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I will flip burgers for long hours and minimum wage to feed my family

I'lll work part time at McDonalds and sling some weed on the side.

Fuck you!  I sling shit three nights a week and worry about the man, not money.

I steal cars for a living,

I have a real job.

When I say I have a real job I don't mean I'm getting handouts.

[Joseph Davis]

I make this poll prepared to be disappointed.

[snm95ls]

I make this poll prepared to be disappointed.

You make poll?

Do you have a Slovic accent/bad English now?

 ;D

[Doug]

I don't see the welfare option

[crttaz]

18 hours a week picking up blood and poo samples from vets. Sometimes you get a biopsy or slides.

$360 a week before gas, so about $300 a week for 18 hours of driving. Now if I'd only pay my self employment taxes........

I'll never flip burgers or work fries....my ex-wife did that....nothing like coming home smelling like McD fries.

[HiProfile]

Fuck you!  I sling shit three nights a week and worry about the man, not money.   1 (6.3%)

I see keelay voted already.




I voted for stealing cars, however I look at it a different way. I rid people of their unreliable heaps - I only steal pre-'00 cars, and any year chrysler.

[Joseph Davis]

I don't see the welfare option

I don't see the welfare option

Read the last two options over again, and think about it.

Fuck you!  I sling shit three nights a week and worry about the man, not money.   1 (6.3%)

I see keelay voted already.

Really?  I figured that was Scottsi.

[SgtB]

I punch stainless steel machinery 10 hours a day in an attempt to repair it. I can't pay shit flipping burgers. I have far too many toys that own me now.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

How did you know my folliclely challenged friend

[d112crzy]

I'll never flip burgers or work fries....my ex-wife did that....nothing like coming home smelling like McD fries.

:yes:

[jabberwock]

Deliver pizzas, have your car smell like pizza for weeks... fail.  Smelly jobs = you smell like whatever you are dealing with = fail.

[NaturalDecimal]

i want to smell like wealthy older men, cigars, and smirnoff ice

[98vtec]

was a waiter for 2 years at a BBQ restaurant.  Never again.

worked in the food business for 5 years combined.  never again.

i now turn wrenches and get paid by the hour, not the job, praying a little rice boy will come in looking to get tuned so i can make decent money.

i need to get out of this city.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

i want to smell like wealthy older men, cigars, and smirnoff ice

You  want to be old men's little russian sex boy?

[hotrex]

i like the taste of 1/4 wheel grit in my teeth. the smell of seared flesh and flashburn. .i love coming home to my wife and shoving  my sweaty smelly cock right in her mouth and slappin my hot sticky ball sack on her chin

[Joseph Davis]

It's not rape if she doesn't go to the police, right?

[Passenger]

It's not rape if she doesn't go to the police, right?

Is it rape if she doesn't go to the police because he is blackmailing her with adultery for hitting up the mailman?

[imburne]

[NaturalDecimal]

i want to smell like wealthy older men, cigars, and smirnoff ice

You  want to be old men's little russian sex boy?

with all your heart

[CSaddict]

I am far too skilled at this point in my life to ever have to work fast food. But if I wasn't, I would do any paying job to provide for my family.

[TheMadScientist]

I am far too skilled at this point in my life to ever have to work fast food. But if I wasn't, I would do any paying job to provide for my family.

+1

Also, I quite enjoyed being a waiter. Wouldn't mind being a bartender at some lil' bar as a second job.

[turbob16hatch]

I am far too skilled at this point in my life to ever have to work fast food. But if I wasn't, I would do any paying job to provide for my family.

+1 (if i had a family)

but whats sad is i know and have seen someone with tons to lose throw it all away to chase a pipe dream pay day. Well that never happened and they went from living well in a $350k house to living in a $750/m apt in 3 yrs with a forcloser under there belt. all because working a menial shit job was to "beneath" him. pretty fucked up to watch it all play out.

[hotrex]

yea played out like yo moms chinnacles

[Joseph Davis]

I know for a fact that two members here steal cars, one of which only suspects that I know, and neither of them voted.

[CSaddict]

Out them. Do it.

[Joseph Davis]

Not if they've gone legit, and 60 votes deep it looks that way.

[dvst8r]

I went joyriding as a kid with others, a couple times, but never actually had the balls to take a car myself.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

I've never taken anyones car who didnt want it taken.   

[Doug]

I don't see the welfare option

I don't see the welfare option

Read the last two options over again, and think about it.

Fuck you and your metaphors, I'm a literal person. Say what you mean old man, I don't have time for your riddles.

[rawr2d2]

Obvious choice is pretty obvious.

[keelay]

Fuck you!  I sling shit three nights a week and worry about the man, not money.   1 (6.3%)

I see keelay voted already.

And what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I've never done more than selling close friends small amounts of bud, back in high school. Fuck what you THINK you know about me. With the exception of 6 months unemployment, I've busted my ass working since I was 16.

Really?  I figured that was Scottsi.

If I were calling people out, that would have been my choice.

I know for a fact that two members here steal cars, one of which only suspects that I know, and neither of them voted.

Fuck that. I hate a thief with a passion. (Most) People work hard for what they have, just to have it taken from them by some punk trick bitch. Not that I've always been honest and moral, but I've never stolen anything from an individual. I have (back in the younger, dumber years) lifted shit from employers, and some companies. But I've never been so greedy as to deprive a person of something they worked hard for.
  Thieves have a special place in hell. Next to the kid touchers, and murderers, and mexicans.