot thugs put guns to my head and throw me in jail and kick my dog say fuck you, unless i pay for everyone and their monkey to eat food
taxes are stealing all of my money
im still rich though
But i have no money because of the jackboot thugs
Goddamn commie liberals!! theyre everywhere!!

I can never lose an arguement and I am always right 10000000% of the time, everyone else on this site that says im wrong, theyre all wrong, all 87 of them that argue with me telling me im wrong, theyre the WRONG ONES! not me, im always right

Also, i am never a hypocrite, i never go back on what i say ever, ever, ever! well sometimes, but i dont admit it, i'd rather lie than admit my hypocrisy

Johnny, the resident redneck waving the confederate flag.

[Corey]

thats not a small puddle, its a giant mud pit.

[Doug]

I think Scott has a crush

[j.h.christ]

I think Scott has a crush

[colt45]

I think Scott has a crush

[Joseph Davis]

I think Scott has a crush

"If only I were white, then Johnny would want to fuck me." - Scottsi

[bigdaddyvtec]

This thread is win and chowmain... All in one glorius eggwowl

[HiProfile]

everyone else on this site that says im wrong, theyre all wrong, all 87 of them that argue with me telling me im wrong, theyre the WRONG ONES! not me, im always right

<------------ one of the 87 "WRONG ONES", as well as a liberal jackboot thug




lol

[97Econobox]

You forgot to call everyone losers.  Id say a good 25% of his arguments are won by just callin people losers.

Case in point.

My loans are pretty minimal really, if I had a full time job right now I could have them gone in a couple years.  Masters degree is paid for by my research assistantship mostly, the leftover tuition i pay in cash.  But yes, my masters in faggotry will certainly increase my wage potential, if that's what you're worried about.  BTW, my RA is funded by the National Park Service, which is funded by you.  So...thanks!

loser.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

LOL i lol'd lol

[random-strike]

you all have the gay

[buk9tp]

If you were born into a race you are entitled to claim the achievements and culture of that race as if it were of your own design and treat them as if you have explicit rights to them.

[d16forlife]

I think Scott has a crush

"I want to be white more than any thing in the world so Johnny can fuck me." - Scottsi

I don't think Johnny likes people who talk like Jackie Chan

[random-strike]

hey its malcom in middle

[LS1pwNzJ00]

I think Scott has a crush

"I want to be white more than any thing in the world so Johnny can fuck me." - Scottsi

I don't think Johnny likes people who talk like Jackie Chan

He much prefers the soft cushion of the  back and ass hair that grows so vigorously on your wife, children, and yourself.  Although you kids have the sweetest anuses.  :yes:

[d16forlife]

I think Scott has a crush

"I want to be white more than any thing in the world so Johnny can fuck me." - Scottsi

I don't think Johnny likes people who talk like Jackie Chan

He much prefers the soft cushion of the  back and ass hair that grows so vigorously on your wife, children, and yourself.  Although you kids have the sweetest anuses.  :yes:

"engrish, muthafuka, engrish" You kids will have sweet, aaaaand sour anuses

[jay]

now do me! do me!

[Stealthmode]

Very well thought out, yet a little stalk-ish, Scotty. One mistake I encountered was "jackboot thugs". Everyone knows it's "jackboot pirates", (and they ARE real). 

If you were born into a race you are entitled to claim the achievements and culture of that race as if it were of your own design and treat them as if you have explicit rights to them.

Well, DUUUHH. 

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Should I do one about buk?  Yay or nay?  Im sure i could put together a good one

[Stealthmode]

I'm sure you could, but buk is played to the tenth deg-rizz-ee. Stick to Random redneck, but get the jackboot pirate thing right. This is what I axe.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

I'm sure you could, but buk is played to the tenth deg-rizz-ee. Stick to Random redneck, but get the jackboot pirate thing right. This is what I axe.

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Yeah I mistyped it should read jackboot pirates and government thugs




ADDITION
Police:

goddamn govt thugs that steal my money and rape and pillage my wife
have never helped me out
steal constantly
ruin your life for no reason
rob me to pay worthless scum for sitting on their asses doing nothing (welfare)
all the laws they enforce are bullshit and nothing should ever be illegal

[Stealthmode]

Nailed it. Good word, Charlie.

[bigdaddyvtec]

Honda tuning: Whats in your CD player RIGHT NOW?:  Stealthmode, Tre-West and MCP "homemade joint"   

 

 :yes:

Please believe son.