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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 01:42:29 AM »

I think you got your link wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 01:43:56 AM »

thats one bad ass mother fucker
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 01:46:11 AM »

I think you got your link wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

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i have to say, chuck might just be one upped.

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 03:19:09 AM »

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 07:45:58 AM »

Early life - Shot a bunch of people
Later life - Got shot

Whodathunkit
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 11:18:53 AM »

Yeah this guy is bad ass. I turn into a pussy when it gets below 40 degrees outside. Got dayum -40?
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 11:19:21 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_Häyhä

He gets my vote I never heard of a sniper that successful before.

And he was a dog breeder I wonder if he breed Karelian Bear dogs like mine. :yes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karelian_Bear_Dog

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2009, 11:29:07 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin

nah, he was just a dumbass.

Early life - Shot a bunch of people
Later life - Got shot

Whodathunkit

in the face, and didnt die.
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 11:39:59 AM »

carlos hathcock would kill everyone listed and go eat dinner like nothing happened.
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 01:01:20 PM »

his kill to death ratio is superb :) and with an iron sight
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 01:32:28 PM »

carlos hathcock would kill everyone listed and go eat dinner like nothing happened.
93 vs 700+

yah. lets see if he can do that in 40 below weather and with little food and the russians carpet bombing you.

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2009, 02:19:19 PM »

not only that but dude lived to be almost 100 years old.
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2009, 03:21:38 PM »

Damn I thought Norwegiens were though. ;D

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2009, 03:31:58 PM »

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2009, 03:37:52 PM »

good text in that link.

how come wiki cann't be like that.

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2009, 04:03:42 PM »

Simo also lived until he was 97 Yrs old.

Killed 540+ people
Face shot off
lived to 97
a little over 5 ft tall.

A true badass
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2009, 05:10:13 PM »


a little over 5 ft tall.

i now see why kain made a thread about it
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2009, 05:18:21 PM »

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,627139,00.html

This guy pwns all your choices...

A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.

The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.

He and a friend had been drinking on the bank of the river Isar in Munich when they spotted Steven L., a tourist from the eastern German state of Brandenburg, and chose to take offense at the man's eastern accent.

They hurled abuse at him, shouting: "Piss off you eastern pig, they should rebuild the Wall right up to the sky because of you."

After they had finished using the swan to hit the easterner, they went on to hurl bottles and even a barbecue filled with red-hot coals at their victim, who managed to escape with minor injuries.
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2009, 10:23:05 PM »

I think you got your link wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

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Chuck Norris jokes are for faggots and 12 year olds.
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2009, 10:30:57 PM »

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,627139,00.html

This guy pwns all your choices...

A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.

The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.

He and a friend had been drinking on the bank of the river Isar in Munich when they spotted Steven L., a tourist from the eastern German state of Brandenburg, and chose to take offense at the man's eastern accent.

They hurled abuse at him, shouting: "Piss off you eastern pig, they should rebuild the Wall right up to the sky because of you."

After they had finished using the swan to hit the easterner, they went on to hurl bottles and even a barbecue filled with red-hot coals at their victim, who managed to escape with minor injuries.

i see that and raise you

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2009, 12:43:49 AM »

he was using a Soviet rifle to kill Soviets... lots of them... talk about a backfire...
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2009, 09:58:20 AM »

You need to watch the PBS doc Medal of Honor. Its also on Netflix.
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Medal_of_Honor/70108503?trkid=1211018


And it's still chuck norris.

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2009, 11:17:16 AM »

he was using a Soviet rifle to kill Soviets... lots of them... talk about a backfire...

Name one Finn who didn't kill more soviets than any soviet ever killed Finns. 

They are a clinically depressed race of bipolar russian killers, and nothing more.

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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2009, 11:33:18 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes

one of my personal favorites, america's first serial killer. built his own house of tortures, literally with oven, vats of acid and all sorts of other goodies where he murdered people. men, women and children. bleached the skeletons and sold them to doctors. played off as a pharmacist and gave people bad meds on purpose. truly a fucked up individual especially for his time
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2009, 11:36:58 AM »

Simo also lived until he was 97 Yrs old.

Killed 540+ people
Face shot off
lived to 97
a little over 5 ft tall.

A true badass
Even though he killed people of my country, I do give this guy a lot of respect and think he's the badass man to ever exist.
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Re: most bad ass man to ever exist.
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2009, 02:18:36 PM »

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