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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2009, 12:51:10 AM »

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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2009, 12:59:53 AM »

Starting next Friday we're going to have our very own Friar's Roast, only not so fucking gay.  Face facts, it's fun to dogpile on somebody, so we're going to do this right.


  Its now monday, so whos the lucky winner??
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2009, 01:18:04 AM »

blade8r was roasted before.

Actually he's a self roaster.

yea was true i have been roasted before but buk is a Jihadist bastard. for doing that.

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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2009, 01:21:39 AM »

BTW i nominate Scottsi

if he's still around.

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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2009, 02:26:51 AM »

I thought Scott was Ls1OwNzJoo or whatever gay shit he came up with this time around.
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2009, 02:44:40 AM »

Hey John how do I get my posts to over 9000?   :'(
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2009, 03:19:34 AM »

Hey John how do I get my posts to over 9000?   :'(

you need to buy battletoads
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2009, 03:48:08 AM »

How do I get my turbothis badge of honor.
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2009, 04:37:55 AM »

the roast of bla94r aka intergalactic cambodian time traveler was epic of all epics.  A roast of me would be boring.  But if you guys would like, have a go at it.
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2009, 05:11:39 AM »

It wasn't as epic when you had buk asking you what was the funniest picture story he came up with for an hour and a half before he posted it.
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2009, 08:40:27 AM »

Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.

no i wake up in the morning Give your mom a strawberry shortcake and then make that bitch cook me breakfast.  As far as contruibuting to society, its not needed.  I contributed to your mom which lead to you and now everyone hates me for it.  atleast i think it was me i wasnt the only one there.

I dunno.  I could see roasting, Junkyardfailure, Rawr or stevemode, Hotrex might be too easy.  Widebooty gets it enough.  Fluff Gay might be a good one to roast but honestly he makes me lol with his retorts, he might have good material.
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2009, 09:42:07 AM »

How do I get my turbothis badge of honor.

You have to eat pancakes. 
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #42 on: June 15, 2009, 09:53:06 AM »

How do I get my turbothis badge of honor.

You have to eat pancakes. 
I made chocalate chip oatbran pancakes for my woman the morning after taking her out for her birthday, I was such a sweetheart.

In reality we crashed at my parents house cause she was watching our son, and I got up just as my mom was cooking my nephew the pancakes and I said I'd use the rest of the batter.   Classic
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2009, 01:14:41 PM »

It wasn't as epic when you had buk asking you what was the funniest picture story he came up with for an hour and a half before he posted it.

wat?
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2009, 01:56:31 PM »

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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2009, 05:12:11 PM »

Wat?
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2009, 11:13:42 PM »

Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.

no i wake up in the morning Give your mom a strawberry shortcake and then make that bitch cook me breakfast.  As far as contruibuting to society, its not needed.  I contributed to your mom which lead to you and now everyone hates me for it.  atleast i think it was me i wasnt the only one there.

I dunno.  I could see roasting, Junkyardfailure, Rawr or stevemode, Hotrex might be too easy.  Widebooty gets it enough.  Fluff Gay might be a good one to roast but honestly he makes me lol with his retorts, he might have good material.

Wait...so...you're black....???  O0


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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2009, 06:39:01 AM »

damn i forgot about that.  guess that doesn't particularly fit there does it.
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2009, 06:52:02 AM »

Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.

no i wake up in the morning Give your mom a strawberry shortcake and then make that bitch cook me breakfast.  As far as contruibuting to society, its not needed.  I contributed to your mom which lead to you and now everyone hates me for it.  atleast i think it was me i wasnt the only one there.

I dunno.  I could see roasting, Junkyardfailure, Rawr or stevemode, Hotrex might be too easy.  Widebooty gets it enough.   Fluff Gay might be a good one to roast but honestly he makes me lol with his retorts, he might have good material.
Hey now faggot where that come from? But since the great blue dash hero was brought up......Josaih  I'm all in
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2009, 08:15:05 AM »

Pot roast.

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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2009, 01:15:16 PM »

Do you ever wake up in the morning and say "Wow!" at the realization of just how much of a fucking homo you are? You've been back-doored more times than your whore of a mother ever did, and you still talk shit as if you have anything to contribute, here or in society.

On second thought, you might not be the best candidate for a roast. Dissing you is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I saw that pic of you in that thread a couple weeks ago. You look like an AIDS patient with down-syndrome.

no i wake up in the morning Give your mom a strawberry shortcake and then make that bitch cook me breakfast.  As far as contruibuting to society, its not needed.  I contributed to your mom which lead to you and now everyone hates me for it.  atleast i think it was me i wasnt the only one there.

I dunno.  I could see roasting, Junkyardfailure, Rawr or stevemode, Hotrex might be too easy.  Widebooty gets it enough.   Fluff Gay might be a good one to roast but honestly he makes me lol with his retorts, he might have good material.
Hey now faggot where that come from? But since the great blue dash hero was brought up......Josaih  I'm all in

read it again faggot I was saying you catch hell all the time and it might be more fun to fuck with someone else for a change.  settle down cupcake.
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the roast of bla94r aka intergalactic cambodian time traveler was epic of all epics.  A roast of me would be boring.  But if you guys would like, have a go at it.

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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2009, 04:02:25 AM »

Sweet.  JD fails yet again.  We have no roast occuring.
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #53 on: June 17, 2009, 04:40:27 AM »

Sweet.  JD fails yet again.  We have no roast occuring.

jd is probably making my Sweet home made beef stew. and not roasting someone

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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #54 on: June 17, 2009, 07:09:51 AM »

well, if it still hapeens, id like to see that fag hotrex get roasted.
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #55 on: June 17, 2009, 10:54:27 AM »

As long as names get thrown out, this thread remains open.

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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #56 on: June 17, 2009, 08:29:43 PM »

i nominate joseph david davidson

dead beat father
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a man who in his thirties can only look upon the lives of suburban teenage boys with envy and mild arousal
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Re: RHMT Friar's Roast
« Reply #57 on: June 17, 2009, 11:19:13 PM »

i nominate boosted94ex aka 1jztwinturbo who keeps claiming i will vouch for him after he was caught in multiple scams and theft and trying to sell blown turbos for $200 a pop claiming they are good

I nominate you for defending him.


i nominate joseph david davidson

dead beat father
waitress
statutory rapist
failed alcoholic
tuner of questionable ability
trailer trash
failed husband
lowlife degenerate
known consumer of asian american goods
a man who in his thirties can only look upon the lives of suburban teenage boys with envy and mild arousal

Half of those accusations are downright lies.  Among other things, I have not failed as an alcoholic.
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