Topic: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow****** (Read 4745 times)

DRQPQUT · « **on:** August 21, 2009, 11:49:34 AM »

Im getting married saturday 8/22/2009 ::)actually im blessed ive found someone i want to spend the rest of my life with and its safe to say as long as i dont paint my dashdoard blue she wont be sucking off felonius tatoo artist!!!!!!!!

97Econobox · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:52:06 AM »

Sorry to hear abotu the Funeral. Do you have an address where i can send a nice flower arangement for your loss?

DRQPQUT · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:53:40 AM »

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:01:17 PM »

fuck you. Pick up our tuxes... I dont have time

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:01:41 PM »

Quote from: 97Econobox on August 21, 2009, 11:52:06 AM

Sorry to hear abotu the Funeral. Do you have an address where i can send a nice flower arangement for your loss?

Yeah, what's your wife's favorite flowers? Since what you like, or remotely care about, no longer matters.

highroller54 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:16:27 PM »

sorry for your run of bad luck lately

DRQPQUT · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:35:49 PM »

thanks for the vote of confidence guys

malichite · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:39:41 PM »

My condolences

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:09:41 PM »

I love how the married men are the worst on this subject.

Word to the wise, if you're doing this because she's pregnant - don't. I ended up with custody anyway, your kid(s) are likely better off without a mother.

Doug · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:36:58 PM »

Quote from: DRQPQUT on August 21, 2009, 11:49:34 AM

Im getting married saturday 8/22/2009 ::)actually im blessed ive found someone i want to spend the rest of my life with and its safe to say as long as i dont paint my dashdoard blue she wont be sucking off felonius tatoo artist!!!!!!!!

You think that now. Once you are married everything will change....for the worst.

Robb · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:37:59 PM »

This dude who did the formal shit for my wife's wedding (get it?) looked EXACTLY like fucking Kenny Rogers. "Ya gotta know when ta hold em'" lol.

Honeymoon = Vacation. At least you got that to look forward to.

hatrack48 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:46:47 PM »

so your girlfriend is getting married

MAJORAHOLE · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:57:06 PM »

ahh, good luck. honeymoon is the shit, though.
and foget trying to get trashed at your own wedding. cant be done. no time, well at least thats how mine was.

colt45 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:10:26 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 21, 2009, 12:01:41 PM

Yeah, what's your wife's favorite flowers? Since what you like, or remotely care about, no longer matters.

quoted for God's honest truth

90boostdaccord · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:34:26 PM »

where are the pics from the cock funeral? show them hangover style

88dx · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:02:30 PM »

where u going for the honeymoon? Good luck and dont let Spiker eat all the cake

chris · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:20:00 PM »

Quote from: 88dx on August 21, 2009, 05:02:30 PM

where u going for the honeymoon? Good luck and dont let Spiker eat all the cake

zing

buk9tp · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:27:35 PM »

widebody93 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:48:22 AM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 21, 2009, 12:01:17 PM

fuck you. Pick up our tuxes... I dont have time

Do they even make them big enough to fit you two fat fucks?

And good show for the comment directed towards me. :yes: well done sir. If the idear plays out in december I'll be making a trip to your all's neck of the woods with APEX as my D.D.

widebody93 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:50:47 AM »

Quote from: 88dx on August 21, 2009, 05:02:30 PM

where u going for the honeymoon? Good luck and dont let Spiker eat all the cake

First question ='s the car from the court house
SECOND PART

FUCKING FUNNY SHIT....

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:16:17 AM »

I prefer Pie, not much of a cake eater... Ive dropped twenty pounds in tgree weeks riding a bike, eating well and going to a gym... Also been fucking someones old lady, you know Jeremy... Kind of what like happened to you,,, hahahaha

anyways, Ceremony was awesome.

Good luck Justin.

widebody93 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:18:07 AM »

Brian I call BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE

Going to start a new psot off that. 20 lbs, what you took a shit for the first time?

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:20:31 AM »

your wife loves my cock and ive been fucking her propperly....

Its the smell that kills me

widebody93 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:32:18 AM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 23, 2009, 06:20:31 AM

your wife loves my cock and ive been fucking her propperly....

Its the smell that kills me

Because she like the WIDECACK

Sorry bro they all love my GENES

5'9 157lbs ripped
You know the stud in their life
Your like a left over............... Last minute binge.... Not satisfyin but does the job BARLEY

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:49:03 AM »

ya... thats why she left you for an even bigger pile of shit...

ok

widebody93 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:18:25 PM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 23, 2009, 07:49:03 AM

ya... thats why she left you for an even bigger pile of shit...

ok

TURE STORY

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:34:30 PM »

I can't eat a lot of barley, it really dominates a dish. I like to toss it into stews so it's super sparse.

7808 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:04:54 PM »

good luck with that.. enjoy it while its still good or whatever.. everyone i know thats married sucks and hates there life now. and are alcoholics

glustic · « **Reply #28 on:** August 24, 2009, 06:37:27 PM »

Quote from: Doug on August 21, 2009, 01:36:58 PM

Quote from: DRQPQUT on August 21, 2009, 11:49:34 AM
Im getting married saturday 8/22/2009 ::)actually im blessed ive found someone i want to spend the rest of my life with and its safe to say as long as i dont paint my dashdoard blue she wont be sucking off felonius tatoo artist!!!!!!!!

You think that now. Once you are married everything will change....for the worst.

+1 Shit fucking changes the moment you say I do

j.h.christ · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2009, 06:43:15 PM »

Quote from: widebody93 on August 23, 2009, 06:32:18 AM

5'9 157lbs ripped

you're still a fucking midget

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