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Joseph Davis

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Jarhead
« on: September 11, 2009, 10:02:42 AM »


That motherfucker gets laid.
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2009, 10:23:30 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on September 11, 2009, 10:02:42 AM


That motherfucker gets laid.

Look closer i think its the pimpin' scooter he fronts. ;D
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2009, 10:51:13 AM »
He does shit like that, he bought the thing to look like a goober on it.  He and another heavy friend of his went to the Kia dealer, looked for the biggest salesman they could find, and made the guy take them on a test drive in a new Rio.

My favorite was being at the track, and a heavyset black dude on a GSXR-750 makes a comment about how his bike ran pretty good for how much he weighed.  Jar asks how much he weighs, the guy says 330.  Jar's pushing 365 or so, and without missing a beat he calls the black dude a tiny ass. 
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2009, 10:57:03 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on September 11, 2009, 10:51:13 AM
He does shit like that, he bought the thing to look like a goober on it.  He and another heavy friend of his went to the Kia dealer, looked for the biggest salesman they could find, and made the guy take them on a test drive in a new Rio.

My favorite was being at the track, and a heavyset black dude on a GSXR-750 makes a comment about how his bike ran pretty good for how much he weighed.  Jar asks how much he weighs, the guy says 330.  Jar's pushing 365 or so, and without missing a beat he calls the black dude a tiny ass. 

LOL damn that's funny tiny ass.  ;D
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2009, 11:52:14 AM »
That little 8 y/o  :mexi: in the background is casing the shit of that Park-Ave.
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2009, 12:07:23 PM »
Is that WIFEBODY on the back... He is a bike whore... Maybe shes sliding down the scale... Oh the long term effects of the blue dash and all its gayness
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 12:10:38 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on September 11, 2009, 12:07:23 PM
Is that WIFEBODY on the back... He is a bike whore... Maybe shes sliding down the scale... Oh the long term effects of the blue dash and all its gayness

Fuck them for a second, I'm worried about that Buick. Some poor old lady is going to come back from bingo only to find her ride missing.
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2009, 12:19:43 PM »
looks alot like a box chevy caprice to me
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2009, 01:02:13 PM »
Quote from: Adam Lofton on September 11, 2009, 12:10:38 PM
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on September 11, 2009, 12:07:23 PM
Is that WIFEBODY on the back... He is a bike whore... Maybe shes sliding down the scale... Oh the long term effects of the blue dash and all its gayness

Fuck them for a second, I'm worried about that Buick. Some poor old lady is going to come back from bingo only to find her ride missing.

looks like the flash spooked him, he prolly took off after the picture
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Re: Jarhead
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2009, 01:44:49 PM »
Quote from: Spanish-rice on September 11, 2009, 01:02:13 PM
Quote from: Adam Lofton on September 11, 2009, 12:10:38 PM
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on September 11, 2009, 12:07:23 PM
Is that WIFEBODY on the back... He is a bike whore... Maybe shes sliding down the scale... Oh the long term effects of the blue dash and all its gayness

Fuck them for a second, I'm worried about that Buick. Some poor old lady is going to come back from bingo only to find her ride missing.

looks like the flash spooked him, he prolly took off after the picture

I don't know, they are persistent these days. I'm worried grandma might have had to take the bus in a rough neighborhood.
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