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[Doug]

Ok, so the problem started with one wild ass feral cat. It took up residence around our house and apparently spawned three more satan cats. The three left which was good, but the damn main one won't. Then it popped out two more, those two are still around and the main cat has since popped out three more. So now there are six of these annoying bastards around.

They have already bit/scratched two people at random (they are wild as hell), scratched up the cars, killing all the birds/squirrels, and have now tore a big hole in the insulation around the HVAC duct work under the house. There is no "leash law" out in the county, so the "pound" won't do anything about them.

So I'm looking for options to get rid of these annoying ass pest. I thought about just shooting them, but I only have a 30-06, which would make a big ass mess and noise (live in a neighborhood, so I don't see this going well). Thought about poisoning, but not sure what would do the trick quick/humanely and is readily available. Also thought about setting up a snare type trap where they are getting under the house. Any other creative ideas?

[hotrex]

30-06 sounds good.   whynot put out a have-a-heart style trap corral them all and then pour gas on them and light them on fire.   

[ryan89crx]

whynot put out a have-a-heart style trap corral them all and then pour gas on them and light them on fire.   

I second this.

[snarf]

get yourself a pitbull





and a camera









I think HF has those small traps, that may work

[hotrex]

or corral them and then putthem in a containerand dangleaextension cord into the water and electricute them to death.

or u could corral them and then shave there backs,  make a slice, and sew 2 cats together in pairs back to back and then release them

[Hotrodlincoln]

Catch 2 and tie there tails together. They'll fight to the death. Each one blaming the other for being tied up.

[shadow]

Ok, so the problem started with one wild ass feral cat. It took up residence around our house and apparently spawned three more satan cats. The three left which was good, but the damn main one won't. Then it popped out two more, those two are still around and the main cat has since popped out three more. So now there are six of these annoying bastards around.

They have already bit/scratched two people at random (they are wild as hell), scratched up the cars, killing all the birds/squirrels, and have now tore a big hole in the insulation around the HVAC duct work under the house. There is no "leash law" out in the county, so the "pound" won't do anything about them.

So I'm looking for options to get rid of these annoying ass pest. I thought about just shooting them, but I only have a 30-06, which would make a big ass mess and noise (live in a neighborhood, so I don't see this going well). Thought about poisoning, but not sure what would do the trick quick/humanely and is readily available. Also thought about setting up a snare type trap where they are getting under the house. Any other creative ideas?

FUCK YOU.

[jagojon3]

Just pet them, cats like that

[t_cel_t]

this is so easy, just go to walmart and get one of the crossman pump bb guns. dont get the red rider 1 pump, get the hunting pellets and go practice on some paper and get the sights perfect. now sit out in the yard and wait untill 1 gets within 10-15 feet and shoot the fucker through the eye. best case scenario the pellet goes through the eye into the brain and the fucker drops, next best is you took out one eye and hopefully the fucker dies from an infection.

[chris]

Dog=problem solved



Go down to the pound and find a pit mutt they give them away to white people. Cats gone and you get a friend.

[Ravage70]

I second the bibi gun idea, because if it doesn't die on the spot it will die eventually through some major pain.

[Phate]

Wont kill it, but if you shoot it enough it might piss them off until it leaves.  There's also a version that shoots real BBs (not airsoft), that probably will kill it.

I use one of these as a sidearm when I play airsoft.  Accurate as fuck within 50-75 feet.  Gets squirrels to leave real quick too.



This would work well too, but is a bit more expensive.  Use one as my primary airsoft gun.

plan C: kill it with fire

[NaturalDecimal]

Just pet them, cats like that

[narfdanarf]

After you get them trapped dip the end of your 30-06 in peanut butter and then stick it in the cage, and let them have their last meal.

[hotrex]

id wear a studded condom and intercourse their poopie holes.

[superdaveosbourne]

+1 to the pitbull idea.  My pit-black lab loves the way cats taste...  Won't have to feed him for a while either...

[ironcrx]

Cage trap.  Why sit around on your time waiting to shoot one?  Lay the trap, catch it, then turn the fuckers over to city/pound/who ever takes that shit.

[Joseph Davis]

You guys have something against the old antifreeze sponge?  For crying out loud it's just some stupid cats, why go through all that effort?  Lay out some sponges and forget about it.

[chris]

doesnt  Jorsher have dogs and live near you?

[Doug]

Cage trap.  Why sit around on your time waiting to shoot one?  Lay the trap, catch it, then turn the fuckers over to city/pound/who ever takes that shit.

Yeah only problem is I would either have to A) Buy the trap B) rent the trap from them which can only be rented out on a certain day and be back within two days and one trap at a time. Then I would have to transport them and don't want piss/shit/fleas in my car. Not to mention they would probably get caught in it one at a time which means six rentals and 12 trips total to the animal control.

doesnt  Jorsher have dogs and live near you?

Jorsher and I use to be room mates, but now I live about two hours away. His dog lives around a couple of cats that it hasn't eaten yet, so I don't really think that would work.


 

[CSaddict]

Im only here for the Hotrex responses.

[keelay]

I hate when people hurt animals. But I also hate annoying, rabid animals. I too have a problem. My neighbor has a big ass mutt dog that NEVER stops barking. All day, all night, barking. All the neighbors have complained to the owner, the police, and animal control. It's on his property, in a fence, so NOTHING is done about it. I've thought of MANY ways to handle this myself, but can't bring myself to KILL an animal just because it annoys me. Attacking on the other hand, like your situation, should be met with force.

[hatchboy]

keelay,

That, sir, i refuse to quote. That is fucked up. I am by no means a cat lover, but that kind of torturous shit erks me beyond belief.  That shouldn't be done to any animal..

[hatchboy]

How can you even look at that and not be disturbed? Let alone, REPOST that disgusting crap.

[keelay]

I said I don't condone, and refuse to hurt an animal that hasn't hurt anything else. Everyone else is talking about burning, poisoning, and shooting the damn thing, I just put the pic up. shit.

[keelay]

.....

[keelay]

Pulled the pic, I am sorry to those who saw it. It was in poor taste.

[t_cel_t]

what fucking pic? i want to see it.

[clwtwizted]

Cats love coolant. Its green kool-aid for cats!

[notfastcrx]

Cats love coolant. Its green kool-aid for cats!

+1

wait till they're around and set a nice big bowl of antifreeze out for them. problem solved