Topic: coon vs opossum (Read 5666 times)

Drupie51013 · « **on:** June 28, 2009, 11:29:36 PM »

Debating with the guys who would win in fight. I know there are some true hunters here and which ever u choose explain y bigger. I chose the coon cause I seen my self how fuckin crazy they get and I don't think a animal that goes into a semi coma could possibly kick ass.

d-rail · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:32:56 PM »

I thought this was an Obama vs Bush thread

buk9tp · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:33:50 PM »

this is a joke right?

opossum will fuck anything up especially if its protecting its kids... those mother fuckers are hardcore.. i trapped them for a friends house.. you couldnt even touch the fucking cage.. not to mention opossums are fucking smart and usually dont get caught in traps.. but we sealed up the attic so it couldnt leave it and kept rebaiting eventually it took the bait...

Doug · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:19:27 AM »

^ Bitches aren't smart enough to stay out of the road. I say coon, I have seen first hand one flipping the hell out and I was pretty scared to be honest.

Drupie51013 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:21:25 AM »

Quote from: Scruffy Terror on June 28, 2009, 11:33:50 PM

this is a joke right?

opossum will fuck anything up especially if its protecting its kids... those mother fuckers are hardcore.. i trapped them for a friends house.. you couldnt even touch the fucking cage.. not to mention opossums are fucking smart and usually dont get caught in traps.. but we sealed up the attic so it couldnt leave it and kept rebaiting eventually it took the bait...

no joke ive talked to people who's caught both before and most of them said the coon is more likey to win because how aggressive they were when enclosed or cornered.

random-strike · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:48:00 AM »

opposum are more bark than bite. coon all the way

g_shok · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:08:15 AM »

there is a reason we have polls on this site you fucking gooch

colt45 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:17:56 AM »

ninja vs spartan?

tekno · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:29:13 AM »

coon possums are a joke

Sinister · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:28:46 AM »

Raccoons can go from friendly dumpster divers to vicious is .3 seconds. I had the scare of my life as a kid when I threw a pepsi can at one. Raccoon hands down

Jorsher · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:40:01 AM »

Chuck Norris.

crttaz · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:20:31 AM »

they will avoid each other, while the three feral cats watch over nightly.

Happens nightly. I bought a RC truck just to chase the coons and possum.

t_cel_t · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2009, 07:39:25 AM »

possum

coon

imma going to go with the possum, i had to kill one of those fucks with a shovel and it took forever

bouncinofftherevlimiter · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:26:49 AM »

id say coons are prolly meaner, but possums are fucking tough, they can take a hell of a beating. if this went down, the possum would play dead, and the coon will eventually leave.

fake death dosent compare to real fight to the death.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2009, 09:18:37 AM »

On paper the coon wins everytime. In the real world the coon bites the possum and is dead from disease before it's legs can buckle. possum are about the nastiest things alive.

Robb · « **Reply #15 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:13:28 AM »

Option C.

/thread.

dvst8r · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:21:57 AM »

My ex breads German Shepards, and our stud used to be like a cat in that he had to show his kill, just about every morning I would have a line of possums dead out front of the house. Never had any coons, despite the fact that I did see a number of them on the property. Coon > Possum as coon is smarter then possum.

97Econobox · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:16:25 PM »

mushroom
mushroom
mushroom
mushroom

Badger
Badger
Badger

FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:24:54 PM »

Quote from: Robb on June 29, 2009, 11:13:28 AM

Option C.

Zoey!

bouncinofftherevlimiter · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:26:39 PM »

Quote from: 97Econobox on June 29, 2009, 12:16:25 PM

mushroom
mushroom
mushroom
mushroom

Badger
Badger
Badger

FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS.

first thing i though of when i saw that pic...

Drupie51013 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:10:34 PM »

coons are holding it down right now.

does anyone know the average weight for both?

E-b0la · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:33:29 PM »

I hit a possum with my truck.

The tend to go "pop!" if you get them good under the tire.

Doug · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:38:11 PM »

Someone catch one of each and do cage fight. We'll take bets on it

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:16:00 AM »

one time I went on a drive/date with this girl, we were hitting up some twisties and i ran over a possom and i looked in my rear view and it wasnt dead, just rolling around in pain. I turned the car around and she saw it was like aww poor possum. And then I proceeded to run it over once again putting it out of its misery. Hm, maybe thats why she didn't call me back, fuckin bitch had a modeling contract with saturn and was rich as fuck, stupid bitch. I would have thought she woudl have gaven me extra points for my humility.

Tim · « **Reply #24 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:43:39 AM »

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 30, 2009, 12:16:00 AM

one time I went on a drive/date with this girl, we were hitting up some twisties and i ran over a possom and i looked in my rear view and it wasnt dead, just rolling around in pain. I turned the car around and she saw it was like aww poor possum. And then I proceeded to run it over once again putting it out of its misery. Hm, maybe thats why she didn't call me back, fuckin bitch had a modeling contract with saturn and was rich as fuck, stupid bitch. I would have thought she woudl have gaven me extra points for my humility.

my old boss was this ex hippy burn out type of really nice guy. He did a similar thing for a cat that just got hit by a car going the other way so he swerved into the oncoming lane to put it out of its misery. Then another car came over the hill towards him and basically saw him swerving all the way across the road to hit this cat. The look of horror on their faces was classic and had us houling for the rest of the day. looked at us like we were some heartless beasts driving around in a pedo van killing people's pets.

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 01, 2009, 02:25:37 PM »

Quote from: Tim on July 01, 2009, 01:43:39 AM

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 30, 2009, 12:16:00 AM
one time I went on a drive/date with this girl, we were hitting up some twisties and i ran over a possom and i looked in my rear view and it wasnt dead, just rolling around in pain. I turned the car around and she saw it was like aww poor possum. And then I proceeded to run it over once again putting it out of its misery. Hm, maybe thats why she didn't call me back, fuckin bitch had a modeling contract with saturn and was rich as fuck, stupid bitch. I would have thought she woudl have gaven me extra points for my humility.

my old boss was this ex hippy burn out type of really nice guy. He did a similar thing for a cat that just got hit by a car going the other way so he swerved into the oncoming lane to put it out of its misery. Then another car came over the hill towards him and basically saw him swerving all the way across the road to hit this cat. The look of horror on their faces was classic and had us houling for the rest of the day. looked at us like we were some heartless beasts driving around in a pedo van killing people's pets.

LMAO, that had me going. I can just imagine the look on some peoples faces. Probably like the just seen the devil himself. LOL

92CXyD · « **Reply #26 on:** July 01, 2009, 03:42:22 PM »

When I first read the title to this post I thought you ment the Maine Coon :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon

Beacuse these cats are fairly large 4ft from nose to tall and some how descended from ancestors of semi-feral domestic cats and raccoons according to wiki. ;D

That is a large pussy.

chris · « **Reply #27 on:** July 01, 2009, 05:47:41 PM »

I have never seen a possum in my life.

d-rail · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2009, 04:28:34 AM »

Quote from: chris M on July 01, 2009, 05:47:41 PM

I have never seen a possum in my life.

You aint missing much. One of the nastiest useless animals in the world.

5thgenlx · « **Reply #29 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:24:39 AM »

Quote from: d-rail on July 02, 2009, 04:28:34 AM

Quote from: chris M on July 01, 2009, 05:47:41 PM
I have never seen a possum in my life.

You aint missing much. One of the nastiest useless animals in the world.

seen em all the time driving but when i saw one up close for the first time i was like what the fuck. nasty little critters, only good for target practice. oh and coon will win, coons always fight dirty

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