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How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« on: September 11, 2009, 02:30:48 PM »
How do I talk to a rappin ass nigga.
I am assuming he will have a massive posse and his own security staff but I'll escort him at least a few dozen feet so I will have a few minutes to try and weasel a few million dollars of his nirobian scammer money. How do you address/converse with these people  ??? Just "Jay"?
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2009, 03:10:20 PM »
call him a talentless nignog
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2009, 03:19:02 PM »
i can talk to the white people acts that come through fine but this is the first rapper gig i get to work at and i want him to give me all of his cocaine money plz thnks crack skeet skeet bang bang
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2009, 03:36:09 PM »
Tell him NAS owns him
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2009, 03:56:25 PM »
lmao...


im wondering who will come with since its the bp3 tour i wish he'd drag jeezy with him

nas would be illin but apes are always beefin

who knows, i just want to sexually assualt the hova i dont care much about anyone else
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2009, 04:15:51 PM »
bp3 is solid but nothing will compare to the original bp.
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 04:25:20 PM »
its because theres no love in the heart of the shitty  O0
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2009, 05:27:52 PM »
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2009, 07:48:59 PM »
Tell him he's jealous of auto tune.
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2009, 07:51:15 PM »
death to autotune
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2009, 08:00:18 PM »
Just act like a normal joe. He is pretty cool with everyone. But thats when I ran into him at a gas station.
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2009, 08:03:33 PM »
Do the right thing and pretend like you've never heard of him, and can't figure out why he's a big deal.
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2009, 09:02:54 PM »
Quote from: widebody93 on September 11, 2009, 08:00:18 PM
Just act like a normal joe. He is pretty cool with everyone. But thats when I ran into him at a gas station.


I heard he lovedf your blue dash...  No crome on the wheels, but the dash is gay for real...
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 10:48:11 PM »
Tubby butt needs new materials. Brian your attempt IF YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED plays no effect on me. Im happy with my car. Goals met. Moving on. Maybe something you need to learn to do at your old age with altar attitudes daily. Just my two cents.

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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2009, 01:13:22 AM »
maybe what you need to do is


PAINT TEH DASHBOARDZ
Learn to fucking spell
Fuck correctly
Build a car that actually runs half as well as it should for the parts it has

and admit that what I said did affect (not effect you as you answered). Jeremy, you dissapooint... But hey, consistancy wins the race... well not in your case as fail does not equal win... But you get it I think


Oh and its alter, as in alter not Altar as in Widebody chokes on dick behind the ALTAR... 
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2009, 06:14:21 PM »
i just painted my DD dashboard blue and will tell him about it
then i will ask him if he cares that everyone calls him uncle tom behind his back
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2009, 09:06:13 PM »
Saying Jay-z doesnt have talent is asinine.  PharoeMonch hes not, but certainly far from Jeezy, or that deadheaded failure wayne.

True Story Pharoe Monch is damn near 40 and no one on the top 10 Billboard hip hop rap whatever you wanna call it could fuck with him.  Its sad.
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2009, 10:02:16 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on September 12, 2009, 01:13:22 AM
Fuck correctly

We're still waiting on you to master this fundimental skill, Brian.  I notice the women march in and out of your life on a weekly basis, if the sex was worth a fuck aka lasted longer than 30 minutes I'm sure they'd stick around.

I'm sure you're sitting there wondering what precipitated my commentary, but honestly kicking widebuddy is like kicking a retarded puppy.  What's the challenge?  En Garde, my pleasantly plump friend!  I intend to argue with you.
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Re: How 2 talk 2 Jay-Z
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2009, 11:27:14 PM »
walk up to him and say hey aint you puff daddy 

then take a swing at him before i finishes a word
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