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Fucking idiot
« on: August 30, 2009, 08:57:27 PM »
Driving down I77 southbound with my wife. It's dark and raining and we're going about 75-80mph in the Miata.  I look in the rear-view in time to see 2 lights just about wreck into me, then swerve at the last minute to go around me.  It's a minivan going I'd say about 110-120mph.  About 1/4 mile up we see it almost sideswipe a car then takes up 3 lanes trying to straighten out.  We lose sight of him for about 30 seconds and see brake lights.  The guy ran smack dab into the end of a highway divider.  I pass by him and see him crawling out of what's left of the minivan.  I told him he was driving like a fucking idiot, called the cops and left.  I wasnt about to put our safety at risk to wait around for the cops.  I did give them an earful about what this stupid fuck was doing. Another witness was gonna stay and wait for the cops, hope he doesnt try to sugar coat any of this guy's bullshit driving.  If he would have hit me, I'd be on the way to jail for smashing his face in with a crowbar, then running over the corpse repeatedly.
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 09:03:23 PM »
Some people are just fucked when it comes to driving, I have come across a tonne of idiots lately. Seem like they are comming out in full force lately.. douches... Serves the guy right...
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 09:05:04 PM »
Damn, at least he didn't hit you. Should have still smashed his face in though. And took pics.
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2009, 09:17:18 PM »
Quote from: patsmx5 on August 30, 2009, 09:05:04 PM
Damn, at least he didn't hit you. Should have still smashed his face in though. And took pics.

I wanted too but who knows if this nog was strapped or what.  I dont see how the fuck he climbed out unscathed.
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2009, 09:35:11 PM »
Quote from: SloS13 on August 30, 2009, 09:17:18 PM
Quote from: patsmx5 on August 30, 2009, 09:05:04 PM
Damn, at least he didn't hit you. Should have still smashed his face in though. And took pics.

I wanted too but who knows if this nog was strapped or what.  I dont see how the fuck he climbed out unscathed.
Dude was probably drunk and or on some sort of drugs. What a fucking moron. Glad to see you and your family are safe. Fuck assholes that drive like that
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2009, 10:06:10 PM »
Quote from: DraginX on August 30, 2009, 09:03:23 PM
Some people are just fucked when it comes to driving, I have come across a tonne of idiots lately. Seem like they are comming out in full force lately.. douches... Serves the guy right...

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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2009, 10:12:38 PM »
way to go, get your govt thugs to come beat him up instead of you doing it!
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2009, 10:39:04 PM »
People are fucking stupid.
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2009, 11:09:31 PM »
It sucks that assholes like that have to ruin it for everybody else...
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2009, 11:41:50 PM »
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2009, 11:44:54 PM »
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2009, 11:46:34 PM »
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2009, 11:47:45 PM »
Quote from: random-strike on August 30, 2009, 10:12:38 PM
way to go, get your govt thugs to come beat him up instead of you doing it!

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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2009, 11:50:43 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on August 30, 2009, 11:47:45 PM
Quote from: random-strike on August 30, 2009, 10:12:38 PM
way to go, get your govt thugs to come beat him up instead of you doing it!

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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2009, 01:52:51 AM »
I was going to start I wrecked my minivan thread
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2009, 02:04:18 AM »
Quote from: chris M on August 31, 2009, 01:52:51 AM
I was going to start I wrecked my minivan thread

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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2009, 10:29:18 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 30, 2009, 10:06:10 PM
Quote from: DraginX on August 30, 2009, 09:03:23 PM
Some people are just fucked when it comes to driving, I have come across a tonne of idiots lately. Seem like they are comming out in full force lately.. douches... Serves the guy right...

Who are you, and where is your porn?

My porn is a rhino fucking you in the ass with hotrex's tiny cock... I've been around the old HMT for about 5-7 years now. I just don't have time to post ever 3 seconds like everyone else.... If you want more porn go back a couple pages and scroll down a few forums.
How's that JD do I get your approval.... O0
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2009, 11:11:38 AM »
No sir, you do not.
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2009, 01:36:24 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 31, 2009, 11:11:38 AM
No sir, you do not.

Oh well... shit happens...  :evil:
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2009, 02:06:13 PM »
That's a rather philisophical attitude for a French Canadian.
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2009, 04:03:41 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 31, 2009, 02:06:13 PM
That's a rather philisophical attitude for a French Canadian.

I am far from french my friend, only thing I do that is french is my wife  :-*
And just so you know there are two kinds of french in Canada, the normal ones who are in my area, who are pretty easy going, and the ignorant arrogant pieces of shit from Quebec... as far as I'm conserned... fuck them mexicans... :mexi:
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2009, 07:24:59 PM »
just got back from mexico and to tell the truth those wetbacks can drive!!!! taxi rides are fun after a few shots of tequilla :mexi:
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2009, 07:31:16 PM »
Quote from: SloS13 on August 30, 2009, 08:57:27 PM
Driving down I77 southbound with my wife. It's dark and raining and we're going about 75-80mph in the Miata.  I look in the rear-view in time to see 2 lights just about wreck into me, then swerve at the last minute to go around me.  It's a minivan going I'd say about 110-120mph.  About 1/4 mile up we see it almost sideswipe a car then takes up 3 lanes trying to straighten out.  We lose sight of him for about 30 seconds and see brake lights.  The guy ran smack dab into the end of a highway divider.  I pass by him and see him crawling out of what's left of the minivan.  I told him he was driving like a fucking idiot, called the cops and left.  I wasnt about to put our safety at risk to wait around for the cops.  I did give them an earful about what this stupid fuck was doing. Another witness was gonna stay and wait for the cops, hope he doesnt try to sugar coat any of this guy's bullshit driving.  If he would have hit me, I'd be on the way to jail for smashing his face in with a crowbar, then running over the corpse repeatedly.

My bad son, I was trying to get home because my mom cooked a Stoffers lasagna. My neck is a little sore but I'm doing fine. I told the cop that I was cutoff by a two guys in a Miata, and that the driver was giving the passenger head.
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2009, 01:08:23 AM »
that was me i was trying to get to the liqour store, i couldnt see your tiny car thruogh the meth smoke in my car
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2009, 07:35:05 AM »
Quote from: oinesra on August 31, 2009, 07:31:16 PM
Quote from: SloS13 on August 30, 2009, 08:57:27 PM
Driving down I77 southbound with my wife. It's dark and raining and we're going about 75-80mph in the Miata.  I look in the rear-view in time to see 2 lights just about wreck into me, then swerve at the last minute to go around me.  It's a minivan going I'd say about 110-120mph.  About 1/4 mile up we see it almost sideswipe a car then takes up 3 lanes trying to straighten out.  We lose sight of him for about 30 seconds and see brake lights.  The guy ran smack dab into the end of a highway divider.  I pass by him and see him crawling out of what's left of the minivan.  I told him he was driving like a fucking idiot, called the cops and left.  I wasnt about to put our safety at risk to wait around for the cops.  I did give them an earful about what this stupid fuck was doing. Another witness was gonna stay and wait for the cops, hope he doesnt try to sugar coat any of this guy's bullshit driving.  If he would have hit me, I'd be on the way to jail for smashing his face in with a crowbar, then running over the corpse repeatedly.

My bad son, I was trying to get home because my mom cooked a Stoffers lasagna. My neck is a little sore but I'm doing fine. I told the cop that I was cutoff by a two guys in a Miata, and that the driver was giving the passenger head.

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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2009, 10:05:45 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 30, 2009, 11:41:50 PM
Quote from: Teg2boo on August 30, 2009, 10:39:04 PM
French people are fucking stupid.


You guys are so predictable. There are no suprise anymore :P

I thought that Highroller was going to be the first one to do it tho.. lol
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2009, 11:05:04 AM »
:(


Sir, I promise you that the next time I attack your French-Canadian heritage I will do so from a fresh angle, with a twist.
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« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2009, 11:11:34 AM »
I hope so!
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2009, 12:58:12 AM »
Quote from: DraginX on August 31, 2009, 04:03:41 PM
I am far from french my friend, only thing I do that is french is my wife 

So I guess you just told RHMT that your wife doesn't shower regularly or shave anything.  Enjoy your french wife :?:
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Re: Fucking idiot
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2009, 02:07:49 AM »
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