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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2009, 10:15:33 PM »

There isnt a day that goes by that i dont fear an upcoming zombie attack.

I feel your pain crossed eyed yellow man.

and mountain bike>road bike. You know why? The mad debris that the people leave when there is a panic.

See any zombie/apocalypse movie and you will understand.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2009, 12:34:54 AM »


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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2009, 09:01:19 AM »

I am a rugged motherfucker so I'll see how many I can take out with my crossbow.

Best I've done so far is a black bear at about 50 yards. Broadhead arrows fuck stuff up.

My father has one of those.  Hell of a lot more powerful than most people think.  Go through body armor like butter too.  Might be my next purchase.  Unlimited ammo as long as you rip it out of the zombie's face after.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2009, 01:29:04 PM »

There isnt a day that goes by that i dont fear an upcoming zombie attack.

I think about it everyday, actually i kinda hope for it lol, maybe get some excitement in my life, i would go pick up a tank, and cal it a day!


« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 01:46:18 PM by bizzy911 »
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2009, 02:51:28 PM »



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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2009, 03:43:37 PM »

Through intensive research of zombie video games I have determined reloading gets you killed.  Get the biggest bullet you can with the highest capacity magazine you can and you'll be teh Winn4Rz!

That's what this is for:
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=127325019

Plus I have access to thousands of pounds of C4 , a .50 cal barrett with over 1000 rounds, Thermite grenades and no less than 10,000 rounds of 5.56mm for my M4. All less than 30 minutes from home. 10 if I'm moving real fast and believe me I would be. My supervisor and I have actually had this conversation quite a few times.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2009, 07:42:17 PM »

im glad someone else takes this shit seriously.  Also weight is a factor, .50cal is a fine round, but you can carry tons of 22,9mm, or 7.62x39 or even 556 compare to .50cal.   
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2009, 10:29:44 PM »

a 22 caliber round is enough to pierce a zombies decaying skull


unless you have them funneled into a hallway and can take out many at the same time 50cal owns
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2009, 10:30:26 PM »

Just got the dirtbike running this past weekend to be prepared for such an event.  My strategy would probably be to hijack a boat preferably sailboat, pretty sure zombies can't swim.

I never thought I'd be on a boat.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2009, 10:39:03 PM »

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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2009, 11:13:30 PM »

Fuck M60's in a Ford (it won't be Zombies "found on road dead"), everyone know's you only kill zombies with a GMC & a minigun - A-Team style:

Motorcade protection



Missiles & lasers for the really long-range shit:






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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2009, 11:23:35 PM »

im definately killing my way to the marina and hijacking a boat
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2009, 11:25:53 PM »

you got a boat sweet, but what about food and water? are you on lake erie or the atlantic ocean?
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2009, 11:32:49 PM »


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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2009, 01:13:26 AM »

you got a boat sweet, but what about food and water? are you on lake erie or the atlantic ocean?
I can goto either a lake or the bay/ocean

I will kill my way back onto land to scavenge for food and water.  i can fish for food in the bay but the ocean would make finding water difficult.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2009, 02:03:44 AM »

you mothefuckin faggots have never read world war z by the sound of it

i will upload a direct link to this later today
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2009, 02:37:05 AM »

Car of choice





weapons
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for when i need to mow my way a path

Stronghold

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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2009, 02:50:40 AM »

fuck a tommy gun, those things are heavy as fuck
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2009, 04:57:07 AM »

fuck a tommy gun, those things are heavy as fuck

when your light sub machine gun runs out of ammo because you didnt carry enough clips dont come crying to me  ;D
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2009, 08:06:28 AM »

  A guy I know has all of these, and he's an American badass.  ;)



every man should have that as his best friends  O0
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2009, 08:48:59 AM »

you got a boat sweet, but what about food and water? are you on lake erie or the atlantic ocean?
I can goto either a lake or the bay/ocean

I will kill my way back onto land to scavenge for food and water.  i can fish for food in the bay but the ocean would make finding water difficult.

I'd have one of those machines from water world where you piss into it and it makes water.  Plus I'd eventually make my way to a big oil tanker or cargo ship, that should have plenty of food for a while.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2009, 04:43:19 PM »

WTF is this thing.... Seriously

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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #53 on: April 21, 2009, 04:56:40 PM »



here you go dumb africas, the entire e-book of "world war z" that brings up the rather obvious point that all you slant eyes aint goin nowhere on boats, the fact that you couldnt survive without msg and a microwave for a weekend notwithstanding
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #54 on: April 21, 2009, 05:38:42 PM »

dirty russian, maybe you should read Zombie Survival Guide as well.... can't be an expert by reading just 1 book. Anything by Max Brooks is golden. and FYI boats ARE a safe place. Oil Rigs = safer.

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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #55 on: April 21, 2009, 06:28:49 PM »

wrong you herpe ridden gutter slut
maybe you should read books about something besides zombies and santa  :o

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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #56 on: April 21, 2009, 06:37:07 PM »

WTF is this thing.... Seriously



That's a modified F350 Used by private security [bodyguards] in Iraq and Afghanistan. Fully armored and armed. That looks like an early model. The ones here now are much more finished and professional looking.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #57 on: April 21, 2009, 08:07:02 PM »

fuck i want one of these things I saw on tv the other day.

it was a Suburban gmc that had a mini gunship POP out of the roof. Had capability of shooting 5000 rounds a minute or some shit and had a 360 degree movement capability.
Shit was BA, (used for convoy protection or something?) I wish I had pics it was BA
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #58 on: April 21, 2009, 09:15:53 PM »

Except is that it was gunned by one person, and was a turrent that was operated manually.


I think one of those IFS deals for sniping from behind and the fully auto thing gunned by a person would be a good combo to protect the fortress that you create.
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Re: Zombie Contingency thread
« Reply #59 on: April 21, 2009, 09:50:26 PM »

I'll be the first to kill zombie yuriy, or should I let buk do it?
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