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Jamaica Birches!!!
« on: June 06, 2012, 01:32:27 PM »

Jamaica, Yep.... Going On vacation. Leaving this weekend. Gonna Get shit faced on the beach and get a white man sunburn. Fuck Ya!! All inclusive! All the booze I can drink is included! Smoken Dealz too!




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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2012, 10:17:45 PM »

I would be more jealous if it was winter. Still cool anyway :)

I'm going to Ottawa next week, a bit less fun... But I'm paid to go so it's win  ;DDD
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2012, 10:24:26 PM »

I would be more jealous if it was winter. Still cool anyway :)

I'm going to Ottawa next week, a bit less fun... But I'm paid to go so it's win  ;DDD

to put our lives in perspective, you couldn't pay me to visit any part of french canada, let alone the capital city of ontario.
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2012, 10:34:33 PM »

Ottawa is in Ontario. Quebec is the capital of Quebec. Retard.
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2012, 12:15:06 AM »

Ottawa is in Ontario. Quebec is the capital of Quebec. Retard.

shows you how much anyone cares about canada...
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2012, 12:20:41 AM »

I would be more jealous if it was winter. Still cool anyway :)

I'm going to Ottawa next week, a bit less fun... But I'm paid to go so it's win  ;DDD

to put our lives in perspective, you couldn't pay me to visit any part of french canada, let alone the capital city of ontario.

Close.

I know you don't care, but for the sake of the one person out there that may... Toronto is the Capital city of the province of Ontario. Ottawa is the capital city of Canada, which happens to be in Ontario.

Westlock is the hole of a town where 2wd mid 80's chev reg cab long box trucks with the no hole centerline wheels and dual exhaust with glass packs and running boards and sun visors, still rule the street. This also happens to be the same place where I am writing this from.
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2012, 12:38:49 AM »

I would die if all the booze were included  :o How much does a trip like this cost I need a badass vacation to jamaica someday when im not poor
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2012, 01:10:26 AM »

Well it was just under 3k for 2 people round trip with airfare and all the booze food for 9 days
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2012, 01:46:21 AM »

So if I pay the extra bag fee can u take my large case weights around 170lbs bout 6' tall?
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2012, 01:48:28 AM »

god dam 3k isnt bad that place would be out of business after I drank all the booze  :noel: Do they include free hookers and blow?
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2012, 01:55:47 AM »

god dam 3k isnt bad that place would be out of business after I drank all the booze  :noel: Do they include free hookers and blow?

Only on the weekends
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2012, 02:06:14 AM »

They give u 4 5ths of booze in your room every 2 days. And stock your fridge with beer and water and soda as well. Along with all 8 bars they have on site, free all day and the sports bar is open 24hrs a day. If you want to get Shitty, this is the hotel for you. They have them all over the world. I stayed with them in cabo san Lucas a few year back. It's www.riu.com sign up to there email and they will send offers about 2 time a month with deals they r having. I'm staying in Ocho Rios Jamaica. Place has L
Like 900 rooms.
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2012, 03:21:26 AM »

Well it was just under 3k for 2 people round trip with airfare and all the booze food for 9 days

that amount of money would help finish by turbo build and actually get my car running. it's been under the knife for 1 month now because i ran out of funds to finish the turbo miata.

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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2012, 08:41:08 AM »

Can you guys in US go to Cuba?

Sometimes it's as low as 700$/person and everything is included. 4 stars hotel, drinks, food.

Bar on the beach, bar in hotel, bar in pool. It's pretty awesome for that price actually...

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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2012, 08:43:46 AM »

Ottawa is in Ontario. Quebec is the capital of Quebec. Retard.

shows you how much cultivated we are...

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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2012, 08:51:26 AM »

Can you guys in US go to Cuba?

Sometimes it's as low as 700$/person and everything is included. 4 stars hotel, drinks, food.

Bar on the beach, bar in hotel, bar in pool. It's pretty awesome for that price actually...

They understand you, when you talk?  :noel:

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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2012, 08:56:15 AM »

Can you guys in US go to Cuba?

Sometimes it's as low as 700$/person and everything is included. 4 stars hotel, drinks, food.

Bar on the beach, bar in hotel, bar in pool. It's pretty awesome for that price actually...

They understand you, when you talk?  :noel:

They even speak French motherfucker! In fact, some of them were talking like 4 or 5 languages. Not the cleaners, but entertainment people.

In my case I was speaking a bit of spanish and english because I know they all understand it :P
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2012, 08:08:05 PM »

I would be more jealous if it was winter. Still cool anyway :)

I'm going to Ottawa next week, a bit less fun... But I'm paid to go so it's win  ;DDD

to put our lives in perspective, you couldn't pay me to visit any part of french canada, let alone the capital city of ontario.

Close.

I know you don't care, but for the sake of the one person out there that may... Toronto is the Capital city of the province of Ontario. Ottawa is the capital city of Canada, which happens to be in Ontario.

Westlock is the hole of a town where 2wd mid 80's chev reg cab long box trucks with the no hole centerline wheels and dual exhaust with glass packs and running boards and sun visors, still rule the street. This also happens to be the same place where I am writing this from.

actually, i do care, and upon further review i was right with my original post of "to put our lives in perspective, you couldn't pay me to visit any part of french canada, let alone the capital."

i thought ottawa was the fucking capital of the country, and frenchy had me confused. figures, as he shares his lineage with the same retards that built the maginot line.

in closing, the only place i would really like to visit in canada would be levi's cousins vagina, and the highway of heroes.

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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2012, 09:54:49 PM »

Went to a Jamaican resort 2 years ago.  It was the utter shiznit. 
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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2012, 08:59:18 AM »

I would be more jealous if it was winter. Still cool anyway :)

I'm going to Ottawa next week, a bit less fun... But I'm paid to go so it's win  ;DDD

to put our lives in perspective, you couldn't pay me to visit any part of french canada, let alone the capital city of ontario.

Close.

I know you don't care, but for the sake of the one person out there that may... Toronto is the Capital city of the province of Ontario. Ottawa is the capital city of Canada, which happens to be in Ontario.

Westlock is the hole of a town where 2wd mid 80's chev reg cab long box trucks with the no hole centerline wheels and dual exhaust with glass packs and running boards and sun visors, still rule the street. This also happens to be the same place where I am writing this from.

actually, i do care, and upon further review i was right with my original post of "to put our lives in perspective, you couldn't pay me to visit any part of french canada, let alone the capital."

i thought ottawa was the fucking capital of the country, and frenchy had me confused. figures, as he shares his lineage with the same retards that built the maginot line.

in closing, the only place i would really like to visit in canada would be levi's cousins vagina, and the highway of heroes.

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I said that Ottawa was in Ontario (English) not that it was the capital of Ontario. I assumed that you knew it was the capital of Canada, just not where it was.

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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2012, 03:35:56 PM »

in closing, the only place i would really like to visit in canada would be levi's cousins vagina, and the highway of heroes.

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Re: Jamaica Birches!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2012, 03:07:20 AM »

At the airport waiting for my 1255am flight to Houston. Then to Jamaica....
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« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2012, 01:45:13 PM »

Sitting in Jamaica airport waiting to go home. :'( fuck I wish I wad staying. This place is amazing. I will defiantly be coming back. I'll upload some pictures in the next few days once I get home and get settled. But this place is the shit. Beaches are amazing, most the white chicks on the beach are dime pieces, and let it all hang out. I'm sure I ate and drank my moneys worth with this all inclusive hotel. I also don't think I've been offered to smoke pot so much in my life. But everything I saw looked like it had some skunk to it
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« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2012, 02:43:53 PM »

Lucky you!
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« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2012, 04:36:36 PM »

So did you indulge?
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« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2012, 05:12:01 PM »

i went there in january a couple yrs ago it was fuckin nice.  not sure why anyone would go there in the middle of summer though.. unless your from some place that really sucks.  we were in negril at an all inclusive.. thing is all they have is jamiacan rum and red stripe, both of which suck to drink alot of
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« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2012, 07:41:42 PM »

So did you indulge?

Fuck yeah I did.
i went there in january a couple yrs ago it was fuckin nice.  not sure why anyone would go there in the middle of summer though.. unless your from some place that really sucks.  we were in negril at an all inclusive.. thing is all they have is jamiacan rum and red stripe, both of which suck to drink alot of


Yes the beer and rum suck. So I drink vodka. And it was only like 60* in Seattle when I left. 90* and 15mph winds = way better than Seattle weather. I went to Ocho Rios. And stayed with a hotel chain called Riu. Fucking awesome. Wish I was still there.
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« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2012, 12:01:38 PM »

did you hear those wierd ass bugs or frogs that chirp at night?  it sounded like a musical insturment or somthin... shit was wierd.   fuck i miss the jerk chicken from the resort, they would just take a young chicken, meat cleaver it right in half and cook it in that jerk paste.. so fuckin good
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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2012, 05:01:47 PM »

pictures
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« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2012, 08:10:55 PM »

pictures


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