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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2009, 11:01:33 PM »

at 5-6 in the morning, i get wood you old fucks
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2009, 12:12:01 AM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2009, 12:34:17 AM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.


im sorry your post needs some 3rd grade lovin to make sense

please felch my colon and try again
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2009, 12:37:07 AM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.


im sorry your post needs some 3rd grade lovin to make sense

please felch my colon and try again
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2009, 12:37:43 AM »

Fuck owned

lol

On my cell phone. Here at work You know what I was getting at young pup
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2009, 01:30:12 AM »

boy, you ain't too smart are you????

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2009, 01:53:04 AM »

Just here. They changed the law 6 months ago about jdm motors too. No more smog for them regardless of adding usdm ecu/manifolds.


All illegal and considered stolen due to no correct vin numbers too match


Awesome!!!!!!!!!!



b16b going in integra anyway fuck them. Stock height/stealth exhaust. Going to add 15 dollar chezzy seat covers and a cross in the window. That should keep the man at bay.

Jesus Christ!!!  Fuck that goddamn state!

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2009, 04:34:08 AM »

Just here. They changed the law 6 months ago about jdm motors too. No more smog for them regardless of adding usdm ecu/manifolds.


All illegal and considered stolen due to no correct vin numbers too match


Awesome!!!!!!!!!!



b16b going in integra anyway fuck them. Stock height/stealth exhaust. Going to add 15 dollar chezzy seat covers and a cross in the window. That should keep the man at bay.

Jesus Christ!!!  Fuck that goddamn state!

Its cool if you're not black. 
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2009, 04:41:32 AM »

boy, you ain't too smart are you????



shit bone, youve actually met him and just figured that out???



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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2009, 05:36:49 AM »

so what happens if you just bought a 09 chevy POS and the fucking motor lets go at 13,000 miles and they throw in a new crate motor? do they consider it a stolen car and destroy it?
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2009, 06:06:04 AM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.

isn't your old lady getting raw dogged by a old nasty tattooist?
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2009, 11:07:56 AM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.

isn't your old lady getting raw dogged by a old nasty tattooist?


but on the internet hes still top dawg


i fucked 3 girls this summer who have long term widebuddy type bfs

just so long as hes got a blue dash hes still the bigger man
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2009, 03:54:12 PM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.

isn't your old lady getting raw dogged by a old nasty tattooist?


but on the internet hes still top dawg


i fucked 3 girls this summer who have long term widebuddy type bfs

just so long as hes got a blue dash hes still the bigger man

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2009, 04:05:38 PM »

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2009, 06:38:53 PM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.

isn't your old lady getting raw dogged by a old nasty tattooist?



just so long as hes got a blue dash hes still the bigger man

Blue Dash to match his blue balls?
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2009, 08:45:48 PM »

not if hes peering into the trailer of the "loser" nuttin in his wife while he plays with the rubber band wrapped around his dong
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2009, 04:11:36 AM »

This is funny shit.


Bone FUCK YOU!
Spiker YOUR MOMMA
J.H. CHRIST YOUR G-MA
Bone FUCK YOU AGAIN
And lastly













You think I'm not getting is pussy makes you all





SOFA KING RE TODD DID
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2009, 04:12:50 AM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.

isn't your old lady getting raw dogged by a old nasty tattooist?



just so long as hes got a blue dash hes still the bigger man

Blue Dash to match his blue balls?
And dont you have your mothers clothes or carpets to clean since you STILL live at home
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2009, 04:24:45 AM »

Or you just don't stop like me. And get no ticket.
Or go to jail LIKE YOU DID
LMAO  funny Dennis
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2009, 04:56:42 AM »

You think I'm not getting is pussy makes you all

i'm fairly sure that as retarded as you come across on here, you can get vag. you're fit, and have a good job. hell, spiker and mitch can attest to the fact that my fat ass pulls good looking 20 year old tail on the regular... it's not hard to do.

what i'm getting at is while you're not even divorced yet, your wife is sucking a tattooed cock with reckless abandon and gobbling down the juices.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2009, 05:59:02 AM »

You think I'm not getting is pussy makes you all

i'm fairly sure that as retarded as you come across on here, you can get vag. you're fit, and have a good job. hell, spiker and mitch can attest to the fact that my fat ass pulls good looking 20 year old tail on the regular... it's not hard to do.

what i'm getting at is while you're not even divorced yet, your wife is sucking a tattooed cock with reckless abandon and gobbling down the juices.
Good for her. And that bothers me HOW?????? I give a fuck less on what she does. Not my problem or issue. Less fucking stress now..
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2009, 04:44:25 PM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.

isn't your old lady getting raw dogged by a old nasty tattooist?



just so long as hes got a blue dash hes still the bigger man

Blue Dash to match his blue balls?
And dont you have your mothers clothes or carpets to clean since you STILL live at home

and no plans to move out either. Mom is almost 71 years old, I do all the major yard chores and heavy lifting. TRUST me I want my own personal space, but with current income thats not gonna happen.

Likely will be rebuilding the deck off the garage this fall as well.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #52 on: August 17, 2009, 04:53:23 PM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.

isn't your old lady getting raw dogged by a old nasty tattooist?



just so long as hes got a blue dash hes still the bigger man

Blue Dash to match his blue balls?
And dont you have your mothers clothes or carpets to clean since you STILL live at home

and no plans to move out either. Mom is almost 71 years old, I do all the major yard chores and heavy lifting.

Heavy lifting?  Like, cans of green beans out of the cabinet?

No ofense, but you're 97 lbs or something, and most of that weight is in your acne.

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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #53 on: August 17, 2009, 05:05:37 PM »

Im sure you do GET wood. When we are GIVING the wood you all the females in your house hold.

isn't your old lady getting raw dogged by a old nasty tattooist?



just so long as hes got a blue dash hes still the bigger man

Blue Dash to match his blue balls?
And dont you have your mothers clothes or carpets to clean since you STILL live at home

and no plans to move out either. Mom is almost 71 years old, I do all the major yard chores and heavy lifting.

Heavy lifting?  Like, cans of green beans out of the cabinet?

No ofense, but you're 97 lbs or something, and most of that weight is in your acne.

WTF?????

Green Beans come in a can?
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #54 on: August 17, 2009, 10:38:56 PM »

No shit. . . . My green beans come from a glass jar from the Arc I had my aunt star for me. .  . Its a christian thing guys.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2009, 12:06:19 AM »

Green Beans come from the farmers market, FRESH beans, some bacon grease......fried potatoes........fuck my diet is never gonna work!
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2009, 02:19:12 AM »

on a more serious note, if you're actually going to be doing something stupid, find a backroad during the day.  You can't see the fucking cops hiding at night if thats all you're worried about
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« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2009, 03:31:34 AM »

Sir if the all mighty back stretch behind my house was not flooded best believe it would of been done there as it has been done on several hundred occasions. Dennis Daryl and I think two maybe three other non posting members here can attest that I burn that valley up all the fucking time with 11pm through even 8am thrashings. Even a few drunken pulls..














Ok alot of drunken pulls.
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Re: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT 5-6 in the morning
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2009, 05:49:18 AM »

5-6 in the morning I pay wideretardo's ex-wife $13 and forty seven cents for the rim job that lasted nearly three hours.
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« Reply #59 on: August 18, 2009, 05:54:54 AM »

5-6 in the morning I pay wideretardo's ex-wife $13 and forty seven cents for the rim job that lasted nearly three hours.

you overpaid, which is surprising given your cultural background
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