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[ADSR]

So i'm in costco after work today. I go to hit the can before i start shopping.  I sit down and blow a huge shit out.  And the guy in the stall next to me yells over ... Nice one, dude.

I was like WTF?

i just did my paper work and got out.

[glustic]

Wet paper towels over stall followed by turning lights off when exiting.

[hatchboy]

So i'm in costco after work today. I go to hit the can before i start shopping.  I sit down and blow a huge shit out.  And the guy in the stall next to me yells over ... Nice one, dude.

I was like WTF?

i just did my paper work and got out.

viciously yell out "I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIT" than toss over wet papertowels and yell "SECONDARY"S!!!!"

[BoostedSchemes]

kick down his stall door and rape him using your fists, feces flying everywhere blood covering the stall walls, screams barely muffled by the then bathroom walls reducing him to a semi conscious shaking tearing mess


then go about your shopping. dont forget to wash your hands.

[ratcityrex]

"I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIT"

I lol'ed

[Stealthmode]

viciously yell out "I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIT" than toss over wet papertowels and yell "SECONDARY"S!!!!"

hahaha.

I don't randomly drop bombs in public places unless it's absolutely necessary, but I do have this curse where everytime I walk into a public bathroom to piss for 30 seconds, the guy in the stall WILL ALWAYS come out why I'm in there. Fuck, I don't want to see your "I just blew out my o-ring" face. Stay the fuck in there until I leave in 10 seconds. Nope, they'll always come out. 

[chris]

thank you sir

[hatchboy]

So i'm in costco after work today. I go to hit the can before i start shopping.  I sit down and blow a huge shit out.  And the guy in the stall next to me yells over ... Nice one, dude.

I was like WTF?

i just did my paper work and got out.

viciously yell out "I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIT" than toss over wet papertowels and yell "SECONDARY"S!!!!"

hatchnog made funny.

[Ravage70]

you should have asked the guy to high five your shit covered hand

[ironcrx]

Masturbate furiously

[bigdaddyvtec]

I would have replied, hey... Its what i do

[ApexSilver06MR]

"Holy shit. We got a floater"

[ratcityrex]

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!"

[Doug]

Fill the tank full of the whole roll of toilet paper, flush, leave quickly with the lights flicked off.

[Doug]

i fucking hate when people talk to me in a public restroom.

Yeah I always go into the stalls even if I just have to piss. I don't understand why anyone wants to stand there at a urinal while holding their dick and look at/talk to another man. I was at work one day and this grown ass man walks up to the urinal and drops his pants. Just stands there in his tightie whities taking a piss. I was at a loss for words. 

[j.h.christ]

I would have replied, hey... Its what i do

your nasty ass would have invited him in there. don't think i forgot the shit you pulled last year at the gun range you nasty mother fucker

[bigdaddyvtec]

LOL

[fysh]

idk. I use to be obnoxiously loud in public restrooms while having a conversation with my buddy in the next stall over. We got in the habit of doing it just to fuck with the timid "i feel uncomfortable shitting outside of my house" types like you. Bathroom trolling.

[sfa22r]

There's a story here....

And Hatchdan, nice

[HiProfile]

Stay the fuck in there until I leave in 10 seconds. Nope, they'll always come out. 

Oddly enough I was thinking about that today. It seems kinda retarded to make a big deal about it, it's not like you're doing something they've never done or seen. Just HOLDING something they've hopefully never done or seen.

I'd hate to see how some of you'd react in the YMCA locker room...

[Corey]

id hate to see how some of you react in prison

[arsenio]

idk. I use to be obnoxiously loud in public restrooms while having a conversation with my buddy in the next stall over. We got in the habit of doing it just to fuck with the timid "i feel uncomfortable shitting outside of my house" types like you. Bathroom trolling.

So you and your "buddy" would use the bathroom together?

Sounds gay bro.

[malichite]

Say that was just a warm up, here comes the big one, then pick your feet up, start grunting, shake the wall violently....Then just leave like nothing happened. 

[kgx]

start thanking a long list of people who helped make it happen.

[ironcrx]

Bathroom trolling is pretty funny.  Gets awkward and pretty gay when a stranger goes along with it 

[Stealthmode]

The most abnormal thing I ever did was when me and Tre West were flying around the country for the fun of it, and in Phoenix we decided we both should drop bombs because we had the time in between flights. Nothing abnormal, and then I hear Tre West start playing beats with a key on the handrail snare, and his foot kick drum. After about a minute, people in the mix surely questioning his sanity, I come in from the other stall with the throaty bass line. From there it was just comedy. But really, if I'm in there alone, keep your shitty ass in the stall until I exit, nigglenoggle.

[ApexSilver06MR]

The most abnormal thing I ever did was when me and Tre West were flying around the country for the fun of it, and in Phoenix we decided we both should drop bombs because we had the time in between flights. Nothing abnormal, and then I hear Tre West start playing beats with a key on the handrail snare, and his foot kick drum. After about a minute, people in the mix surely questioning his sanity, I come in from the other stall with the throaty bass line. From there it was just comedy. But really, if I'm in there alone, keep your shitty ass in the stall until I exit, nigglenoggle.

if i walked into that restroom and that shit was going on, i wouldnt know what to do or say

[hatchboy]

The most abnormal thing I ever did was when me and Tre West were flying around the country for the fun of it, and in Phoenix we decided we both should drop bombs because we had the time in between flights. Nothing abnormal, and then I hear Tre West start playing beats with a key on the handrail snare, and his foot kick drum. After about a minute, people in the mix surely questioning his sanity, I come in from the other stall with the throaty bass line. From there it was just comedy. But really, if I'm in there alone, keep your shitty ass in the stall until I exit, nigglenoggle.

if i walked into that restroom and that shit was going on, i wouldnt know what to do or say

Start spittin the rhmt beats obviously.

[arsenio]

The most abnormal thing I ever did was when me and Tre West were flying around the country for the fun of it, and in Phoenix we decided we both should drop bombs because we had the time in between flights. Nothing abnormal, and then I hear Tre West start playing beats with a key on the handrail snare, and his foot kick drum. After about a minute, people in the mix surely questioning his sanity, I come in from the other stall with the throaty bass line. From there it was just comedy. But really, if I'm in there alone, keep your shitty ass in the stall until I exit, nigglenoggle.

if i walked into that restroom and that shit was going on, i wouldnt know what to do or say

You would do like most filipinos. Pop a squat into the bottom of the full length urinal. Then not wash your hands.

[j.h.christ]

The most abnormal thing I ever did was when me and Tre West were flying around the country for the fun of it, and in Phoenix we decided we both should drop bombs because we had the time in between flights. Nothing abnormal, and then I hear Tre West start playing beats with a key on the handrail snare, and his foot kick drum. After about a minute, people in the mix surely questioning his sanity, I come in from the other stall with the throaty bass line. From there it was just comedy. But really, if I'm in there alone, keep your shitty ass in the stall until I exit, nigglenoggle.

if i walked into that restroom and that shit was going on, i wouldnt know what to do or say

You would do like most filipinos. Pop a squat into the bottom of the full length urinal. Then not wash your hands.

hahahahahahahahaha

perfect fucking execution!