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QikEnuF

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Elephant?
« on: April 03, 2009, 05:34:26 PM »
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 05:42:02 PM »
Hey, it's $500, we could use it for the LeMons!
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 06:55:55 PM »
wonder if they ship.
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 07:37:57 PM »
what the fuck would somebody do with an elephant?
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 07:40:25 PM »
Quote from: jeffsciv23 on April 03, 2009, 07:37:57 PM
what the fuck would somebody do with an elephant?

Long trunk, nice and meaty... I could think of a few things  :-*
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 07:40:52 PM »
Quote from: jeffsciv23 on April 03, 2009, 07:37:57 PM
what the fuck would somebody do with an elephant?


hmt a custom suit of armor for it.. attach razor sharp pikes to its ivory and run arround town fucking shit up
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 07:55:26 PM »
I called, but they'd already sold it to Spiker's mom.
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 08:23:26 PM »
you may have misunderstood them
think it was more like this

"im sorry mr davis but we've already sold spikers mom"
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 10:08:47 PM »
damn i want the elephant. a friend o mines neighbor has  a billy goat in his back yard. and an elephant is so much better than a billy goat.
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 10:31:56 PM »
You could just get it, then after two weeks when the novelty wears off and ownership becomes a burden you call animal control to come pick it up.
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 10:44:40 PM »
my son would love that thing. 2 weeks that all u give an elephant. damn jd  kinda pessimestic arent we, i saw at least a month. then the huge piles of shit everywhere. taht would suck.
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2009, 10:48:00 PM »
Quote from: papercuts on April 03, 2009, 10:44:40 PM
my son would love that thing. 2 weeks that all u give an elephant. damn jd  kinda pessimestic arent we, i saw at least a month. then the huge piles of shit everywhere. taht would suck.

Just train him to shit in the neighbor's yard, or on their car. Problem solved  :noel:
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 10:53:18 PM »
I don't think you realise how much shit that little fellow generates.  Two weeks is generous to anyone not raised on a farm, accustomed to cleaning a stable.

S/he does look like a happy little critter, though. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 11:32:10 PM »
that would be pretty fun until it got bigger and you couldnt jerk it around on a leash anymore
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2009, 09:54:07 AM »
and even as slow as the elaphant is he woudl still get it to you before the dogsled showed up
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Re: Elephant?
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2009, 12:33:07 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 03, 2009, 10:31:56 PM
You could just get it, then after two weeks when the novelty wears off and ownership becomes a burden you call animal control to come pick it up.


Fuck animal control, I'd let it loose on the town.
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