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Robb

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Auto forum thread titles...
« on: September 25, 2009, 10:47:15 PM »

Yes it stupid, but im bored and decided to post it anyway.  Some of em are spot on.

Bentley Forums

- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?



Camaro/Firebird Forums

- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.



Mustang (Chevelle) forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.



Monte Carlo forums

- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.



Civic forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.



VW Bug forum

- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)



Yugo Forum

- - - When's the last time yours ran?



Lamborghini forum

- - - Wind noise around 210MPH



Miata forums

- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)



Chevy Tahoe forum

- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)



Pontiac Fiero forum

- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)



BMW 7-series forum

- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?



Cadillac forum

- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.



Chevy Suburban Forum

- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?



Buick Forum

- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?



Delorean forum

- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.



Crown Victoria forum

- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?



Honda Accord forum

- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.



Toyota Echo forum

- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?



Ferrari forums

- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.



Porsche forums

- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?



Saturn forums

- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.



Jaguar forum

- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?



Mercedes forum

- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?



Mini forum

- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)



Dodge Viper forum

- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?



McLaren F1 forum

- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.



Dodge Minivan forum

- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?



Hummer forum

- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.





Fiat forum

- - -Hello? Am I the only member?



Subaru WRX forum

- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.



Chevy pickup forum

- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?



SRT Forums

"Will this void my warranty"



RX7 Forums

- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.



DSM Forums

- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me



Supra Forums

- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.



Vette Forums

- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?



Ford 2.3 forums

- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

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Re: Auto forum thread titles...
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 11:57:22 PM »

Miata forums

"will this turbo spool before 1400?"

"is 11:1 compression too low for 91 octane?"
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Re: Auto forum thread titles...
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2009, 02:45:15 AM »

JD has lots of sand in his vagina lately.

Relative to this thread..how?

I like the list  :noel:
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Re: Auto forum thread titles...
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2009, 04:58:29 AM »

Quote
SRT Forums

"Will this void my warranty"
lol so true...

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Re: Auto forum thread titles...
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 08:06:54 AM »

Homemade turbo forum
--- My CRX just ran 10s pics and prons inside
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Re: Auto forum thread titles...
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2009, 08:20:18 AM »

JD has lots of sand in his vagina lately.

Relative to this thread..how?

I like the list  :noel:

he seems to get his jollies off deleting my posts now ???

It's not just me, sweet elf, but they are letting me take all of the credit on this one.
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