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[Joseph Davis]

I have accomplished much this fine morning.  I have consumed one cup of coffee, medium.  Eaten one sausage bisquit, cold.  Informed one terrorist he is short, 5'7".  I am about to take one piss, excellent.

How is the rest of RHMT faring today?

[rawr]

Eaten two pop-tarts, blueberry.  Bought 1 ticket to California in December, plane.

[buk9tp]

i successfully held back a multitude of jokes which popped into my head regarding some balding dudes daughter. still bummed out bout dumping my gf but still convinced its for the best. oh. also been told that at 5' 7'' im a short terrorist.

[97Econobox]

I have moved an entire database of Linux references over to a new range (agents moved from one room to another) im still trying to get my damn Mediawiki website up and running but cant figure out how to get rid of the damn "Internet Explorer Enhanced Security Configureation" horseshit.  i uninstalled it and now it just repeatly tells me its disabled.  well no shit there mr mircosoft.

I have also dropped PC's into a new OU for GPO testing anad ran a gpupdate on them as well as built a new manditory profile to test the profile version of said GPO.

all of that is about 45 mintues of work that has becom abotu 2 hours thanks to slamming a full throttle, texting my wife and trying to decide if i should eat some shrooms before my halloween party to "get into charater" since im going to be Hunter S thompson.

[BoostedSchemes]

fuckin jacked off to some sketchy ass porn. had several malt beverages along with store brand cheerios. ready for dsep shift then middle school

[rawr]

Formatting, learn how to use it.

[buk9tp]

i guess this counts as this morning...

2am...

got motor in. need to figure out tstat housing and firing order. pop in the axles and plug up atf oil lines to the cooler and fire it up

[Joseph Davis]

And lol @ daughter jokes.

The joke is she's taller than buk, by a couple inches. 

[rawr]

I have moved an entire database of references over to a new range,  Linux.  I'm trying to get my website up and running, Mediawiki. Uninstalled one security function, Microsoft.  

fuckin jacked off to some porn, sketchy ass. had several beverages, malted along with cheerios, store brand. ready for dsep shift then middle school

[BoostedSchemes]

i purposely ignored the formatting used by old faggots, bald
and his cronies, homosexual and willing
nigger jabber

[SloS13]

woke up, got a bacon/egg/cheese biscuit and iced coffee.  Got to my office and realized they forgot the sugar in the coffee so I found 3 5+ year old Sweet-n-lo packets, added said packets into coffee.

Sent an argumentative email to a client who was complaining that I removed the wrong pictures from his site and spent 30 minutes proving I did exactly as instructed instead of spending 20 minutes un-doing my changes.

Rebooted the wrong server, looked at interweb videos.

[highroller54]

Got out og bed, feed the cats, changed my daughters diper and loged on rhmt, all in 15 minutes. Going to go wire my house in a few 

[Teg2boo]

I'm one week off of school. Woke up at 10, ate 2 waffles, I'm still drinking my first of 2 coffees.

My boss is complaining (stupid French fuck), so I ignore his email. I'm watching How its made.

[Kenny Rogers]

Woke up at 5:30 and decided I would wear a warm, fuzzy hat.  So far, it's been the best decision of the day.

[ratcityrex]

Got up at 530, took a shower shaved, fired up the car took 15 min to warm up in this cold ass 30* weather, got took work, made a 20oz drip coffee for myself, worked 3 hours, told some old guy about the 166mph trap that speed factory ran on saturday,  and logged onto rhmt for a quick update on the urban thread, I loled at mr. blue dash and bdvt debate in the ui thread. Now im posting this. Now im gona go take a shit and surf rhmt on my phone while doing so. 

[malichite]

Woke up, took the trash out, house.  Scratched my balls, chair.  Figruing out how to bolt a cross member where it doesn't belong, garage.

[turbostd]

Woke up at 10 ate some cookies took a shit
10:30 Took my mom to her eye doctors appoitment and dropped her off
11:00-now Sitting watching random shit on tv  surfing the net waiting for my mom to call for me to pick her up
later... Waiting for my friend kyle to get off work so we can finish his fail-tastic ranger

[highroller54]

I'm one week stupid French fuck.

we know.

[Foowee]

I learned that engineers are gifted people...  

[salesmonkey]

woke up,cleaned up a bit, ate some oatmeal, brushed teeth went to work, got back from work, took a shit, washed hands, cranked my hose, took a shower, made some food and checked hmt. i had a brownie and a blue dew somewhere in there as well.

[Joseph Davis]

My boss is complaining (stupid French fuck), so I ignore his email.

The correct course of action.

Remember, as long as we are still flaming you it's because you aren't totally worthless.  Keep up the good semi-not-French work.  

[Teg2boo]

My boss is complaining (stupid French fuck), so I ignore his email.

The correct course of action.

Remember, as long as we are still flaming you it's because you aren't totally worthless.  Keep up the good semi-not-French work.  

He is a French from France, not a French Canadian. I would not say that he is a French fuck.  ;D

A fucking Parisien. 

[snm95ls]

Woke up, showered, ate a skimpy breakfast, called my boss to tell him that I forgot something, headed to school, sat though Calc 3, went to Engineering Physics 2 and took an electrodynamics test.  Then I headed to the UPS store to ship a part back, but the fuckholes didn't have a street address on the shipping label.  Came home, replacement was on the front deck, the new lable has a street address.

[ironcrx]

I managed to finish writing up half my patient run reports. (im an EMT in training), smoked a bowl with my  rommie and went to sleep.  Ill finish that shit tonight.  But at least I got half done.  :yes:

[QikEnuF]

I have Henried two people today. 1 for a rifle, 1 for a bike.

[Joseph Davis]

My boss is complaining (stupid French fuck), so I ignore his email.

The correct course of action.

Remember, as long as we are still flaming you it's because you aren't totally worthless.  Keep up the good semi-not-French work.  

He is a French from France, not a French Canadian. I would not say that he is a French fuck.  ;D

A fucking Parisien. 

Oh, god.  That is worse. 

[junkyard racer]

This morning has been pretty productive for once. Its my day off. Spent the morning cutting, splitting and stacking wood.

Now im gonna spend an hour doing who the fuck knows what, then clean the house.

[shadow]

i woke up, and umm, now im drugged up, bc im fucking sick. thats it.

[Towdogg]

I did nothing....I should be offed.....Anyone got some rope??

[Robb]

People from france will punch you in the face for calling them french-canadian.  Then they will throw up the white flag before you retaliate. 


Went to work, drank 2 cups coffee, R&R Cayenne transfer case, eat a nasty hardee's biscuit, got swine flu...