Topic: Libertarian defenders of freedom arise!!!!!!!!! (Read 4778 times)

BoostedSchemes · « **on:** August 20, 2009, 08:30:25 PM »

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food which has been determined as safe by the food and drug administration. At the appropriate time as kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school. After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshall's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department. I then log onto the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

patsmx5 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:33:48 PM »

Pretty funny.

fysh · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:38:45 PM »

beautiful.

Zarcorp · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:22:08 AM »

Except you're neglecting the strongholds all of those administrations hold on those industries.

Not to mention that the logic of your argument is flawed in that you're assuming that those administrations are doing "right" as well as implying that they make decisions based on the best possible outcome for everyone (Socialism).

That's just bad logic.

90dx · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:30:39 AM »

Ha ha that is pretty good.

Urban Indian · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:32:30 AM »

cliffs?

maybe an enter key at some point?

5thgenlx · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:41:27 AM »

how about that fda is allowing pharmaceutical companies to dump millions of tons of chemicals into water supplies. or how the fed lost billions of dollars and is damn near responsible for fucking up banks. or how your public school system is broken and pumping out degenerates at a breathtaking pace.

the system is flawed and not working my friend

TheMadScientist · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:22:21 AM »

Not too mention how they can't maintain those roads they built which where really nice when they were first built but now after time, well, they're not so nice anymore.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:08:05 AM »

Quote from: Urban Indian on August 21, 2009, 01:32:30 AM

cliffs?

maybe an enter key at some point?

You're a fucking moron and should stay away from political threads.

Waffles, feel free to avoid using any of the mentioned "strongholds" and next time you need to drive to rawrs house to philosophize over a little gay porn, take the back-roads designed and built by the peoples party. Everyone know nhtsa roads are garbage.

DRQPQUT · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:53:13 AM »

BRAVO ;D

buk9tp · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:28:43 PM »

Zarcorp · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:39:06 AM »

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 21, 2009, 05:08:05 AM

Waffles, feel free to avoid using any of the mentioned "strongholds" and next time you need to drive to rawrs house to philosophize over a little gay porn, take the back-roads designed and built by the peoples party. Everyone know nhtsa roads are garbage.

What the fuck is that sentence supposed to mean?

I do freely oppose using Nationally provided systems. I think they're shortsighted and bring quality further down the bell curve.

Industrialized food is pretty sad by quality comparison, but boy we sure can grow a shit load of it.

Keeps sucking commie dick Yuriy.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2009, 05:24:42 AM »

hnnnnnngh

97Econobox · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:17:19 AM »

i have to poop.

Teg2boo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2009, 11:05:35 AM »

haha I like that ;D

random-strike · « **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2009, 03:24:26 PM »

idiotic op.

everything was built by private companies contracted out by the govt for 10x the price it normally would take to do those things.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:04:14 PM »

Quote from: random-strike on August 22, 2009, 03:24:26 PM

idiotic op.

everything was built by private companies contracted out by the govt for 10x the price it normally would take to do those things.

I just came in my pants.

Zarcorp · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:01:37 AM »

Hate yuriy.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2009, 05:19:17 AM »

The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

Picture is of Carl Marx.

DmC · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2009, 05:38:55 AM »

Um no those are the tactics that get your entire force wiped out by one roman infantry unit. A clear head a discipline wins the battle boys. Drunks get their heads smashed along with their hopes and dreams. anyone of you answer a simple question. Who would you rather fight a screaming staggering drunk or someone whos calm ready and knows what their doing.

widebody93 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2009, 05:58:19 AM »

DENNIS IS HMMMMM KAY

Ntrain2k · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:16:54 AM »

Che Guevera, not Carl Marx.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2009, 01:14:54 PM »

Quote from: Ntrain2k on August 23, 2009, 07:16:54 AM

Che Guevera, not Carl Marx.

No, that is quite obviously Joseph Stalin.

random-strike · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2009, 01:30:00 PM »

karl marx. know the enemy

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:24:24 PM »

i love you soft pussy niggers i can troll this forum all day, over 4 years and counting

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:55:10 PM »

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 23, 2009, 02:24:24 PM

i love you soft pussy niggers i can troll this forum all day, over 4 years and counting

It's pretty easy when they can't recognize a picture of Fidel Castro, isn't it?

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:56:26 PM »

i saw inglorious bastards with my roommates and some sluts today awesome movie

protip

they kill hitler then the landa gets a swastika chopped in his head and his guy get scalped after they help bradd pitt and office-guy escape

i lawled

QikEnuF · « **Reply #27 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:57:47 PM »

Worth seeing in theaters? Is it a funny kind of movie? Or serious business movie

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2009, 11:16:24 PM »

we were all loling but we had the champagne of beers in 40s with us so its a skewed perspective

but some shit was fuckin guaranteed lolz no doubt

pitt is a piece of shit but his ITALIAN bit had me fuckin rapin the seat in front of me with my hardon

j.h.christ · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2009, 05:51:31 AM »

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 23, 2009, 11:16:24 PM

his ITALIAN bit had me fuckin rapin the seat in front of me with my hardon

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