I dropped my cigarette in my lap driving down the street, and it was burning a hole in my crotch, I didn't want to catch my dick on fire so I dug for the cigarette, and right before I grabbed it, I realized i spilled a bunch of gas on my flanel shirt just a minute before at the gas station, and my whole arm was on fire. So I rolled down my window and stuck my arm out to try to let the wind blow it out, and a damn cop pulls me over.
He wrote me a ticket for waving a firearm out of the window...........I don't even have a gun in this truck. Holy Shit......I'DrunK. Does this make sense to you or am i too drunk to twitter withyall.
This is me.....after the asshole cop wrote the ticket. I was still blazin'.