Topic: Staleard is broken down off of US-321 in NC (Read 7125 times)

Joseph Davis · « **on:** May 27, 2010, 09:08:10 PM »

Nevermind, I got it.

jabberwock · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:25:14 PM »

True story.. Im iphoning on the side of the road. Was hauling ass on a ramp and my shit just died. Never happened before... Blah

jabberwock · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:29:45 PM »

And i have to shit. Im sitting on the guard rail and i just felt a vibration... Something is out here with me..... Kids if i dont make it out of nc alive i want to tell you something...

Fuck your mother

crttaz · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:31:10 PM »

fuck you sister

Robb · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:31:42 PM »

Quote from: jabberwock on May 27, 2010, 10:29:45 PM

And i have to shit. Im sitting on the guard rail and i just felt a vibration... Something is out here with me..... Kids if i dont make it out of nc alive i want to tell you something...

Fuck your mother

If you hear banjo music...

Run.

arsenio · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:32:35 PM »

Are you saying you want your son to make sweet coitus with his mother?

jabberwock · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:34:20 PM »

Quote from: crttaz on May 27, 2010, 10:31:10 PM

fuck you sister

Not cool... Shes autistic.

So this carload of beaners pulled up. I thought it was JD so i waved like a homo (myself some would say). I'll probably be asked "ever had your shit pushed in" in a few minutes when they bring back their homies.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:45:26 PM »

Long money says you love it faggot.

jabberwock · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:50:09 PM »

Long money says i want to get the ffffuuuu to Atlanta

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:47:12 AM »

Operation: Save Staleard was a success!

jabberwock · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:51:32 AM »

Word... JD is the grand wizard do not ever question it. Baldnog is legit

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:16:16 AM »

I love the autistic ones, they dont fight back as hard when i whip out that

dick. BEEEEIIIITTTCHHH

crttaz · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:27:01 AM »

Quote from: jabberwock on May 27, 2010, 10:34:20 PM

Quote from: crttaz on May 27, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
fuck you sister
Not cool... Shes autistic.

So this carload of beaners pulled up. I thought it was JD so i waved like a homo (myself some would say). I'll probably be asked "ever had your shit pushed in" in a few minutes when they bring back their homies.

You fail at movie quotes.

Killer Karl: That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo mama!
Killer Karl: Two...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo sister!
Killer Karl: Three...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo grandma!

jabberwock · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2010, 04:45:54 AM »

Georgia smells like swampass

jabberwock · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2010, 02:22:33 PM »

You da man JD. Got home with no problems.

Kain · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2010, 02:41:01 PM »

oh god. what part of georgia?

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2010, 02:41:43 PM »

Kain · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2010, 04:22:16 PM »

oh god.

jabberwock · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2010, 04:54:05 PM »

Dacula... Not bad i had a hood time and met good people

Kain · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2010, 10:10:26 AM »

dacula? jesus what a shithole.

rawr2d2 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 01, 2010, 10:17:28 AM »

Quote from: jabberwock on May 28, 2010, 04:45:54 AM

Georgia smells like swampass

You're smelling kain.

jabberwock · « **Reply #21 on:** June 01, 2010, 10:28:44 AM »

Quote from: Kain on June 01, 2010, 10:10:26 AM

dacula? jesus what a shithole.

Dacula was not bad... It's basically the western panhandle of West Virginia but hot and flat. Lots of low rent mother fuckers, people with big houses selling dining room tables to pay the mortgage, country folks in denial of their country lifestyle.

Everything is spread out though, 15 minute drive to get to anything. Also Zaxby's is probably the most overrated chicken I've ever had.

I went to the Saturday night car meet at Gwinnett Place, some some neat shit. RB26 240sx, several turbo Stangs, the usual hype R's and multicolor Civics... I pretty much fit right in. There was however a severe lack of turbo cars with wastegate dumps. I made sure to rip mine every chance I got.

Also JD is my hero. Dude drove an hour and a half at night to fix my dank shit.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #22 on:** June 01, 2010, 10:29:35 AM »

Quote from: rawr2d2 on June 01, 2010, 10:17:28 AM

Quote from: jabberwock on May 28, 2010, 04:45:54 AM
Georgia smells like shortass

You're smelling kain.

NOT NICE

jabberwock · « **Reply #23 on:** June 01, 2010, 10:35:48 AM »

Also there is a huge Romanian population down there...

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