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[jarebear667]

Im going to vegas in a few weeks never been there want to check some shit out obviously, but im going with my girlfriend so no escorts and i hate gambling, but i love to drink and do fun shit, and mainly want to relax but for those who have been there what's sweet?

[jagojon3]

Rides on top of the stratosphere are pretty sweet, the one that shoots you up got my heart racing.

[JACER63]

drink
eat
passout
go to the shows are cool,  the bite rocks

[88dx]

Go down to freemont for a night, bunch of stuff to see live shows sluts I had a good time. Rent a scooter jump the speed bumps ride on the sidewalk, they are cheap :yes:. I went to a standup comedy show that was pretty good.  The Indoor go-carts kick ass and they had free shuttle service.

[ghettoturbo]

no gambling?

Its not really in vegas but the Hoover Dam is pretty wild if youre into things like that and dont mind a little trip out of town. 

Take a look at what comics will be there, they always have big names.  Ive seen Seinfeld there, Ray Romano and Kevin James, Frank Caliendo, and I'm seeing Ron White there in November. 

[jarebear667]

yea something about gambling pisses me off because i know the odds and they are not for me and i dont like that shit. i'd rather get blacked out drunk ha, yea deffinetly want to go check out the hoover dam that looks awesome!, and we are staying on some resort deal (like small apts) kinda near the strip i guess. im planning just a few days in some sandals by the pool just chilling and watching all the big ta tas walk by  :yes:
the stratasphere looks legit and i think they have a skydiving/bungy jump thing on there too.
go karts sound fun too are they actually fast? i kinda want to be indoors some of the time too since its going to be hot as hell i imagine.

[bigdaddyvtec]

Sluts.

That is all

[j.h.christ]

Sluts.

That is all

eloquent in its brevity.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Vegas is pretty over-rated, i dont see a point going there unless you really like gambling.  But since you're asking for what to do, i'll recomend that you gto the full auto shooting range and rent some full auto guns.

[TheMadScientist]

Do you like clubs? If so TAO, PURE, and LAX are ridiculous not my thing but I've been to them all and if you like clubs these are the ones. They are NOT bars they have bars but they are full on clubs. If you want to sit down your screwed if you don't pay for bottle service. Which is ridiculously expensive.

If you have a car valet it every where it's easier and most places its free. Its like $5 if its not and you feel like a pimp either way. Completly worth it.

There's a shnazzy place to eat at the luxor where are all the waitress' where like corsets and lingerie that's cool, pricey but cool, and good food.

If you like going shopping and feeling baller the shops at cesear palace are up there way way up there, and when you get to the back there's a lil' animatronic show with ceaser and shit.

The bellagio has a place in the back with the world's largest chocalate fountain  that has bad ass crepes 

If you got a girl with you go to the venetian and do the gondala thing with her pretty neat she'll dig it.

New york new york has the roller coaster that's not too bad.

The playboy club is off the strip at the tropicana (i think) hot chicks and it's not as packed as the other places and I had fun. Once again though it's all about bottle service.

Remember though vegas is about ballers and you got to pay to play.

[ratcityrex]

Go to the top of the rio, and get a drink called just what the doctor ordered. The go walk the strip trash and fuck with the sluts!

[LS1pwNzJ00]

I've been to the club TAO, the have lines for everything, its 3 floors/stories and there are lines to go back downstairs.  Heres a tip for getting down and passing the lines, doesn't work for going up.   Walk up to the bouncer/doorman that lets people downstairs and tell him "I need to go downstairs, I am diabetic and i need my insulin"  They'll let you down right away.  If they ask if you need medical attention just tell them no, you just need to go downstairs and get your insulin.  Fuck waiting 45 minutes just to go downstaits, plus you look like a boss.

[TheMadScientist]

Every major club has lines for everything. TAO though has a sweet restraunt at the bottom its pricey but good. Like I said though personally none of the clubs are worth going to without getting bottle service so you can sit down a chill. Plus you look baller as hell. Certain clubs you get your own waiter/waitress and theyll do everything for you. Theyll go get girls you want and bring them to you, its straight baller but super pricey. Fun to do at least once just to say you did it.

[jarebear667]

a lot of that shit sounds fun! too bad im bringing the woman! oh well! yea im thinking go karts and that kind of shit and whats it cost to shoot up with dem guns! not cheap im sure but that sounds like it would be a fun afternoon and my g/f would love that shit, tought her how to weld with a mig the other night she was getting the hang of the bead pretty fast and loved it!

[salesmonkey]

never bring a women to vegas unless you want to see stupid shit for $$$. vegas is about staying downtown where you forget what casino your even in and the buffets are cheap and delicious. tip is dont go to the glitter gulch. but sense your with your girlfriend go check out the green door. couples get half off i believe. you got to do at least a run threw the casinos downtown. they have girls pole dancing while you gamble or half naked ladys in some parts dealing. but for sure the GUN STORE, where you can shoot full autos like the tommy gun and the saw. 50$ for 50 rounds for the tommy or 60$ for 40 for the saw. campared to everything else its worth it. you will easily spend that elsewhere and feel ashamed of yourself.
   you will fit in at the strip because almost everyone is a couple or family over there. be prepare to spend a lot of money. there are a few things to watch for free as your walking the strip. theres a valcano that shoots fire at night and theres a pirate ship during day. so watch out for those and see what time they play so you know when to stop by. that will help spend some time and not waste money and keep the lady entertained.
  if you get some free time you should at least hit up a cheap craps table. and dont think the slot machines is a cheap way to have fun. you will lose your money just as fast playing those. but can be fun while waiting for your food or just walking by. main thing is try to enjoy yourself and not spend all your money in one place. last time i went i spent under 1k including plane ticket rental hotel. and i gambled several hundred away.  already planning on going in about 3 months. but then again i went with a few buddys and didnt go to stupid shows or expensive resteraunts. gambled, riped off strippers, gambled, yelled out the window of our car down the strip, then preceded to car jack three young ladys, gambled more, hit up some buffets, and got a suovenir from almost everywhere i went (for free). shot a tommy gun, went to another stip club, rode one of the roller coasters, gambled, tried to see how many pictures i could get in, and many other things. enjoy spending 3$+ for bottled water and pop everywhere.

[jagojon3]

I had a blast at glitter gulch, obviously your mileage may vary 

[bigdaddyvtec]

You do NOT bring Sluts to Whoreville....

[chris]

fastlap cart racing
40's on the strip
ride roll coasters
hit on black street walkers

[RotaryGeek]

You do NOT bring Sluts to Whoreville....

Lol thats where you go to get them. Or drop them off.....

[salesmonkey]

I had a blast at glitter gulch, obviously your mileage may vary 

the mileage definitly veried there.
dont get me wrong i had a good time there too BUT, i kinda robbed the stripers.  i had two huge titted whores liking me and swinging there tities in my face and dick. when they started talking cash when there was no agreement and was saying 300 dollars(not that i didnt have the cash) but being the jew i am i looked for a ten each and handed it to them. what happened next as my two friends were staring at me by the door not even they could believe it. they started giving me shit trying to make me go to the atm. i took the ten back from the main bitch that was fliping out.  with her high heels giving her a hight advantage and big firm breast(obviously fake) she was looking pretty destructive. i told her i didnt have the money or a card(both lies) and walked out not knowing if i was going to get stoped or not. besides a drink being thrown at me and followed by some black dude for a min. thats all that happened to me.
but the majority of the girls besides a few there were pretty nasty. when we first went in there was this nasty nigger with no tits dancing on the pole. i had two decent looking girls with huge knockers and nice bodys take me in the back my friend got a nigger. and my second friend got a very attractive russian girl. but compared to the full nude strip club we went to the next day it was nothing. the glitter gultch(better known as the gutter gooch) lets you drink but not full nude and at the time the ladys all together were substandard besides a few. oh and the way they make up there own $ amount per dance or time was the main rip off. they got my one friend of 120 dollars for maybe 5-6 min and my other friend for 60. me well only 10 for two. where all the other stip clubs do 20$ per dance standard and the songs are a real 3-4 min song. not a nigger jingle that lasts a min.

this all happened within the first day we were in vegas and the first two hours after getting to our hotel. so all three of us were pretty amped about the rest of the vegas trip. and again terrible idea of bringing your girl unless you're already married or getting married there. you might consider breaking up with her and bringing a friend.

[Stealthmode]

  If you're with your broad, and you can't get lost in shows/dance lounges in the hotel you're not staying in, during the day take your broad walking the strip and going to some shit like the caesars palace shops, or the pool. By night, find a cool dance lounge/half club/house of blues whatever to hang at.

  Vegas is really about being in your hotel though. You sleep there, you party there, and you do day shit at the pool or whatever. There's lots going on without you going to every fucken hotel on the strip. If you've never been there before, then my worst day in Vegas you'll think is out of this world, and that's all that really matters really.

[Phate]

Indoor Skydiving.  Not too terribly expensive, and fucking awesome.

Indoor skydiving windtunnel dudes flying Skydive

[92CXyD]

Go to the Stratosphere lunch Buffet on a Sunday at about 2:30 pm.

Graze 'til 3:00 when the seafood buffet starts.

Eat all you want including the crab.

All for the price of the lunch buffet, save tons of money that way.

I ate so much white crab (5 plates, a lot of work breaking shells) that was still full 24hrs later. ;D :yes:

There is also a restaurant the locals eat at where you can get all u can eat prime rib for $3 24hr/7days. (off the strip)

[97Econobox]

the pirate show at the mirage got dismantled years ago dudes.  i was there in like 04 or 05 and one ship was left.  like 2 dudes died or something so they closed it down.

In 2003, the hotel largely abandoned its pirate theme for a more contemporary resort in efforts to focus more on adults. The original arcade and kid-friendly pool areas were replaced with an adult-friendly hot tub, contemporary nightclub and party bar. The famous skull-and-crossbones sign at the Strip entrance was replaced by one reading simply "ti" that is also a large LCD  video screen

[ghettoturbo]

the pirate show at the mirage got dismantled years ago dudes.  i was there in like 04 or 05 and one ship was left.  like 2 dudes died or something so they closed it down.

In 2003, the hotel largely abandoned its pirate theme for a more contemporary resort in efforts to focus more on adults. The original arcade and kid-friendly pool areas were replaced with an adult-friendly hot tub, contemporary nightclub and party bar. The famous skull-and-crossbones sign at the Strip entrance was replaced by one reading simply "ti" that is also a large LCD  video screen

That quote is talking about treasure island.  But I hate that "Ti" sign.  The hotel is Treasure Island, and it looks old/classic, they are trying to make it look "hip" with the new sign. 


Anyway, I almost forgot about the restaurant at the top of the Stratosphere that spins, its pretty pimp.  If i remember right it semi-expensive though, but it looks wicked at night when you can see the lights as you spin.

-Jay

[AndrexXxo]

I was there last Nov and can vouch that the pirate show its still on for free at around 8 pm if im correct

[jarebear667]

as for food and shit like that we are staying at resort. condo dealio, like an apt and we're going to get food and booze on sunday, and just chill and eat at the place most of the time. since im not a big fan of eating out all the time. i'd rather grill up a burger instead of having some nasty buffet.

[97Econobox]

I was there last Nov and can vouch that the pirate show its still on for free at around 8 pm if im correct

The one in front of treasure Island?  wtf?  when i was there they had already taken one boat completely out with teh second still there, no water or nothing

..........

ok never mind quick google trip later i realize its a different pirate show now.

http://www.treasureisland.com/shows/sirens_of_ti.aspx

this one is appreantly all about chicks.  where the first one is more of a pirate ship fight type deal.

[raiden571]

legal prostitution

[jarebear667]

sitting in the air port enjoying my last beer in vegas, drank a lot! hot as hell but it was dry heat to i didnt sweat my ass off, we stayed at summers bay resort it was pretty fucking nice pools and grills and full size kitchen to food was on the cheep and i didnt have to go out all the time to eat and i could get buzed up on the cheap too before i went out, checked out the hoover dam and the grand canyon both were amazing, but fuck the indians at the canyon.  charging loads of money!, didnt lose money gambling came out 100 ahead. payed for the go Karting my girlfriend and i did. went to the stratosphere and did the space shot fuck that was intense. saw all the shows on the strip all were impressive the whole city is, i want to come back, freemont is the place to gamble i wouldnt on the new strip its too annoying down there. but the shows kick ass, went on the paris to watch the water show, everything was better than i thought and the "free" beer at the blackjack tables and they wernt lame about it every 15 minutes they would ask you if you wanted anything. and the dealers at the golden nugget (i think) were HOT i mean HOT so many good looking women to decieve you and take your money ahha they were like strippers but didnt take their clothes off, well im tire of blabbing ! peace!