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[colt45]

[Teg2boo]

LOL

[schim187]

wtf? lol  :yes:

[buk9tp]

repost

[Joseph Davis]

wtf? lol  :yes:

You've never kicked someone that hard in the nuts before?

I did that to a dude once, the ex-husband of my then gf's aunt whom we were house sitting for.  He was sneaking in during the day while we were at work, I got tipped off by the gf's mom and tore ass out of work to go check it out and busted him coming out of the front door.  The dude was pretty quick and barely kept out of the range of my hands, common sense said my legs were longer and holy shit common sense was right.  He screeched like a cat whose tail was just run over, and took off across the yard away from me.

Come to find out he'd gotten out of jail four years previous for killing some dude with a lawn gnome over a drug deal gone bad.  Classic.  Always remember, guys, your gf's mom wants you dead and will manufacture these situations if they can.