I would hurt a child, true, and I would rape a child's anus without a second thought.
The portable sawzall's battery is almost charged, keep the ideas flowing gentlemen.
fyi for further notice, home depot keeps its overstock pipe out back, usually gated, sometimes not, depending on location. also, the vid cameras are 75% fake. you can just roll up in the back on a saturday night and have at it, saturday night cuz no night crew. or maybe its sunday night. the night when there's no cars out front at 2am would be your best bet. pipes come in bundles of a few dozen, tightened down with metal straps. tin snips go right through the straps. however, wrap the pipes with rope as tight as you can BEFORE cutting the straps, that shit springs apart as soon as you cut em open and they are fucking loud. also, bring a ladder, sometimes its 8 or 12 feet up on the racks. in n out in 2 minutes though
this also works really well with lumber, block, bricks, concrete, bark, soil and other piping. most of it is just shrink wrapped or strapped. these items are never locked up either