Oh, well in that case, I'll have you know that I've never touched a penal region that wasn't attached to me, and the only penal region I've been in the vacinity (MUTHA FUCK YOU SPELL CHECK, YOU FLAMING PILE OF NIG SHIT) while in operation was when me and Tre West tag teamed Nina in 1999 while playing a game of 419 (butt) darts.
On one occasion we were to have worked as a team once again on (his) family friend Krissy Nunez, but she felt uncomfortable with him in the picture, and I handled that shit raw dog. That was the best head he never got, too. WOOOOOOT.