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Kain loses his virginity to a GIRL

1 (0.6%)

Kain loses his virginity, of the anal variety, to a man

13 (8.2%)

Buk loses his virginity to another sand coon

7 (4.4%)

Buk jihad's the trail

13 (8.2%)

Buk and Kain tag team n/a mikes exwife for $5

8 (5%)

JD grows his hair back (this will never happen but i had to add it)

6 (3.8%)

Spiker bangs Vicki Vallencourt and sends a vid of it to JD, JD cries, then fap's. Using his tears as lubrication

11 (6.9%)

Spiker loses 5lbs

3 (1.9%)

Spiker And Jhchrist fight and it resembles a sumo wrestling match, they tire out in less than 1 minute

11 (6.9%)

Buk starts up a manifold business, outsells CCFab, quality is top notch and so is business, until he accidently ships a IED to a customer instead of a mani

11 (6.9%)

Lightweight jammin

16 (10.1%)

keelay goes to jail for beating retarded kid and holding underwater until he fights back, or drowns

7 (4.4%)

someone pees in dougs shower and he goes ballastic on them (see video of JD fighting as a child thread)

10 (6.3%)

nw vs ne pinks (yeah right)

4 (2.5%)

Noodles ends up with yuriney, JD cries, then fap's..... to yuriney

4 (2.5%)

Urban Indians titties grow larger than spikers and JHchrists combined, makes 'its a trap' pictures, JD faps

13 (8.2%)

Ching CHONG MEOWWWW my peenas so whittle!!! look like girl jyna! teeeheee HOnG KONgG!

9 (5.7%)

Stealthmode buys working built transmission, runs consistant 12.8's. TOOOOO FASSSTtTTTT

12 (7.5%)

Total Members Voted: 37

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Epic poll is epic

[sewell94]

Good Poll, not epic,   Its missing to many options. 
 
Below is an example as almost epic poll.

Vickie Valencourt is an ugly whore,    5 (9.4%)
Shampooing my hair is one of each days greatest pleasures   7 (13.2%)
JDSAP   1 (1.9%)
OCZC   0 (0%)
Snitchnigger what??   1 (1.9%)
Who cares, UI isn't going to get his car done anyways.    1 (1.9%)
FAKLAb16   1 (1.9%)
I don't wanna go to the meet, I think NW niggas are gay    2 (3.8%)
I really wanna go, but i'm afraid i'm going to fall in love with Big Daddy   1 (1.9%)
WTF   0 (0%)
Go NINJAS GO NINJAS GO   2 (3.8%)
IS this GUY serious? the song from TMNT 2, fuck   0 (0%)
WTF IS wrong with Sewell,  but his polls are the best   0 (0%)
Sewell guy seems cool as fuck, no wonder Jd doesnt want to go, how bad is Jd going to looked compare to Sewell   4 (7.5%)
Fuck Sewell, i'd suck Jd off   2 (3.8%)
I'd suck Jd and Sewell off   0 (0%)
What the hell i'dsuck Big Daddy off too.   0 (0%)
IS JD comming to the meet?   1 (1.9%)
Asain Chow> Panda Express   1 (1.9%)
Jack in the box> Whataburger   0 (0%)
Pizza Hut> Papa Johns   0 (0%)
How come it doesnt say how many i can vote for??   3 (5.7%)
The End   0 (0%)
WTF 8 Views and still no votes??   0 (0%)
Well Played Sir   2 (3.8%)
HHH   4 (7.5%)
.   0 (0%)
.   0 (0%)
.   0 (0%)
ok   4 (7.5%)
Crx   11 (20.8%)
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Total Voters: 52

[Doug]

epic poll could have been better.
i voted for ching chong meow, only voted for one cause 6 things can't happen "first"

Unless they all happen simultaneously. Pee in my shower and I'll pee on your grave.

[sewell94]

For the record, BUK told me that he finally lost it.

[Doug]

For the record, BUK told me that he finally lost it.

Poor poor pigeon.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

I'll give buk some credit though, he created some epic threads, such as the pigeon one, and the one about the cambodian galaxy traveler.  Many lulz were had.

[NaturalDecimal]

 

[LS1pwNzJ00]

Looks like everyone is in agreeance, kain will never get pussy in his life.

[Hotrodlincoln]

Looks like everyone is in agreeance, kain will never get pussy in his life.

+1

[crttaz]

Looks like everyone is in agreeance, kain will never get pussy in his life.

+1

+10^1,000,000

[Kain]

god dammit.

[Joseph Davis]

You may be missing out on the poon, Good Sir Kain, but you are also missing out on the miserable bitch that acts as the life support system for said poon.  One in a hundred women are super sweet, but in 5-10 years or promptly after pushing out a puppy 99 in 100 of the super rare attractive sweet ones look like Chuck's wife about the time he divorced her.  Basically, even if there's a good person attached to the pussy, at some point you end up not wanting to fuck the pussy anymore.

Don't let it bug you unless you really want kids.

[NaturalDecimal]

I don't know how someone can be a functioning and productive member of society and not get their bird wet by 24. Then again that has nothing to do with Kain.

ROTARIES RUUUUL RHMT DRUUUULLLL

[LS1pwNzJ00]

You may be missing out on the poon, Good Sir Kain, but you are also missing out on the miserable bitch that acts as the life support system for said poon.  One in a hundred women are super sweet, but in 5-10 years or promptly after pushing out a puppy 99 in 100 of the super rare attractive sweet ones look like Chuck's wife about the time he divorced her.  Basically, even if there's a good person attached to the pussy, at some point you end up not wanting to fuck the pussy anymore.

Don't let it bug you unless you really want kids.

JD speeks tr00f

[Jorsher]

You may be missing out on the poon, Good Sir Kain, but you are also missing out on the miserable bitch that acts as the life support system for said poon.  One in a hundred women are super sweet, but in 5-10 years or promptly after pushing out a puppy 99 in 100 of the super rare attractive sweet ones look like Chuck's wife about the time he divorced her.  Basically, even if there's a good person attached to the pussy, at some point you end up not wanting to fuck the pussy anymore.

Don't let it bug you unless you really want kids.

JD speeks tr00f

I'm fairly certain I'll die single.  Not only because of my freakishly disproportionate head/body and my standards are higher than what someone's would be that's attracted to me, but for the reason quoted above.  Any female I've been in a serious relationship with always seems fine at first then gets progressively crazier.  By that point, the "fun times" usually becomes a boring routine.  I value my freedom A LOT and being able to do what I want, when I want, how I want, with who I want is fucking awesome.  I prefer a slightly slutty female who's fun to spend time with but values their own freedom as much as I value mine.  All the benefits of a female (body), without the downsides of a relationship.

Don't take this as meaning it's OK to not have pussy by your age... I'm saying find a slut that you can have fun with but fuck all the seriousness.

[crttaz]

god dammit.

you voted for yourself??

HHOL, that is sad!!!!!

I tried the marriage thing once....never again unless I'm on my deathbead, only then so someone can collect my death benefits.

[Jorsher]

As stated earlier there are a FEW wonderful womens that I would gladly go into a binding contract with, but they are few and far between and usually already married.  At the risk of hearing some Alabama jokes, my aunt is a pretty fucking cool woman that does what a woman should do without being asked or bitching or using it as a reason for special treatment, and is laid back as fuck.  My good friend has a good one, but it's only because she's too stupid to be a bitch, but she's unfortunately also too stupid to tolerate for a long period of time...perfect for his dumb ass though.

[crttaz]

With that said, understand the girl I stayed with in Mich, she is 22 now, gave birth to Jayson, my god-grandson.

I was her friend, father figure, brother figure, and when it got ugly, just a good shoulder to lean on. When I sold my Trans Am, she was the only person worthy and trusting of it.

She is a true SOUL mate to which both of us do not understand why. I know her thoughts as she knows mine without talking.

[LS1pwNzJ00]

With that said, understand the girl I stayed with in Mich, she is 22 now, gave birth to Jayson, my god-grandson.

I was her friend, father figure, brother figure, and when it got ugly, just a good shoulder to lean on. When I sold my Trans Am, she was the only person worthy and trusting of it.

She is a true SOUL mate to which both of us do not understand why. I know her thoughts as she knows mine without talking.

Thats some maury shit bone, banging your son's girlfriend and becoming a step dad to your grandson.  Maury i say, maury.

[Joseph Davis]

ZING!